Foo - A Bike for Real Foo Fanatics

I debated whether I should post this in Foo or Alt Bike Culture. Foo won.

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/unusual6.jpg

that looks so convenient... and my prostate would always be happy.:)

Holy crap, I'd never have to get off that bike!!! I could live on it. No more bike smiles for the ladies :) if we can't have em, neither can you!!

The only thing it's missing is the optional cooler attachment.

You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?

DOes Brooks make a seat for that?

That's one way to solve this problem...

http://www.neebu.net/~khuon/albums/visual_tao_of_cycling/how_do_they_pee.sized.jpg

You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?
Does it give guys bicycle smiles too?

Does it give guys bicycle smiles too?


:D

:D
I wanna ride your oinger boinger, errr boingy oingy, err whatever it's called!!!

I'd swear it looks like someone actually rides it.

:D

Heh... I'd ride it around town. :p Maybe I'll build one! Couldn't you see me riding down Colfax on it???

That bike is the sh*t!










ugh

...," he said, flush with excitement!

...what's a bicycle smile ??? :(

...what's a bicycle smile ??? :(

If I didn't know better I'd assume this was a setup. :D

That's one way to solve this problem...



I've seen this done IN the peolton when I drove a press motor, my camerman almost got a golden shower! The rider that needs relief gets a team mate to push him as as he pees. Just glad he didn't have to take a dump! :eek:

It beats the bike I got last year :cry:

http://www.macalester.edu/mathcs/images/IMG_1726crop.PRES.edited.jpg



And the one I had as a kid too.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/devinkain/square_bike_wheel.jpg

I would so rock that bike....add a pannier to hold a giant battery, and put a laptop shelf on it, and I am like a taco bell crunchwrap....good to go! Bike, poopies, and my Intarwebbar thingy! :D

Alright, it's time to pipe down on the toilet humor related to this bike!

Alright, it's time to pipe down on the toilet humor related to this bike!
Um....No...No it's not, actually.

Um....No...No it's not, actually.

I know it's not, KT. I only hope that you realize that I was just punishing everyone and punctuating the conversation with a bad pun.

so.... what IS a bicycle smile?

Me & my Foo bike :)

Me & my Foo bike :)

As if it didn't already hurt enough to be hit from behind if you brake suddenly.

so.... what IS a bicycle smile?
There was a long-running thread on the subject many years ago but it has since been removed due to it degenerating into ludeness. However, the term came from the movie The Road to Wellville (although some say it was merely popularised in that movie)...


Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
Eleanor Lightbody: Why, Virginia, what do you mean?
Virginia Cranehill: Bicycle smile, I believe they call it.

I know it's not, KT. I only hope that you realize that I was just punishing everyone and punctuating the conversation with a bad pun.
How can you not love bad pun humor? It lets everybody make equal fools of themselves. Just sit back and laught AT them all!! LOL

It's also missing a newspaper rack. I introduce to you... the Al Bundy bike...

That thing needs a tv and a playstation.

Hmmm... where is the mirror and hairdryer?

Atleast its a fixed gear :lol: