Foo - Happy Birthday, Slvoid!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!! May you find a lot of bike presents waiting for you.

Now I gotta find where I left that Birthday Cake.........*tries to remember who took off with it last*

Have a good one, brother Wong!!! And remember ~ DON'T MESS WITH THE WONGS!!!!! :eek:

((Hugs to ya)) :D

Happy birthday Doctor. :bday: :beer:

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
1. Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

1a. So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near

2. Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer

2a. Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair

3. Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!

3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
Grief and sorrow fill the air

3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

3d. Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere

3e. Pain destruction and despair
People dying everywhere

4. Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row

5. Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

5a. Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

5b. When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Other Common Verses:

6. Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down

6a. Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down

7. Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near

8. Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say

8a. Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)

The Viking/Barbarian Verses:

9. Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep

9a. Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep

9b. May the women wail and weep
kill them all, but save the sheep

10. Burn, then **** by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight

11. Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et

12. May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

12a. May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,

13. May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat

13a. We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew

14. May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe

14a. May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks

15. They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse

16. This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn

17. While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,

The SCA Verses:

18. We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud

19. You're a period cook, its true
Ask the beetles in the stew

20. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you

Other Verses:

21. Fear and gloom and darkness but
No one found out you-know-what

21a. Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what

22. I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me

23. It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year

24. Now another year has passed
Don't look now they're gaining fast!

24a. So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast

25. Now you've lived another year
Age to you is like stale beer

26. Now your jail-bait days are done
Let's go out and have some fun

27. See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace

28. Were I sitting in your shoes
I'd go out and sing the blues

29. So you're 29 again
Don't tell lies to your good friend

29a. Tho you're turning 29
Age to you is like fine wine

30. You must marry very soon
Baby's due the next full moon

31. When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go

HAppy Birthday, Slvoid! http://www.gifmaniacos.com/Asterix/asterix01.gif

That's just soooo bad... I LOVE IT!

My favorite verse...

16. This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn

Happy Birthday "Glove boy".

Happy birthday Slvoid!!! http://www.omba.org/forum/images/smiles/occasion18.gif

:beer:

Hey dude..happy Birthday and watch where you put that finger.

Cheers,

Brian

Feliz Cumpleanos, slvoid.

May the birthday fairy bring you a new box of latex gloves and a tub of water-based lubricating gel.

Happy Berfday dude! I'll be over later to watch hdtv. Make sure you knock before you enter.

Old enough for that yearly examination yet?

Have a great birthday!! Do something fun!

I thought I was late, but slvoid hasn't shown up yet. Happy Birthday!

I found a latex glove in the parking lot at work yesterday. After my initial response of bewilderment and revulsion, I thought of slvoid and had warm fuzzies for the rest of the day.

Happy Birthday Slvoid. Thanks for all great posts over the years and the very scary avatar.

Happy Birthday you [MODERATOR REMOVED] ;)

Happy b-day man!

Happy Birthday Man!!!!!!

Happy Birthday dude :bday:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_10_8.gif

:bday:Happy B-Day Slvoid :bday:

:beer:

DUDE! Happy *** * ***** * ******* ****** Birthday! Love ya man!

:beer: Happy Birthday slvoid!!!:beer: :bday: You da' bomb dude!

Happy Birthday! Here's your present:

http://www.kybrand.com.au/images/pic_products.jpg

Happy Birthday! Here's your present:


Uhh..... <CyLowe97 faints>

Uhh..... <CyLowe97 faints>
Hey now! It's not your present, its Slvoid's! Back! Back I say!!! ;)

this is the anniversary of the day you were pulled out of your mother and made to face this cold and cruel world?? sweet! happy birthday man... we'll have to hook up (not that way) for a ride in PP soon, sorry i missed you last weekend.

Your glitter cream is in the mail.

Happy Birthday :bday:

may the wind be at your back and all the cagers blinded by your light.

Happy Hellspawn Day!!!

Everybody say it together.

"God...we love you Slvoid.....we love you so <hiccup*> much!!"

Everybody say it together.

"God...we love you Slvoid.....we love you so <hiccup*> much!!"

Ok.

"God...we love you Slvoid.....we love you so <hiccup*> much!!"

