Australia - New Zealand - The Aussie thread. . . part cinq.

oh yeah, Brighton soccer mums!! Good enough reason to get out on my bike by 3:30 :)

Is that right? I always thought they were bigger - 'specially with the gas fields and all. Used to go to Sale a lot as a kid (sister's family lived there) and it certainly seems bigger now than it did all those years ago.


Latrobe Valley has the power industry and the paper mill. The population in Morwell and Moe has actually decreased. Morwell was about 17000 at the end of the 80's - about 13500 now because of privatisation etc.

Sale has gotten bigger with some nice estates. Must be all those catholics breeding. It's a nice looking town but I hate the place myself - without really being able to pinpoint why. It's a bit cliquey IMO - National Party/cow cockies/landed gentry types, plus it slows me down when I'm heading east:D Luckily I now know a shortcut so never have to go there anymore.

The old Sale-Maffra bike club used to race at the RAAF base. Excellent circuit - 1.2km rectangle with big wide roads on hotmix. Closed off. Fantastic. I got a ticking off when I was a kid off an MP for riding onto the runaway/hanger area to check out the F16's.:)

Well then, I guess you'll have to move closer to the big smoke if you want to view some more acceptable female forms. How about Pakenham?:p

Pakenham Upper?

Pakenham Upper?
What you do when you get there is entirely up to you.:roflmao:

What you do when you get there is entirely up to you.:roflmao:

+1 :roflmao:

The old Pakenham Upper joke. The joke that just keeps on giving.:D

This is exactly the sort of foolishness that's been sorely missed.

Utah....

Highest rate of anti-depressant use per capita in the USA and highest rate of private firearm ownership....and home to one of the largest organised "new religions"

***cough*** CULT! ***cough***

speaking of Cults, hill songs not doing bad for itself. taking 10% of participants income, owning gloria jeans coffee etc.

god is obviously a good business to be in! just ask the catholic church...

NZ has its own fundamental cult/church called "Destiny" that seems to do very nicely than you for the self ordained bishop in charge. http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/

We were wandering past the local branch during a Saturday night service when the bishop was obviously in attendance. This I could tell from the line up of custom built choppers outside on the footpath. The bishop likes to ride a chopper and seems to have a number of outriders with him wherever he goes. It's a strange irony that the other organisations in NZ that do very well financially and whose leaders hoon about on hogs with outriders tend to go by names such as the Filthy Few, Head Hunters and Hells Angels.

i do often wonder if its ever going to be possible to kill off religion. *sigh*

If ya can't beat em join em. I'm going to start my own cult.

I'm not sure about the details yet but rest assured that all female members between the ages of 18 and 26 are in for the full sin and redemption package -even the fat ones. I'm willing to make sacrafices for my beliefs. As an added bonus Tom Cruise or Madonna won't be allowed to join.

Will it involve spankings?:p

And after the spankings .........:eek:


(with thanks to Monty Python)

all female members between the ages of 18 and 26 are in for the full sin and redemption package -even the fat ones.

:roflmao:

you are a generous man :D

I'm used to fat chicks, remember?

Besides, I'm in the 'roomy' dept myself, so I can't be discriminating.

I'm used to fat chicks, remember?

Besides, I'm in the 'roomy' dept myself, so I can't be discriminating.
Oh no! I can see it now......caftan, excessive amounts of gold jewellery, receding hairline, expanding waistline......the horror! the horror!

You got it baby. I'm working up to the guru version of defcon 4 - Demis Roussos without the beard.

Defcon 5 will be the beard and when it all turns to ****. ATF involvement, suicides, burning cult compounds, hitching rides on comets etc.

http://991.com/newgallery/Demis-Roussos-The-Story-Of-Demi-289016.jpg
http://www.a-repetitor.nm.ru/demis_roussos.jpg

So that's what living in Traralgon does to you.:roflmao:

You got it baby. I'm working up to the guru version of defcon 4 - Demis Roussos without the beard.

Defcon 5 will be the beard and when it all turns to ****. ATF involvement, suicides, burning cult compounds, hitching rides on comets etc.

http://991.com/newgallery/Demis-Roussos-The-Story-Of-Demi-289016.jpg
http://www.a-repetitor.nm.ru/demis_roussos.jpg

Holy ****! This thread's gone from hot soccer mums to THAT in 20 posts!!! :eek: Oww, my eyes are hurting!!

So that's what living in Traralgon does to you.:roflmao:

I don't live in Traralgon. I work there. I live in Morwell.

In hindsight, posting that picture should get me banned. That kaftan is a furken disgrace. Definitely a guru look though. WTF did Roussos sing anyway? I'm sure he was famous for being the only fat hairy male singer in a dress until Boy George came along.

