Jokes & Humor - knock knock jokes

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BroMax
07-09-06, 04:59 PM
KK.
WT?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in your door.


Heard a bunch of them last night. Don't remember them but I remember they were funny, Maybe they wouldn't be so funny if I heard them again today.


eubi
07-11-06, 12:49 PM
Hahahaha. I like to tell this one, it catches people off-guard.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"

Poppaspoke
10-08-06, 03:52 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Old lady.
Old lady, who?
I didn't know you could yodel!


BroMax
10-09-06, 12:11 AM
KK!
WD? Rufus
Rufus who?

Yer roof is on fire!

BroMax
10-09-06, 12:12 AM
knock knock!
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel outta order? I had to knock.