Foo - Say something absurd

I dont want to hear anything that makes sense or is at all witty. Non-sequitur only. Let loose your inner psychopath.

I have elephants playing mandolins in my frying pan.

You mean like that? :)

No, I believe that you have a beard on you 3rd moon, you stupid librarian.

Let me pose this answer with another cup of tea

I have a go cart made of pickles, Chuck.
How are rain?
When are you left hand?

Bad grandma doesn't count for chickens.

MARTHAAAAA!!!!!!!!:lol:

Good Zoogenburger, Mr. Magoo.
Go wipe your tea bag with the leopard snot, please.

marsupial rotunda.

Y'kow, when you try to say something absurd, it just comes out extra Pendelton.

Let me bring out the tubas...

*PAGING MERTON*

blarf! I like to jump on spoing!!!! Why do you keep taking my flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko????!??!??!??!

steve crawled up atop of his heap, left of center.
barking, he wandered, wondering
about those people he left. drug store beaten.
was closed, nothing but calendars and rice blood
puddings gave relief to his homeless thinking.
steve washed his sun, placing an enema inside.
producing an empty chamber. was the easiest thing.
since he learned to shut his mouth. those people now left. centered.
steve's shoulders burned. between the first thought
and last shot. then gave up. holding his head together.
steve dug into his foxhole, bleeding. left of center.
sunlight toasted feet felt like wednesday,
when mom was gone.

(4/24/95)

The Jaberwocky

By Lewis Carroll

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought-
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffing through the tugey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did grye and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe

"something absurd"

(This is the first time repeating the "say ..." is actually appropriate. ;) )

My hovercraft is full of eels


No-one said anything about original absurdity :D

As the French say, "je coupe! Je coupe les elephants!"

mac has dem tig ol' bitties

Da do do do
da da da da
is all I have to
say to you

-Sting

My riddle jets around with raging anticipation of hormonal imbalances.

boogity boogity boogity!

Gravely wobbled, she exhumed purple. Snot fractiously teetering unpronounceable rhythm honorably. "Quiet!" miffled alligator procrastinator, amply plastic drawer. Calendar red boat hairy screwdriver wept paperclips. Resuscitate shiny rolodex hamster ear bud tautly moaning. Reset wicker jewel adhesive neon spandex puked drawer suede.

electric swordsmen limiting the possibilities of flying jetstream dogmen in a snowstorm

Politician passes laws restricting automobiles to multiuse pathways, allowing cyclists unfettered access and freedom from those slow motorists!http://img46.exs.cx/img46/4271/alligator_walking2.gif

bawadaba da bang da bang bity bity up jump the boogie!

President Hillary Rodham Clinton









:)

"Strategery"

some ting assured

Need i say more than Bananas!

not up hilling

The dry humping goldfish newlyweds wore bananna suits to the masquerade.

...or is it the other way 'round?



Oh, and gigiddy gigiddy!

Hot milk
Mmmm...tweak my nipple
Champagne and ripple
Shamans go cripple
My sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats
Evaporated meats
On hi-tech street
We go solo
Dance floors and talk shows
Hot dogs, No Doz
Hot Sex in back rows

agreeance

I've got big balls!






http://www.derekweb.com/gallery/ohmygodyouaresowierd/images/balls.jpg

Have you ever looked deep into the eyes of a goat?

The Gregorian chant looks strangely like a horse haired monk cooking waffles.

Have you ever looked deep into the eyes of a goat?

actually, yes.

Have you ever skydived naked underwater while hanging from the rope from a tree branch?

Have you ever skydived naked underwater while hanging from the rope from a tree branch?

Dude, I grew up in the south. That was called "taking a dip in the lake" after a "picnic".

Oh, stop fussin'. Everything Southern is absurd. We eat pickled eggs and pig ear sandwiches with mustard and beer for breakfast, for godssake!

Gigiddy Gigiddy, indeed. Gigiddy.:D

Dude, I grew up in the south. That was called "taking a dip in the lake" after a "picnic".

Oh, stop fussin'. Everything Southern is absurd. We eat pickled eggs and pig ear sandwiches with mustard and beer for breakfast, for godssake!

Gigiddy Gigiddy, indeed. Gigiddy.:D
:lol:

(see my PM :D )

actually, yes.

Mezmerizing isn't it?

Have you ever felt the soul of someone you love within you?

Have you ever felt the soul of someone you love within you?

Yes. Thank god I'm Catholic. A called a priest and he exorcised that love right out of me!

It was like a soul enema!:D Gigiddy.

... and then the purple talking dog commanded me to put away my weapon and get a hold of myself. I told him that it seemed foolish to heed the command of a talking dog, as I don't believe dogs can talk, and thus his command wasn't real. He respectfully disagreed. Then he said to me, "We purple dogs can talk quite eloquently. Let me explain to you how...", but then I had to interrupt him to once again advise him that his words meant nothing to me. "Dogs can't talk, so this must be nothing but a dream. As such, I don't believe you." "What if I wrote down my explanation? Would you believe me then?", he questioned. "Yes, I suppose I would." At that, the purple talking dog began to write his letter, and I drifted off to sleep.

Are you sliding in baby oil?

BOOGS DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!! :cry: I need a new BF BF. (How absurd is that??? :D )

Women arent people, they're things.

Them's fightin' words, goober. :p

vvvv

Well, most of my posts are absurd. :rolleyes: But anyway...

"Include me out"

"Raise the window down"

Them's fightin' words, goober. :p


Hey, I'm the goober!


For so the twists and thistles sound
A thousand things and yachts be found,
and pestles grunted in the ground --
a fiery gillnet gimbal pound.

But lo, for yaks and teething reds,
we bosoms bask in beetle-y beds,
Pernicious they for pencil leads,
of persimmons, goopy, burpy Feds.

What ho, the Foo-y masses cry,
For fricassee of torsk and pie,
A brandy brim of damning lye,
For mods and prods and karma's sty.

We go, a single whimper's nose,
Politely furling hunting rose,
A patent for cats jumping hose,
A masculine wasabi close!