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Portis
06-21-06, 04:08 PM
In the spirit of things I was wondering...

Anybody here wanna...

Pay my mortage?

Housebreak my new puppy?

Mow my lawn?

Give me a bath?

Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

Go to work for me tomorrow?

MERTON
06-21-06, 04:10 PM
sure... for the right pay!
bikingshearer
06-21-06, 04:20 PM
Anybody here wanna...
No, no, no, hell no, no & (wait for it . . . ) no.

When are you going to learn: the world does not owe you a living. It owes me a living.;)

ken cummings
06-21-06, 04:21 PM
Well I do not have lawns, puppies, or a mortgage (house paid off:D ). I have no idea what you do so pass on that. I have done food cutting and bathing and everything for my Dad for a year and a half until he died, 24/7. The famiily let me keep the house in return. Worked out to about $20/hour which is about what it would cost you to hire a Home Care Agency to do it for you. Pass on that too, I've wiped enough **** of of backsides for now.
MERTON
06-21-06, 04:21 PM
he's just jumping on the bandwagon because he's frustrated with life and has nothing better to do... and texas guy is probably pissed about his past to some extent... although he didn't have deregulation to deal with... and i can't figure out slvoid...

i still don't understand why asking those questions deserved such a malicious response.
Jerseysbest
06-21-06, 04:34 PM
i'll break your puppy
wfin2004
06-21-06, 05:00 PM
In the spirit of things I was wondering...

Anybody here wanna...

Pay my mortage?

Housebreak my new puppy?

Mow my lawn?

Give me a bath?

Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

Go to work for me tomorrow?

Are you giving up using your appendages or just want to start panhandling on some Dallas streetcorner also?
jschen
06-21-06, 05:14 PM
No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396
Jerseysbest
06-21-06, 07:06 PM
No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396

You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.
Portis
06-21-06, 07:07 PM
Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day. :D
jschen
06-21-06, 07:22 PM
Oops. :o
gbcb
06-22-06, 12:25 AM
You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.

If you want, I'll go and take a look -- just to be sure.
operator
06-22-06, 12:39 AM
Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day. :D

uh
Serendipper
06-22-06, 10:22 AM
Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day. :D

....and?:rolleyes:
TexasGuy
06-22-06, 10:27 AM
No, you don't get it!!! When he said "In the spirit of things I was wondering..." he means you going over there, doing all those things for him, with NO PAY whatsoever! Funny how motivations change when the tables are turned...
:roflmao: no kidding. And he fell for it too :p
TexasGuy
06-22-06, 10:29 AM
Best Thread Ever :d