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Yes, you are correct, my mistake, he was bragging about how he was going to kill himself with mp3 players. :rolleyes:


Marshall amps turned up to 11.

Well, guys who are complete tools who are hugely successful and who's ability is respected by critics are completely different than those who are at best, marginally talented and maybe had a hit song or two who think they are God's gift to the universe. This is why when I think of tool, I think of some idiot like Robbie Williams instead of Prince, (who in my opinion is one of the greatest performers and songwriters in rock history, despite the fact he knows it.)
Tools:
Robbie Williams


er, actually, just thinking of Robbie Williams infuriates me so much I can't think of anything else. Sorry, maybe I'll come back later.

Oh, and I like Simon LeBon.

Let us not forget megatool GG Allin. Inspired by krispistofferson's avatar.

David Lee Roth.

You go to hell and you die.

Sammy Hagar and Jimmy Buffett.

Let us not forget megatool GG Allin. Inspired by krispistofferson's avatar.
GG's awesome. GG is such a major tool that he comes around full circle to cool again. I saw a video of him doing spoken word and this chick from the audience jumped up and got into his face, so he pulls out a cigarette lighter and lights her hair on fire. :love: "Tool" doesn't cover it, man.

You're right, tool doesn't cover it. He belongs in the 'complete looney and moron' thread.

Cool? No way. This is a man who ate ****...often.

Maybe he was hungry.

Bon Jovi....

there's a band named Tool, but I like them.

This is +1million. Where i'm from, you either love them or want 5 minutes alone & a shovel. I personally consider them the cancer of Alberta:mad: :mad: go back to Hanna & farm, you idiots
nope, alberta is far too close for my liking, send them to Nunavut.

I've always found Gene Simmons to be a bit of a tool, but i like his show on A&E

but i think Lars Ulrich wins the title... he is a massive ******bag.. maralyn manson too...

The biggest tools?

The 12-24 year-old demographic that killed AOR.

Richard Marx

I posted to this thread. Where did it go?

nope, alberta is far too close for my liking, send them to Nunavut.

I've always found Gene Simmons to be a bit of a tool, but i like his show on A&E

but i think Lars Ulrich wins the title... he is a massive ******bag.. maralyn manson too...
Glad to see a fellow nickelback hater:beer: ...as for gene simmons, he's a horrible example of a musician(kiss? gimme a break.)...lars, yep, he's a tool, but can play a decent drum...I saw marylin manson once in Vancouver at a spoken word, he's actually very smart. He basically admitted his act was just that, an act. This guy had a lot to say, it was interesting. I found myself having a little more respect for him after that.

I saw marylin manson once in Vancouver at a spoken word, he's actually very smart. He basically admitted his act was just that, an act. This guy had a lot to say, it was interesting. I found myself having a little more respect for him after that.

+1

I respect the guy. He likes to piss-off people who take him too seriously and are a little too uptight. What's wrong with that? Isn't that what rock and roll is about?

been reading "Shakey", Neil Young's Bio... apparently Stephen Stills was (is) a pretty big tool.

I agree with Axl Rose, though.

Dylan was a tool. genius, but a tool.

Robert Plant------- Jim Morrison-------- Jimi hendrix- also any one of the Beatles during the late sixties, early seventies. Have to agree with the earlier post though '' Jerry Lee'' is going to be hard to beat!!!!!!!!!

Paris Hilton's recorded an album. I guess she would now qualify.

Tori Amos.

Good call Brillig. One from left field.

- here's another tool from left field:

http://www.virtualubbock.com/Images/Nataliesaid.JPG

Tori Amos.I know she's a little kooky, but why is she a tool? Just curious.

I know she's a little kooky, but why is she a tool? Just curious.

If she's kooky, it's completely by design.

She's a calculating, pretentious, money maker in my book.

Wow Brillig...Im surprised. I think she is pretty intense for that genre, live.
Not Ani DeFranco intense, but waaay above the average. Hmmmmm........
After torturing myself with about 15 minutes of this soap opera rock band(?)
show last nite, I would say a whole tool box could be made from the band
known as SuperNova. :eek:

Have to say that Tori Amos and that Dixie Chick are still hot IMO

Have to say that Tori Amos and that Dixie Chick are still hot IMO
I agree, not only is Natalie Maines hot and talented, she's brave and strong!

The longest running tool of all has to be Rod Stewart, now he is spewing out lounge classics with that half man/half pig squeel voice of his. Sorry to even bring up his name, but he IS a tool!

I can't believe that we have forgotten the one and only....

Mr. Michael Bolton

Steven Tyler. He over sings everything.

Mr. Michael Bolton
that no talent ass clown!

What a lame thread.

This Guy (http://www.laoujepars.com/index.php?lang=1) just posted his debut album in the Commuter Bike Pics thread. Not the biggest tool in music industry, but defiantly the biggest in the pic thread.

that no talent ass clown!

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks

Classic.

Axl Rose is at the top of whatever heap you folks come up with. He is a complete and utter tool. I hope the "new" GnR album that may or may not ever come out fails miserably. How the hell can you call it Guns and Roses when the lead singer is the only original member...and he can't even sing that well anymore. Tool, tool....toolity, tool, tool. He is the king of the tools.