I just realized, it's impossible to all say something at the same time on the internet!

Oh yeah, and ...

:bday: :bday:

:beer: :beer:

Everybody say it together.

"God...we love you Slvoid.....we love you so <hiccup*> much!!"

:roflmao:

Wow.... I'm speechless. :)


THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
1. Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

1a. So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near

2. Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer

2a. Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair

3. Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!

3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
Grief and sorrow fill the air

3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

3d. Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere

3e. Pain destruction and despair
People dying everywhere

4. Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row

5. Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

5a. Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

5b. When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Other Common Verses:

6. Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down

6a. Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down

7. Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near

8. Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say

8a. Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)

The Viking/Barbarian Verses:

9. Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep

9a. Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep

9b. May the women wail and weep
kill them all, but save the sheep

10. Burn, then **** by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight

11. Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et

12. May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

12a. May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,

13. May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat

13a. We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew

14. May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe

14a. May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks

15. They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse

16. This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn

17. While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,

The SCA Verses:

18. We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud

19. You're a period cook, its true
Ask the beetles in the stew

20. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you

Other Verses:

21. Fear and gloom and darkness but
No one found out you-know-what

21a. Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what

22. I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me

23. It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year

24. Now another year has passed
Don't look now they're gaining fast!

24a. So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast

25. Now you've lived another year
Age to you is like stale beer

26. Now your jail-bait days are done
Let's go out and have some fun

27. See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace

28. Were I sitting in your shoes
I'd go out and sing the blues

29. So you're 29 again
Don't tell lies to your good friend

29a. Tho you're turning 29
Age to you is like fine wine

30. You must marry very soon
Baby's due the next full moon

31. When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go

HAppy Birthday, Slvoid! http://www.gifmaniacos.com/Asterix/asterix01.gif

Happy Birthday! Here's your present:

http://www.kybrand.com.au/images/pic_products.jpg

Oh man... MARRY ME!!

this is the anniversary of the day you were pulled out of your mother and made to face this cold and cruel world?? sweet! happy birthday man... we'll have to hook up (not that way) for a ride in PP soon, sorry i missed you last weekend.

Yeah, maybe this sunday, I know last time I gave you about 8 hours of notice at midnight lol. I gotta get you, jyossarian, mark, charlotte, stephan, and everyone else over here one of these days. The apt's almost done.

Thanks everybody!!
The best way to end a solid afternoon of working in a 105 degree shop floor w/o AC or ventilation is with a beer, 3lb lobster, girlfriend, box of latex gloves, and you people.

Thanks everybody!!
The best way to end a solid afternoon of working in a 105 degree shop floor w/o AC or ventilation is with a beer, 3lb lobster, girlfriend, box of latex gloves, and you people.


You forgot the K-Y!:eek:

Happy BD slvoid!:beer:

You forgot the K-Y!:eek:

Yeah, he's gonna need it for that lobster.

Thanks everybody!!
The best way to end a solid afternoon of working in a 105 degree shop floor w/o AC or ventilation is with a beer, 3lb lobster, girlfriend, box of latex gloves, and you people.

Wow, I went for a nekkid ride and missed my boyfriend's birthday. I hope it was a great one. It sounds like it was!

:bday: :bday:

:love: :love: :love::love: :love: :love:

Bad, girlfriend A. troll..........bad bad girlfriend. Shame on you. :p

Yeah, he's gonna need it for that lobster.

That's not how I was planning to get the lobster in me...

Wow, I went for a nekkid ride and missed my boyfriend's birthday. I hope it was a great one. It sounds like it was!

:bday: :bday:

:love: :love: :love::love: :love: :love:

We can still go for a naked ride...

Yeah, maybe this sunday, I know last time I gave you about 8 hours of notice at midnight lol. I gotta get you, jyossarian, mark, charlotte, stephan, and everyone else over here one of these days. The apt's almost done.
I was just gonna mention The Warriors is playing in DUMBO mid August. Might be a good time to meet up, watch a free movie, eat ice cream and pizza, then race each other over cobblestones and see who hurls the most.

Hey did the mods ban RDuraAce? Because that would have been an awesome present...

Happy Birthday, perv!:p

Hmm.. my gf got me a giro xen helmet. I better check the straps for microscopic cuts...