I had no idea this was going to be so difficult. And I;m not just talking about the riding either.

I just made the time cutoff today after being cut by a giant cardboard hip replacement a fan was waving at me in the Netherlands. Trouble was, everyone else was ahead of me. I was at the back next to our BF team bus (yes, we have to use the bus on course because we couldn't afford a team car too) getting water for the rest of the guys when this happened.

Since we have no radios, they had no idea. But they sure were thirsty by the end.

Oh well, they closed me up at hospital and I'll be good to go tomorrow. I hope they saved me some pasta.

Yeah, well since I was relying on you to lead me out I missed the final sprint!

I'll remember that when you need me to work for you!

Hey guys, did you see me on that final climb? I was the naked guy running next to you screaming Go Lance!

Hey guys, did you see me on that final climb? I was the naked guy running next to you screaming Go Lance!

THAT was you?

I thought you were the guy in the penguin suit up on the giant tractor made of hay bales!

Yeah, well since I was relying on you to lead me out I missed the final sprint!

I'll remember that when you need me to work for you!

Cooker....

This is why you have to wake up in time for team meetings.
Lead-out?

No me ma man.
I'm water-boy, domestique supreme.

Well, there's that, and who do you think laid out your racing kit for you every morning?!

I meant lead me out of the bar...I was too disoriented to find my viewing spot for the sprint.

I meant lead me out of the bar...I was too disoriented to find my viewing spot for the sprint.

Ahhhhhh...NOW it all makes sense to me.

Can I be the bus driver?