Foo - Favorite Bf quotes

Thought this thread needed to happen. So I can have a selection for my sig quote lol

So far for me-

Jschen- If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.

LOL

Serendipper- "Special Forces? Pshhaw. We got Crips and Bloods. Give the gangs HUMVEES (which they want anyway), and I DARE anybody to roll through our neighborhoods."

"Do I have to point out Super Wal-Mart? An army could get lost in there, easy. Supply central for our armed militia. Where else can you get 10 years worth of ammo, cheetoes, tires and diapers?"

Jyo-You shoulda told her if she was as sleek and sexy as your bike, she'd get ridden more too. Or something along those lines.

Dead roman- Sais i spend more time riding my bike than i do riding her

Gastro to expat: "you're making up physics again"

r600duraace " then i dialed it up to 400w"

I like just about everything the Underwear Nazi says. His "The Underwear Nazi Credo is clear: No underwear under bike shorts for any reason ever. No excuses." is always great when written to newbies.

r600duraace " then i dialed it up to 400w"

+1000

This one gets quoted time and time again on rides! Friggin' classic!

+1000

This one gets quoted time and time again on rides! Friggin' classic!


was that the cocky kid who was all proud about passing some poor fool?

was that the cocky kid who was all proud about passing some poor fool?

The original classic thread is here: link (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=136161&highlight=400+watts)

The actual quote is...

"I have my power output set to 400w. roughly 19 mph. I glanced back at him and to initiate the challenge. He took the bait. He was slowly closing in to my wheel. I stood up and dropped down to my 13th gear and just blasted it up at 19 mph. Unless he has been racing, there is no way he could match my speed."

It never gets old!

(from 1/9/05)
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010905/part-of-the-solution.gif

Great webcomic

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com

The original classic thread is here: link (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=136161&highlight=400+watts)

The actual quote is...

"I have my power output set to 400w. roughly 19 mph. I glanced back at him and to initiate the challenge. He took the bait. He was slowly closing in to my wheel. I stood up and dropped down to my 13th gear and just blasted it up at 19 mph. Unless he has been racing, there is no way he could match my speed."

It never gets old!

you're right. it's as funny now as it was when it was first posted.

Can one nominate onself?


I wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself.

400w is a classic. I like my sig, though, and thank you fiddy-six for the piece of pure genius...

Can one nominate onself?
I remember roughrider saying that one too. Who said it first :eek:

Hot off the presses:


At least in this great country hippy terrorists hypocrits are still allowed to self-immolate themselves and then run around like decapitated chickens when they realise they got stoned instead of traveling to a tibetan monestary to master control of their pain reflex.. oh, God bless this great land
:beer:
http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=2703601&postcount=4

During the discussion on whether or not American was founded as a Christian nation this happened:

A member suggested that the evidence lies in the fact that the date mentioned in the Constitution was suffixed with In The Year Of Our Lord.
The response from the one formerly known as Ziggurat (now Serpico), was classic.


yo, Hamilton fell during the convention, saying "God dammit!"--which also strenghtens your thesis

I actually woke up laughing at the memory of this.:roflmao:


:D

Clinton BJ

During the discussion on whether or not American was founded as a Christian nation this happened:

A member suggested that the evidence lies in the fact that the date mentioned in the Constitution was suffixed with In The Year Of Our Lord.
The response from the one formerly known as Ziggurat (now Serpico), was classic.



I actually woke up laughing at the memory of this.:roflmao:


:D

Ziggurat is serpico? did i miss something?

Yeah, refer back to my quote in another foo thread about how changing usernames is annoying.

He Changed his name from Ziggurat to Serpico a few months ago. Kinda like how Ultra-G changed his name to G-Unit, and back. And Ranger is now Portis, and so on.

The annoying part is you tend to forget who they are. To me, an online name is not a toy, it does become your online manifestation...so pick one and stick with it. Maybe I'm just old-school like that.

The best lines ever have got to be from the R600 thread.


I have my power output set to 400w.


Huh???????


He's some sort of robot or android with specific power output settings. Kind of like a microwave or toaster oven.

what makes the R600 comments even funnier is the dude TT's at like 22-23mph, has about a 28mph sprint LOL.......weight of the powertap probably costs him 1/2mph :D

All are bases are belong to us!

Yeah, refer back to my quote in another foo thread about how changing usernames is annoying.

He Changed his name from Ziggurat to Serpico a few months ago. Kinda like how Ultra-G changed his name to G-Unit, and back. And Ranger is now Portis, and so on.

The annoying part is you tend to forget who they are. To me, an online name is not a toy, it does become your online manifestation...so pick one and stick with it. Maybe I'm just old-school like that.


yeah thats kinda confusing....i didnt know about ranger either, im just not on enough to keep up with you forum fools

Thought this thread needed to happen. So I can have a selection for my sig quote lol

So far for me-

Jschen- If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.



http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=If+you%27re+not+part+of+the+solution%2C+then+you%27re+part+of+the+precipitate.++&btnG=Google+Search

Not a favourite line, but I loved the picture of Nathan Fabian riding a pony with a party hat.

Another vote for the 400 watts

Somebody dig up the old MERTON quote thread, eh?

I'd say the threads in the short lived Men's Forum had some comedy gold in them.

I like pie

Always makes me smile.

Somebody dig up the old MERTON quote thread, eh?


pure gold...it would require its own website to do it justice

Yeah. That just about tops it. The Merton thread. Awww, I miss my Merton. *gasp!* Did I think that out loud again?

Yeah. That just about tops it. The Merton thread. Awww, I miss my Merton. *gasp!* Did I think that out loud again?


Missing people is hard stuff.

Yeah, I know........:( :o

Missing people is hard stuff.

Should have used her hook kick. That never misses.

During the discussion on whether or not American was founded as a Christian nation this happened:

A member suggested that the evidence lies in the fact that the date mentioned in the Constitution was suffixed with In The Year Of Our Lord.
The response from the one formerly known as Ziggurat (now Serpico), was classic.



I actually woke up laughing at the memory of this.:roflmao:


:DSome people are amused by weird things.

Some people are amused by weird things.

You amuse me.

400w is a classic. I like my sig, though, and thank you fiddy-six for the piece of pure genius...

You're welcome, sire.

All are bases are belong to us!

"All your base are belong to us."

That's what my shirt says.

Get it right.

*snicker* :D

*snicker* :D

Are you laughing at me?

Or with me?

yes to both *neener, neener, neener*

yes to both *neener, neener, neener*

Drat!

=3's.

I can't afford coffee. LOlolol

I can't afford coffee. LOlolol

Thanks.

Now put it in your sig, please.

To Stacy -you never did give a rat's ass, and that's why we love you! Stay true to yourself, always!

Not a quote but the dancing guy in Cypress's sig always makes me chuckle.