Foo - The Random Blurt Thread...

Hey folks,

Having been 'keeked on' once again by a bird on my commute this morning, I've decided to finally give in and go negative. But I think keeping it contained is a good idea. Therefore, the Random Blurt Thread seems to be the best idea for somewhere to vent.

The only rule is no conversations, just random blurts.

I'll start.

Birds.... put a cork in it!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom.... put a cork in it!!!!!!!

Deer Park that's good water!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, the server's not down!:)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...
What's with the funny voice? Something wrong with your nose or something? :D

Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....:rolleyes:

I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......:p :D

Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....:rolleyes:

I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......:p :D
Alright, alright....'nuff said! You don't have to go there. Play nice...I'll play nice, everybody play nice now. :eek: :p

Co-workers, the other white meat.

Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....:rolleyes:

I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......:p :D
You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too! :eek:

You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too! :eek:
No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?

Oh f*ck! You spilled it all over me! Do you realize what you've done???

No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?
I don't remember. I don't recall. I have no memory of anything at all.

I pooped my pants

http://www.slocartoon.net/data/S/Serije/South_Park/osebe/Ike.jpg

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one co-worker down, 4 more to go.

Blech!

Lunch time is here, hooray....this means normally 3 more hours to my shift....today...probably 7 :(

A want a bottle of wine to uncork.

I have a bottle of port at home.....sadly cheap port :(

...but hye, either way port is yummy! :D

My signature drink, strong iced tea, has too much sugar. Great, now I am hyper as a crazy puppy.

Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....:rolleyes:

I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......:p :D
You were around back then, dannnnng you old!!

I'm thinking a nice cabernet or something, but damn the liquor store is closed today. :)

Pink purple spotted people peeing on a patrol ship precisely patrolling pumpkin seeds protectively privitely producing pistachio flavored peacocks with parkinsons painstakenly smoking a pipe of peace.

flaming fluorescent flamingoes frolic fristfullin in the flowing waters of freshness with fullfillment and foresight, for the foaming rain of fire will fall for the firm earth in a fortnight.

bah unholy wheel toolset flying tigers!

The smiling simplistic spiral of snakes slide seductively towards the silver spork as several seagulls starvingly salivate upon the stagnant shrimp shells as steak simmers on the sizzling stove of sundays past.

:roflmao: :roflmao::roflmao: :roflmao::roflmao: :roflmao::roflmao:

Lesbian Lovers likingly licking lollipops in the ladies room leaking lovely liquor and lemon rinds lodging little lizards wearing loud lost tribes from the lost and found.

Alliteration is alotafunation....

heh...I tried. :p

Wayward wild, wise weasel women wearing woven white wool waistcoats, while whiffing whiskey whined wearily to whomever would wander within whistling distance. "We've wandered worlds warning warblers, waxwings, wrens, woodpeckers and whitethroats - wicked werewolves wage wholesale war without worry. When will wrath wreak retribution we wonder? When will wretchedness wane? Woe, woe, woe, we wistfully worry."

Kombucha make me puka

Shadiyah shows she skillfully synchronizes spellings by the seashore :p

Amazing! Affiliated asshat aardvarks aimlessly and annoinnly announcing abject alliterives about averting afternoon atroicities.

Ha! the first true alliteritive sentence. :D

Props to Zorro & Cat, nice tries though. :)

AmazingQ Affiliated asshat aardvarks aimlessly and annoinnly announcing abject alliterives about, averting afternoon atroicities.

Ha! the first true alliteritive sentence. :D

It would be if it actually was a sentence. :D :p :D

Psssht, its not supposed to make sense. Nice job everyone at copying me, its not fun when everyone does it :( :( :(

Yea but props to everyone besides me, of course.

I just bought a toy accordian.

It would be if it actually was a sentence. :D :p :D
Ok, what's wrong with it? :eek: :)

Dain bramaged.

Ok, what's wrong with it? :eek: :)
Your gunna want to correct the mispelled words first.

amazingq, asshat, annoinnly, alliterives, atroicities

amazing, ass hat, annoyingly, alliteration?, atrocities.

:p :p :p :p :p


Thank you Mr. Webster :)

Your welcome meanie

I was smilin' :o

Dain bramaged.
Thanks Marshall.

You were around back then, dannnnng you old!!


Oh be quiet. The only reason you are around is because we found you under a rock and felt sorry for you because nobody claimed you. :D

edit: Oh bah! I'm in the mood for a boogs.

Props to Zorro & Cat, nice tries though. :)


I used ot be far better at this, back in high school...when we actually were expected to use a decent vocabulary.

...once in the workforce, you point at something and grunt....if they don't do something with it, then you shreik and throw some poop at them....so it's not like I really get to use my vocab anymore.

stop yelling at me to fill orders i'm already filling you noisy ***** that can't even pronounce an "r"!!!!! gggaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!:mad:

and stop taking 10 seconds to grab the fries from me! ****! :mad:

Thanks Marshall.
Mhanks tarshall

and why the hell don't they make something that you can put in your yard that will attract every bug there is and kill it? why?

Because then you'd be dead, Merton.