Czech Jokes

[Poppaspoke]

Q: What do you call a Czech after a prefrontal lobotomy?
A: A blank Czech

Q: A Prague lady who lies about her age is...
A: A post-dated Czech

Q: Czech doctors refer to an aborted fetus as...
A: A cancelled Czech

[Second Mouse]

Q: What do you call a Czech's spouse?
A: Czech mate.

Q: What's a Czech's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Rice Czechs.

Q: What kind of flag does the Czech Republic have?
A: A Czechered flag.


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[Poppaspoke]

Q: Who is the National Comedian of the Czech Republic?
A: Czechy Green

Q: The least favored method of public transportation is...
A: The Czech is in the mail.

Q: The Czech Mafiosi, instead of a hit, gave a...
A: Stop-Czech order

[SSSWEET]

These jokes are about as funny as a fart in a space suit. hahahah :D

[Stacey]

Perhaps you'd prefer some 'dead baby' jokes?

[Tom Stormcrowe]

These jokes are about as funny as a fart in a space suit. hahahah :D
The fart in a space suit joke is hilarious....see "Rocketman"!

I just thought I'd "Czech" in on this thread!http://pro.imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209147.gif