Foo - I'd hit it...
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07-20-06, 03:08 AM
... like the fist of an angry god.
next analogy, please.
like a priest on an altar boy.
07-20-06, 05:30 AM
Doesn't this ever get old? :eek:
Nope. Now, if you're not gonna play nice you can go take a time out please :)
07-20-06, 07:54 AM
like Richard Gere on a gerbel.
07-20-06, 08:42 AM
...like a Duke lacrosse player on a saturday night
07-20-06, 08:53 AM
like a Whack-a-Mole
07-20-06, 08:57 AM
with a baseball bat
Siu Blue Wind
07-20-06, 09:00 AM
.....like the Village People on Richard Simmons. :eek:
07-20-06, 09:08 AM
like a skydiver without a parachute
07-20-06, 09:16 AM
as tight as a Nun's nasty.
like a rat up a drainpipe.
bangs like a dunny door in a gale.
07-20-06, 09:20 AM
I'd club it like a baby seal
07-20-06, 09:31 AM
I'd hit it like a prizefighter.
I'd attack it like a pack of wolves.
"The bang heard around the world"...yes I would hit it just like that.
Like a redneck on a chicken bone
07-20-06, 09:58 AM
like Michael Jackson on a...
oh never mind too easy...
Like a Polaroid picture..............crap, that's "shake it like a..." Screw it!
07-20-06, 10:14 AM
like a red headed step child
07-20-06, 10:20 AM
like a geriatric in an oldsmobile
07-20-06, 10:50 AM
I'd hit it like a cruise missile.
07-20-06, 10:51 AM
Like a naughty drum set.
07-20-06, 10:55 AM
with a battering ram
07-20-06, 11:13 AM
Like that ping pong ball who keeps lookin at me funny.
07-20-06, 11:27 AM
...like Clinton on a doobie!
...like Clinton on Monica Lewinsky!
...like Clinton on Paula Jones!
...like Clinton on Kathleen Wiley!
like yo momma on a Saturday night.
07-20-06, 11:37 AM
...like a McDonald's cheesburger. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=i'd+hit+it+like+a+mcdonald's+cheeseburger)
1. I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
To have sex with (see "I'd hit it (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27d+hit+it).")
Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
like a wino on a bottle of Ripple
07-20-06, 12:37 PM
I'd hit it like a skydiving bowling ball.
07-20-06, 02:18 PM
Like Zidane on an Italian
like KB on an unruly poster
07-20-06, 02:26 PM
like a $50 Wh0re on nickle night!
07-20-06, 06:46 PM
like bender :D
07-20-06, 07:46 PM
I would swat it like no swat team can.
07-20-06, 08:25 PM
i'd hit it like a ball in the home run derby
like an air bag in your face.
07-20-06, 09:51 PM
like the LMB in a Q3 fragfest
Siu Blue Wind
07-20-06, 10:31 PM
07-20-06, 11:08 PM
did you mean BFG?
07-21-06, 02:09 AM
Left Mouse Button
07-21-06, 08:38 AM
like Steven Segal on Jamaican drug dealing terrorist, 10 minutes after waking from a 10 year coma. duh!
07-21-06, 09:30 AM
I'd hit it like a Tsunami
like chronic in a 6 foot bong.
Like George Bush on a bike.
07-21-06, 10:02 AM
Like buck shot from Dick Cheney's rifle.
// Someone needs a firearms lesson ;)
07-21-06, 11:38 AM
... like a bent rim.
07-21-06, 11:44 AM
Wow I can't believe it's been two pages and nobody has come up with:
LIKE CHUCK NORRIS ON A SWARM OF BADLY TRAINED STUNT DOUBLES, BEYYYOTCH!
07-21-06, 11:49 AM
Like Vin Diesel against those alien thingies.
like a 1967 Camaro into a a pair of bulldozers.
// Movie reference. Can you name it? :)
And don't be too quick with corrections
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