Australia - New Zealand - The Aussie thread. . . part cinq.

yeah, I was checking this out last night. I come in here most days for a look

I knew it!! You're Tom Boonen. :)
I do seem to have a sad obsession with wanting to look like him huh.


I like to run my headphone cord through my top so it doesn't get caught on anything. And good to see you've joined the "white shoes" club. :)
Thank you!!! My new sidis are so nice!!! Oh and I realise now that on Sunday when I rode right by a bunch around Rosebud that they must of laughed their heads off at me. At the time I thought they looked like a bunch of poofs all wearing exactly the same kit - all 25 (or so) of them!! But now i realise me with my white shoes, tryhard world champ top and ipod flaying around everywhere - they must of laughed so hard!!! :o Lucky I had the music up loud so I couldnt hear the abuse!! :p


I was about guess that you were Daniel Wulf, but he's apparently still palying for Swan Districts
Woofie? hes alright, ex stringrays boy.

seen it all now.

Swimming at MSAC in my lunch break....some 18-stone dude with i-Pod strapped to flabby arm and obviously waterproof headphones.

public pools scare the hell out of me. i remember as a kid in primary school going to the local pool with school for lessons and one of my mates at the time did a bog in the pool!!!!!!!!!! Suffice to say he never did recover from that day...he copped **** (pardon the pun) for the rest of his days....

Ah public pools, I always think of that South Park episode - "oh no first graders!"

Or the pool scene from Caddyshack. One of my personal favourites.

My new sidis are so nice!!!
I brought a pair of Sidi Zetas. Nice shoes, better than my Shimanos, which are ok in any case.



...now i realise me with my white shoes, tryhard world champ top and ipod flaying around everywhere - they must of laughed so hard!!!


You can get away with wearing a trade team jersey. You might just get away with wearing a non-Aussie national champs jersey or national reps jersey. You might even be able to get away with wearing a Tour or Giro points leaders jersey, but you can never, under any circumstances, get away with wearing a yellow jersey or a rainbow jersey. Massive faux pas.:p It's like wearing a copy of a Brownlow medal down to the pub.

Massive faux pas.:p It's like wearing a copy of a Brownlow medal down to the pub.
:roflmao: yeah I havent come across anyone else in the rainbow kit lol :roflmao:

....guess im the biggest idiot going around lol wouldnt be the first time....:p

Did I mention I also have a yellow TDF jersey? :D

seen it all now.

Swimming at MSAC in my lunch break....some 18-stone dude with i-Pod strapped to flabby arm and obviously waterproof headphones.

Geez, Thorpey has pulled the rip cord pretty quick...:lol:

Geez, Thorpey has pulled the rip cord pretty quick...:lol:

are we opening a market on how many days/weeks/months it will take for him to finally 'come out' post retirement....show me your money people cmon :D

It will be about as big as a "shock" as when that dude from Savage Garden 'fessed up.

LOL. Was talking to a bloke the other day who swears a good mate of his knows the Thorpe family really well. He told me to bet my house on it!

BTW, unless you are world champ aren't white Sidis and rainbow jersies a bit 'la-di-da'?;)

It will be about as big as a "shock" as when that dude from Savage Garden 'fessed up.

lol i wonder who will be his ***** boy? some tiny 5'2'' japanese guy im thinking :p

...... but you can never, under any circumstances, get away with wearing a yellow jersey or a rainbow jersey. Massive faux pas.:p
What if you're a girl? Can you get away with it then? Not that I'm considering doing it or anything, just curious really.

What if you're a girl? Can you get away with it then? Not that I'm considering doing it or anything, just curious really.

ru calling me a girlllllllllll???? :mad: :p :p :D

ru calling me a girlllllllllll???? :mad: :p :p :D
No, well yes, well maybe.:p

No, well yes, well maybe.:p

you go ride with some broken ribs and then come and talk to me ;):p

you go ride with some broken ribs and then come and talk to me ;):p
I have more brains than that - so does that make you a stupid girl?:p :p :D

I have more brains than that - so does that make you a stupid girl?:p :p :D

can my new nickname be 'paris'? :D

No worries, Da... umm Paris.:D

No worries, Da... umm Paris.:D

:p :p :p sorry i was away playing dress ups....i scrub up alright as a floosy blond heiress :D

if only i could find my heels...they must be round here somewhere....

What is it with footy players and dressing up like women?

What is it with footy players and dressing up like women?

dont you know? i only took up cycling as a good excuse to shave my legs more often....

:roflmao:

wow ghost town central tonight!!!

Hi Paris.

No, I have the secret invisible user ID.

Hi Paris.

No, I have the secret invisible user ID.
ahhhhhhhhhh hiding from me again honey hahahaha and after all the effort i went too tonight to do my hair... :p

(tosses hair back, spins on heels and struts his/her way out of the room...)

....flashing various body parts and sniffing uncontrollably due to major coke addition as she goes.

....flashing various body parts and sniffing uncontrollably due to major coke addition as she goes.

on the upside ive shelved my boonen world champ jersey lol

Nah, don't do that. I reckon you should join Carnegie club and front up for the races at Sandown or Glenview Crescent wearing the rainbow jersey. Should be good for a giggle. You may even learn some new swear words or terms of abuse.:D

Nah, don't do that. I reckon you should join Carnegie club and front up for the races at Sandown or Glenview Crescent wearing the rainbow jersey. Should be good for a giggle. You may even learn some new swear words or terms of abuse.:D
Trust me grant I WILL do that when the time is right :)

(or seeing as im Paris does that make you nicole richie? what you weigh? 38kgs?)

lol. I'm closer to 138 than 38. I've taken dumps bigger than Nicole Richie.

I reckon you should join Carnegie club and front up for the races at Sandown or Glenview Crescent wearing the rainbow jersey. :Dah man, let me know when THAT'S happening so i can see it.:)

:roflmao:

ah man, let me know when THAT'S happening so i can see it.:)

you dont think i can cut it????? lol

:)

:)

hey YOU shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :p :p :p

Crap, you missed it.

Crap, you missed it.

missed what?

Oh, nothing. What was your name again?

oh you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i see now

can i keep it???? :D

See what?

See what?

do you know how long i spend shaving my legs!!!! god damn it i wanna keep my paris username :mad:

What are you talking about? :)

What are you talking about? :)

if i was able to swear on this peice o' ****e forum id call you every name under the sun you power junky prick :D

Popping in from so Cal to back Paris up...I saw the ParisWannabee username. :p

Popping in from so Cal to back Paris up...I saw the ParisWannabee username. :p

No you didn't.

No you didn't.

Your mind control won't work on me.

Your mind control won't work on me.

i know he has the whole yoda thing doing doesnt he!!! did you know hes a half aussie? it explains a lotttttttttttttt ;)

i know he has the whole yoda thing doing doesnt he!!! did you know hes a half aussie? it explains a lotttttttttttttt ;)

It explains why he seems to be about half the pain in the ass that you are...being full aussie and all. :eek: :p ;)

It explains why he seems to be about half the pain in the ass that you are...being full aussie and all. :eek: :p ;)

well half aussies are only half the fun tiger :roflmao:

well half aussies are only half the fun tiger :roflmao:

:p