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Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?

When was the last time you took a shower?

this morning.

Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?



That is WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much information, boyfriend!

:eek:

All I know for sure is that if you force yourself to chug a gallon of water, your wizz will have positively no smell.

One, or all of the Gods are messing with you. Make sure that:

1) your dead are properly buried
2) no one is your family is accidentally married to a relative (adoption and other means make this possible)
3) you do not anger the Gods by boasting
4) none of your bikes have a kickstand


Good luck my brother.

Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?

Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?
Have you ever mixed fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee in a blender and smelt it? :D

Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?

It would if one or more of them were fond of one you launched, or if they thought one of the products was a particularly good deal. You're sure about the kickstand thing?

Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?
No, that would actually make them happy.

Yeah, neither of my bikes have kickstands...I hate those things.

I do see KT's point though....maybe it's that weird cheese I was eating...some semi-soft french stuff.

Why does my pee smell like spam?
....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?
.......
Perhaps it's the smell of the turd floating in the unflushed toilet. Flush before you pee, take careful aim, let it rip, and make sure you wash your hands afters.

listen to Dohickey's advice....they should know what they are talking about: look at their location! tee hee

When was the last time you took a shower?
lol!!! why is it I cant take this thread seriously.. all im doing is laughing here..

Thank you for sharing that with us. Is there anything else you'd like us to sniff?

(Try a lot of cranberry juice for the next few days.)

Thank you for sharing that with us. Is there anything else you'd like us to sniff?

(Try a lot of cranberry juice for the next few days.)
and that was brought to you by some guy names "smelly Gary"

Anybody else feel that this was WAY, WAY more information than they ever wanted to know about Catatonic's life?

hahaha this thread rocks. i would give it a cookie or an award or something if i could. but sadly i cant :'(

Have you ever mixed fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee in a blender and smelt it? :D
Seriously cata, if you truly eat the way you say you do. No wonder all you do is smell like spam. I bet you sweat liquid butter.

Anybody else feel that this was WAY, WAY more information than they ever wanted to know about Catatonic's life?

My personal policy is there is never too much information. I'd rather filter what comes my way rather than miss something good.

Michigander is right. Lotsa water will clear things right up. Or you could drink lotsa beer. Then your pee would smell like beer; but I don't think it would smell like beer with Spam.

You really need to eat better:D

true, my diet sucks...it's part of working too many hours this month...pretty much I just eat something fast and go to sleep.

Tonight will be steak and shake since nothing else will be open by the time I leave work tonight....I've already pulled 13 hours....about 3 and a half more if I'm lucky.

I think the answer is very clear.


:eek: YOU'VE BEEN MERTONIZED!!!:eek:


For gosh sakes, this was a definitely a Merton question!!!! :rolleyes:


*slap slap* Where is our Catatonic?? What did you do with him????:mad:

Prostate cancer. Make your will.

asparagus, have you been eating asparagus? Otherwise, I agree with Pistofferson, 6 months, tops!

:eek: YOU'VE BEEN MERTONIZED!!!:eek:


For gosh sakes, this was a definitely a Merton question!!!! :rolleyes:


*slap slap* Where is our Catatonic?? What did you do with him????:mad:

Was it the official MERTON slap?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s&search=monty%20python%20fish%20slap

i too was thinking of asparagus. that'll clear the spam smell right up.

Is you or is you aint? Could be the other end. Maybe your nose is on the fritz!

asparagus, have you been eating asparagus? Otherwise, I agree with Pistofferson, 6 months, tops!


No no no! Asparagus makes it smell like rubber bands....:rolleyes:

Get it right, guys~

LOL
All I keep thinking is CRAAAAZY TAAAASTY!






and that's disgusting to have to think about.

and that was brought to you by some guy names "smelly Gary"
Hey now, I've already explained--on some thread somewhere--that my bicycle nickname (slider) was already taken. How I ever thought of "smelly" I don't know, and I'm regretting it already! (And smelly could be smell nice too, ya know!)

^^^ I think it's cute, in a self deprecating sort of way, but cute nonetheless. :)

^^^ I think it's cute, in a self deprecating sort of way, but cute nonetheless. :)
Thank you! And am I ever good at self-deprecation!

Heh, you guys are all great...I have to come clean though.

This was just a result of me being bored at work and decided to make a troll thread, gotcha! :D

This is what happens when you have to spend big hours at work (17-1/2 in last night's case), and most of it is just sitting behind a computer, monitoring and troubleshooting test issues....I can only imagine a prostate exam being more enjoyable...however I never had one, so I'm not sure if that's a valid comparison.

hehe that movie mad my day

Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?

If one of them was a Spam Salesman...then yes.:p

can't you just cover it up with a fart?

I think the answer is very clear.


:eek: YOU'VE BEEN MERTONIZED!!!:eek:


For gosh sakes, this was a definitely a Merton question!!!! :rolleyes:


*slap slap* Where is our Catatonic?? What did you do with him????:mad:

no... this is worse than my questions.

Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?

eat some asparagus, you won't smell spam anymore :rolleyes:

The smell doesn't matter, if it comes out red or clumpy then you've got problems.

My feet smell like movie theatre popcorn. Does that mean I have cancer? No.

Hey now, I've already explained--on some thread somewhere--that my bicycle nickname (slider) was already taken. How I ever thought of "smelly" I don't know, and I'm regretting it already! (And smelly could be smell nice too, ya know!)
awwwwwww OK if you named your bike, then you're cool by me! :)

The smell doesn't matter, if it comes out red or clumpy then you've got problems.

My feet smell like movie theatre popcorn. Does that mean I have cancer? No.
no, that means you're one lucky guy! I wish my feet smelled like movie popcorn!

I know! They smell so good I'm almost driven to self cannibalism!

*Munch*

OWWWWWWW

Now that would be great....


....I'm not sure if the nickname "buttertoes" would be all that great though :p

Sniff. Sniff. Whiz. Whiz. Oh What A Relief It Is!!!

Now that would be great....


....I'm not sure if the nickname "buttertoes" would be all that great though :p

You've hurt my feelings!

*Tries to stifle laughter*

My new shaving cream smells like key lime pie. Now every morning I have a huge craving for key lime pie. I can't get key lime pie! Anyone know if there's a website that ships pies internationally?

Edit: I see that catatonic ate key lime cheesecake, not pie. That would probably be an acceptable alternative.

Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?

Professional salesmen, no. But if you sent a Boy Scout selling popcorn there, that could account for it.