Australia - New Zealand - The Aussie thread. . . part cinq.

That's the bizarrest sex-aid I've seen in quite some time.

I thought the missing island thing was quite funny, ditto the football scoreboard and there were some silly things going past on the "crawler" at the bottom of the screen. Might give it a go next week, and see if it improves at all.

i thought it was brilliant...this line had me rolling on the floor:

"The search for the missing island continues...the weather - atrocious, the outlook - bleak, the helicopter - italian."

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha see to me that is ****ing hilarious:D

anyone one got one of those back 'hanger', inverter things?

I wonder if they can be stored in such a way that they don't take up too much space.

http://www.shopcreator.com/mall/Argos/customerimages/products/L_AS1000.jpg

She'd store much better in a king size bed than on that rack thing :p


and re the Menzies thing AUS, USA, dyslexia sukcs

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and re the Menzies thing AUS, USA, dyslexia sukcs

Not if yer a member of the DNA (National Dyslexic Assoc)

My god's dyslexic, he believes in dog.

anyone one got one of those back 'hanger', inverter things?

I wonder if they can be stored in such a way that they don't take up too much space.

http://www.shopcreator.com/mall/Argos/customerimages/products/L_AS1000.jpg


can you buy her seperate?:roflmao: :roflmao:

Just went and saw 'Jindabyne'. Not recommended for second date material. Well made, good thought provoking stuff though. Doesn't pull any punches regarding gender relations, communities, race relations, relationship relations...
Got the conscience working but. I did explain to the Seppo last night that she didn't have necessarily have to tip at all if she really didn't want to. Oh and the snog was mutual.:rolleyes: No apologies for the Lancebashing though.

I've used one those upsidedowny things. Does work quite well for the back, and yes you do feel the blood pressure in the head, but that's not necessarily a bad thing is it?

That's the bizarrest sex-aid I've seen in quite some time.

You live a simple life, my friend.

Got the conscience working but. I did explain to the Seppo last night that she didn't have necessarily have to tip at all if she really didn't want to. Oh and the snog was mutual.:rolleyes:



How are these things related? :p
Just having a laugh, you're a bit disjointed.

Autonomy Day on Friday I can't Wait. Now if I was a Yank I would Celebrate the uni's independance by blowing some of it up :D :D

Just having a laugh, you're a bit disjointed.

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I'm addressing that problem as we speak. It may not help though:D

Kotter, in Utah we also celebrate July 24 - Pioneer Day. We blew up more stuff.

Kotter, in Utah we also celebrate July 24 - Pioneer Day. We blew up more stuff.

I was hoping you would reply.
Can you ship me over some crackers by Thursday arvo? :D

anyone one got one of those back 'hanger', inverter things?

I wonder if they can be stored in such a way that they don't take up too much space.

http://www.shopcreator.com/mall/Argos/customerimages/products/L_AS1000.jpg

nice rack....

Is this a bad design for a cycling jersey?
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Bicycling/-/pv_design_details/pg_8/id_8704132/opt_/fpt_/c_/hlv_t

The other day I gaffered 5lbs to each of my rollerblades and hung off my homemade chin-up 'bar', but i could only last a couple of minutes.
:)
Thats not bad though. My longest chinup was 3min something, but that was back as a teenager, and certainly not with any weights strapped to my bloody ankles. As regards the upsidedowny thingy though, you relax while you're on it and you upper body weight does a very nice job of stretching you out; it gets more effective the more you relax. Much different to hanging your weight from your tensed arms. Try one in a shop or something if you get the chance.

Autonomy Day on Friday I can't Wait.

Ahh, the life of a Uni student. Drink till you puke young kotter! Then do it all over again.

What events are you entering? Iron man? Boat races? :D

Not to forget the helicopter :eek:

I was hoping you would reply.
Can you ship me over some crackers by Thursday arvo? :D

Quick drive to Fyshwick should sort that out.

The porn capital of the world also sells crackers? There's an odd juxtaposition for you...

Is this a bad design for a cycling jersey?
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Bicycling/-/pv_design_details/pg_8/id_8704132/opt_/fpt_/c_/hlv_t

Hmm, it's interesting. I would venture to suggest that your chances of success with the opposite sex may be somewhat diminished whilst wearing this design.

"Honk if you're a witless porcine sodomiser" would be equally effective but a little more subtle.

yeah. I was thinkin I wouldn't hang on such an angle, but i might just stick to my big rubber ball.

What's the traction contraption you had? Some kinda weighted shoe thing -- but what supported your upper body?

The other day I gaffered 5lbs to each of my rollerblades and hung off my homemade chin-up 'bar', but i could only last a couple of minutes.

It's two big foam "boots" that you put your lower legs in, then they velcro up tight....looks like you've got two broken legs. You lie in bed, the foot end on a couple of blocks so it's raised slightly, and attach these special plastic bags you fill up with the requisite amount of water to reach a set weight (I was 15lbs per leg) to a stirrup-thing that goes under the sole of your foot. The bags then hang off the end of the bend, stretching you out gently. 1-2 hours a day....I'd just watch TV and fall asleep.

Didn't really feel it doing much, was pretty sore afterwards. But then I went down like a bag of dirt a week later and it was all change.

"Honk if you're a witless porcine sodomiser" would be equally effective but a little more subtle.

That reminds me of an MP3 I heard a while ago. Does anyone remember the "Abdominizer" and their terrible infomercials? Someone emailed me an MP3 that was a spoof of that ad for a product called the "sodomiser". I wonder if I can dig it up from somewhere.

