Bicycle Mechanics - Brokeback chain cleaner?

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Chongo
06-23-06, 10:14 AM
Is it just me, but is there something obscene about this "tool's" design?
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shakeNbake
06-23-06, 10:22 AM
Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........

superwombat
06-23-06, 10:35 AM
Would you rather it point up?


Mr. Fierte
06-23-06, 10:35 AM
Is it just me, but is there something obscene about this "tool's" design?
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It's rare I see something on the web that makes me laugh out loud :)
Thanks :)

Philatio
06-23-06, 10:47 AM
that's awesome :D

Chongo
06-23-06, 10:52 AM
Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........
Hey! My nipples are alloy and they thread on the same way everyone elses do.

catatonic
06-23-06, 12:51 PM
Oh go ahead, give it a shake, it doesn't mind!

ratdog
06-23-06, 04:01 PM
I think they just started selling them in different sizes and colors.

masiman
06-23-06, 05:31 PM
Homophobes are posting theirs on ebay as we speak.

MattP.
06-23-06, 05:36 PM
I think they just started selling them in different sizes and colors.

Hehe, I got a brand new blue one in my living room as we speak :D

DieselDan
06-23-06, 05:40 PM
Oh go ahead, give it a shake, it doesn't mind!
Shake it more then twice and you're playing with it!

BostonFixed
06-23-06, 06:49 PM
What type of lube do you use with that?

superwombat
06-23-06, 06:57 PM
What type of lube do you use with that?
Depends on riding conditions and cranking speed.

ScrubJ
06-23-06, 06:59 PM
Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........

Odd post from someone who's "Super Butted" :)

vw addict
06-23-06, 09:08 PM
Does anything come out of the "handle"????

shakeNbake
06-23-06, 10:02 PM
Odd post from someone who's "Super Butted" :)

What I do in my spare time with a midget, two donkeys, a pedal wrench, and a tube of grease is none of your business, OK!

AfterThisNap
06-23-06, 10:27 PM
psh, what about these "banana guards" (http://www.bananaguard.com)

http://fan-blog.chiquita.co.jp/images/bananaguard_3.jpg

BostonFixed
06-23-06, 11:36 PM
Depends on riding conditions and cranking speed.
Rough, dry conditions.

Coyote!
06-24-06, 05:23 AM
Here's what happened. There was this major run of 3CPO 'droids and the subcontractor, CyberGenitalia, did an accidental over production of it's units. . .

catatonic
06-24-06, 09:01 AM
Shake it more then twice and you're playing with it!

...shake it like a polaroid picture, baby!!!!!

If someone is concerned about how phallic that thing looks, they forgot to look at most crankarmos, saddles, some stems, and varios other bike parts. Really a bike has many penii shaped objects, some even spinning!

...so get over it. Plus, it's only gay if the balls touch (guess some folks will ride without saddles now...oh wiat, that make sthe seatpost phallic...so remove that too! :p ).

Drunken Chicken
06-24-06, 09:13 AM
psh, what about these "banana guards" (http://www.bananaguard.com)

http://fan-blog.chiquita.co.jp/images/bananaguard_3.jpg
Bhahahahah, I just read through the website's description of it... ROFL. :lol:

catatonic
06-24-06, 09:41 AM
BWHAHAHAHA "Passionate purple"

....sounds like a description of a "marital aid" rather than a food storage device.

ScrubJ
06-24-06, 01:54 PM
What I do in my spare time with a midget, two donkeys, a pedal wrench, and a tube of grease is none of your business, OK!

Now you're making me jealous :love:

superwombat
06-24-06, 02:03 PM
psh, what about these "banana guards" (http://www.bananaguard.com)

http://fan-blog.chiquita.co.jp/images/bananaguard_3.jpg
If your bananas curve like that, seek medical attention. :D

catatonic
06-24-06, 05:04 PM
see that curve in the case is for those that posess a wangarang...the pecker that keeps on coming back for more.