LittleBigMan
06-12-01, 09:12 AM
Every time I drive from point "A" to point "B," my modern brain registers in the background of my thoughts that I am putting miles on my car: tires, engine, belts, battery, brakes, transmission, clutch, filters, gasoline, oil, etc. Add depreciation, taxes and insurance, which accrue whether I drive or not. My car is a real help to me, but it nags me. It screams for attention whenever it needs repair, like a small self-centered child, and doesn't care whether my other bills get paid on time or not. "Fix me, fix me, fix me!" I obey, almost without complaining, because I have been this route enough in my life to know it won't do any good. The best thing is to pay up and forget it.
Or maybe not. Maybe the best thing is to avoid these "necessary repairs" as much as possible. Is it even possible?
Now, the main point of all this is, every time I cycle from point "A" to point "B," my modern brain is having a really far-out experience. None of these things is anywhere near the sacred ground of my thoughts. I should feel guilty for feeling so good, looking around to see if the "fun police" are going to pull me over for blatent irresponsibility. Anyone having such fun while supposedly "commuting" cannot possibly be working hard enough to stimulate this great economy of ours. I should be ashamed of myself for putting whole communities of people out of their jobs by not spending money on automotive products. Somehow, I'm not ashamed.
Then, upon arriving at my destination, point "B," it all comes together. I have strengthened my body, my heart, lungs, cycling legs and who knows what else in the process. My bicycle has done this for me. What a marvelous servant, my bike! Accrued benefits once again. Once again, I should feel guilty for putting noble professionals out of business: cardiologists, medical equipment and pharmaceutical companies, weight-loss professionals, maybe even Chuck Norris. What do I have to say for myself?
Hm. What is that you do for a living, again?
;)
Or maybe not. Maybe the best thing is to avoid these "necessary repairs" as much as possible. Is it even possible?
Now, the main point of all this is, every time I cycle from point "A" to point "B," my modern brain is having a really far-out experience. None of these things is anywhere near the sacred ground of my thoughts. I should feel guilty for feeling so good, looking around to see if the "fun police" are going to pull me over for blatent irresponsibility. Anyone having such fun while supposedly "commuting" cannot possibly be working hard enough to stimulate this great economy of ours. I should be ashamed of myself for putting whole communities of people out of their jobs by not spending money on automotive products. Somehow, I'm not ashamed.
Then, upon arriving at my destination, point "B," it all comes together. I have strengthened my body, my heart, lungs, cycling legs and who knows what else in the process. My bicycle has done this for me. What a marvelous servant, my bike! Accrued benefits once again. Once again, I should feel guilty for putting noble professionals out of business: cardiologists, medical equipment and pharmaceutical companies, weight-loss professionals, maybe even Chuck Norris. What do I have to say for myself?
Hm. What is that you do for a living, again?
;)
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