Karl Menzies is getting some good results over there in the US. I remember seeing him ride the Lygon St stage of the HeraldSun Tour a couple of years ago when he got brought into a team as a last minute replacement. And then proceed to rip everyone's legs off!! :eek:


Hilts just won the Gastown GP....Aussies flying.

http://www.audiocomedy.net/fakeads/sodomizer.shtml

Hilts just won the Gastown GP....Aussies flying.

Chaddy just won the Mt Holly Invitational too !!

:roflmao: I can't breathe...

**** that was funny vette!

That reminds me of an MP3 I heard a while ago. Does anyone remember the "Abdominizer" and their terrible infomercials? Someone emailed me an MP3 that was a spoof of that ad for a product called the "sodomiser". I wonder if I can dig it up from somewhere.

Hmmm...bet you got some interesting results when you googled for a product with a name like that :eek:

Very funny skit though.

reminds me of the name of the proposed fake sex product from lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.........

Hilts just won the Gastown GP....Aussies flying.

Certainly are. With riders like Hilton Clarke, Will Walker, Matthew Lloyd, Karl Menzies etc etc performing well it looks good for continuing Aussie representation in the ProTour inthe coming years.

reminds me of the name of the proposed fake sex product from lock stock and 2 smoking barrels.........

Hehehe that was a brilliant scheme to make some cash. Great movie.

Certainly are. With riders like Hilton Clarke, Will Walker, Matthew Lloyd, Karl Menzies etc etc performing well it looks good for continuing Aussie representation in the ProTour inthe coming years.


Plus Robbie "won" at Aalst!!!

:D

i wonder if somones ever put it to use? cant see why it wouldnt work....

GP Bradlo - 1.2
Slovakia, July 22, 2006
2005 results Results Past winners

Results
1 Adam Hansen (Aus) Apo Sport-Kronen Zeitung-Linz 4.01.16
2 Tomas Buchacek (Cze) PSK Whirlpool Hradec Kralove 1.45
3 Jan Valach (Svk) Apo Sport-Kronen Zeitung-Linz 2.33

Plus Robbie "won" at Aalst!!!

:D

They still 'race' those crits at 48kmh though!

It's like when they say the sixes are 'arranged' or 'organised'. It might be the case in some of the six days, but there are still teams with decent riders losing 60 laps!

They still 'race' those crits at 48kmh though!

It's like when they say the sixes are 'arranged' or 'organised'. It might be the case in some of the six days, but there are still teams with decent riders losing 60 laps!

My oath...I've been to a couple.

Saw Abraham Olano reduce the front group from about 30 to 6 in one lap at the Draai van der Kraai (about the only crit you have to PAY to go to.....pricks) one year. Pretty incredible.....the commentator was on the bike in front of him, reading the speed off the moto over the PA.

I won't depress you blokes with what he could do on the cobbles.


Zanoli was there that year too....crazy cat was riding twin carbon 3-spokes, virtually the whole circuit was cobbled. Met Ullrich in the local gym that doubled as changeroom for the day. Impressive specimen.

hmmmm.....I see


Yeah...a good look. Not.

snip..........stretching across my bed on the big rubber ball, hanging on to 2 long dog leads attached to the wheels on the other side :p

I'm sure if you search on the interweb long enough you will find someone else who enjoys the same "hobbies" as you do. I suspect you might have to call them "Mistress" though :lol:

there's a home for Nev on Eurotrash....

i thought it was brilliant...this line had me rolling on the floor:

"The search for the missing island continues...the weather - atrocious, the outlook - bleak, the helicopter - italian."

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha see to me that is ****ing hilarious:D


I missed a few pages. I love this show.

is this her?

Dunno. It could be - if one likes red x's at least. :D

Judinging by the url on the picture link I can guess why only a red x appears ;)

Oh Look!

01......02........03.......mmmm......04......

I must say, I'm feeling rather tropical.

is this her?

url removed to protect the innocent (not that there are any on this thread)

Should I even bother commenting? :(

You're all a bunch of deviants!

so have you all seen the top gear hypnosis segment? It's too good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCkHy290uA0&search=top%20gear

Sorry for turning TAT towards bikes again, but anyone got any good tips fer TT-ing?
We've got a club 25km TT on Saturday (undulating... yeah right, it's at Yarra Junction) and I've never done a TT before.
Since work/kids/catching colds has been high on the agenda lately, I've only been on the road maybe once a week fer the last 6 weeks... but I've spent 1-1.5 hrs a day on the trainer doing mostly aerobic workouts with a spattering of anaerobic intervals.
The biggest change I've noticed is how hard I have to push to get to 80% MHR compared to 6 weeks ago.
I managed a ride up the hills this week and noticed that I was climbing the same roads I usually take, about 2kph faster fer the same RPE, and wasn't tiring near the tops.
The motor's getting better :)

So... back to TTs.
How hard would you go out from the start for 25km?
Would it be ridden around LTHR? or is it short enough to pace it higher?
What sort of time would be respectable fer a C grade vet?

Hey Exy, tell me some more about that tandem of yours and where would a young chap go to develop a cheaper alternative of his own?

William Chemy started it! :cry:

Awww...did not. :p

Should I even bother commenting? :(

You're all a bunch of deviants!

Sorry. Will try to refrain from such behaviour in future. :o But sometimes it's just too hard :)

Hey Odin, is it Steels Creek Rd that you are doing the TT on?

No, Yarra Junction - Noojee Rd.
We use Steels creek fer RR's though.

Oh. Don't know that road. I presume there will be hills though. BBN club does their TT on Steels Ck Rd which is why I asked. You could then look at thier website for past results.
Hopefully one of the racers on here will be able to give you the info you need.