I might put that Roussos album cover as my avatar. Pisser. Is that his fish and chip shop in the background?

Holy ****! This thread's gone from hot soccer mums to THAT in 20 posts!!! :eek: Oww, my eyes are hurting!!

:lol: I do my best.

Quick, post some MILF pictures before the tone gets lowered any further.

My eyes!

I don't live in Traralgon. I work there. I live in Morwell. Ah, Morwell - no need to say more.;)

If memory serves, DR recorded a pretty forgettable piece called "My Friend the Wind".

Ah, Morwell - no need to say more.;)

If memory serves, DR recorded a pretty forgettable piece called "My Friend the Wind".

I'm tipping his wind would not be friendly to anyone!:lol:

Classic - the new avatar is gold!:D

Pakenham Upper?

is that near Bobbin Head?

is that near Bobbin Head?

I think Neal and Bob live there.

I think Neal and Bob live there.

yeah its a beautiful spot right on the coastline - there is a blow hole and a spit. i cant get enough of the place!

I don't live in Traralgon. I work there. I live in Morwell.

In hindsight, posting that picture should get me banned. That kaftan is a furken disgrace. Definitely a guru look though. WTF did Roussos sing anyway? I'm sure he was famous for being the only fat hairy male singer in a dress until Boy George came along.

I might put that Roussos album cover as my avatar. Pisser. Is that his fish and chip shop in the background?


I've been to Morwell. Twice.

A friend of my Mum's lives there.

Cool. People don't generally come here unless they really really have too. :rolleyes: Can you remember where in the town? It's not that big a joint, I might even know her. Must have been exciting for you coming here, being the major holiday resort it is and all.:D

Actually, its good cycling country around here. Plenty of different roads to train on and a lot of variety - flats, climbs, mountains, nice scenery, plenty of circuits without having to ride on the same roads etc.

Cool. People don't generally come here unless they really really have too. :rolleyes: Can you remember where in the town? It's not that big a joint, I might even know her. Must have been exciting for you coming here, being the major holiday resort it is and all.:D

Actually, its good cycling country around here. Plenty of different roads to train on and a lot of variety - flats, climbs, mountains, nice scenery, plenty of circuits without having to ride on the same roads etc.

I think it was Connor Court or something. It wasn't too far from the shop(s) and the railway. Morwell seemed to have a villagey feel to it.

Depends which way you come into the town. if you come in through the Rose gardens (which are nice BTW) it's ok. The old part of town is nice. If you come in via some other ways it has a kind of post apocalyptic charm about it - overburden dumps, 500MV electricity towers, power stations, open cut coal mines, disused gas works etc.

I'm walking distance to the train station and shops. Probably Connan Crt, which is about 2kms from the train station, near Maccas(had to check the street index). If it was Charles Court or Collins St they they are only a block or so from my joint.

Classic1 the thread killer. Those Demis Roussos photos have scared everyone off.:eek:

Classic1 the thread killer. Those Demis Roussos photos have scared everyone off.:eek:


No, I think they're all over at cycleforums whinging about Koffee Brown.

Still?

No, I think they're all over at cycleforums whinging about Koffee Brown.

we are?:eek:

No, I think they're all over at cycleforums whinging about Koffee Brown.
Nah, mate that's just a distant unpleasant memory. the boys moved on from that within a few posts. Far more important topics to discuss like whether to teach kids to ride bikes using training wheels, the merits of carbon fibre seat bags, are padded bras false advertising.....deep and meaningful stuff like that.:D

Maybe I should introduce them to Demis Roussos over there and scare them all back here?

Is there anyone with an ebay account and a vengeful side that wants to help me out? Please PM me.

Only in Utah...

How long should the stick be? (http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/fur/230650616.html)

Betcha the owner's blond.:rolleyes:

Here's on of your own. But I named my dog (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/62134/Mark_Chopper_Read_Airport_Security.html) after him.

No, I think they're all over at cycleforums whinging about Koffee Brown.


Who?

BOO...... last 2 times I looked here I was the only member "looking" & no visitors:rolleyes:

Well, I look too - but it's no fun talking to yourself, so I don't bother posting.

Bring the boys back. I promise there will be some more changes here on the forums.

Bring the boys back. I promise there will be some more changes here on the forums.
You reckon I have that much influence with the boys? :)

If they want to come back, they will - but I think the discontent had probably been building for some time and KB's actions just provided the final push.

She's gone. I miss me mates.

Maybe you need to move back to Oz.;)

Uh, no. I have too much here that I would not have there.

Well then, set up a new username and come over and say "Hi" at TOP ..... go on ..... you can do it.;)

I can't be bothered to post there. This place takes up enough of my time.