Foo - Go to McDonald's! Get a Hummer toy!

If you go to McD and buy a Happy Meal, you can get a little plastic Hummer toy.

Me, I'm going to impale the toy upside-down on a stick and fly it like a Native American warrior's scalp trophy from my rear rack.

:)

:roflmao:

Then I'd have to actually eat at McDonald's. Way too much sacrifice for me.

Or I could throw the food away or give it to a homeless person. Nah. Too much work.

I actually enjoy McDonald's... about 1x per year.



Then I'd have to actually eat at McDonald's. Way too much sacrifice for me.

Or I could throw the food away or give it to a homeless person. Nah. Too much work.

I should buy it, just so I can set my camera on "movie" mode, and take a video of my folding bike running it over :D

Then I'd have to actually eat at McDonald's. Way too much sacrifice for me.
Go for the grand slam of irrelevant A&S political correctness; don't forget to wail about the evil WallMart devils.

I like walmart :p
Just can't stand mcd's food. It's about as filling as eating air.
Wendy's on the other hand...yummy...spicy chicken

I like walmart :p
Just can't stand mcd's food. It's about as filling as eating air.
Wendy's on the other hand...yummy...spicy chicken
Oh, the horror! You'll never be a Real A&S brand cycling advocate admitting to such decadent behavior/preferences.

thank god :p

If you go to McD and buy a Happy Meal, you can get a little plastic Hummer toy.

Me, I'm going to impale the toy upside-down on a stick and fly it like a Native American warrior's scalp trophy from my rear rack.

:eek:

I bet you stuck firecrackers between Ken's and Barbie's legs as a kid.

;)

When i first read that you could get a hummer at McDonalds I was like, well that wouldn't be too bad since a lot of them are missing their teeth. Then I read on....:mad:

Me, I'm going to impale the toy upside-down on a stick and fly it like a Native American warrior's scalp trophy from my rear rack.


ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY ANCESTORS, WHITE BOY? :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'm part cherokee and am attempting to find the desire to become upset. :p

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY ANCESTORS, WHITE BOY? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Apparently not, oh bearded one.

I'm part cherokee and am attempting to find the desire to become upset. :p
Part Cherokee here as well. Maybe I'll take offense after I drink some more coffee. I was just thinking earlier today that I need some new thing to be upset and politically correct about.

Toy Hummers, though? This almost belongs in Foo... the relation between toy hummers, children and McDonald's-eating cagers mowing down bikers by the dozen is dubious in my opinion. The argument could be made that we are brainwashing the kiddies from an early age into an oil-dependant, self-centered mentality, but this could easily be countered by the argument that by the time these kids are old enough to drive a car, Hummers will no longer exist, SUVs will be very rare due to insane gas prices, Ford and GM will be long gone, and most cars in America will be small or efficient as in Europe. Both arguments seem like a stretch.

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY ANCESTORS, WHITE BOY? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Funny you don't look Indian; some of my best friends are Indians; I don't care if people are red, white or blue; etc. etc. blah, blah, and blah.:)

I don't look indian either, I'm white as white can be. Well, at least I tan. My wife looks like a vampire.

- why MickeyD's? toys? i don't want no stinkin' toys!

- i want beef!

- here's my favorite...

Funny you don't look Indian; some of my best friends are Indians; I don't care if people are red, white or blue; etc. etc. blah, blah, and blah.:)

You ain't never heard of the Cleveland Indians? :p

How about the Fukawis? :D

actually, my great grandma was Dine (Navajo))

Imagine that, a WOP, Bullhunk, Injun who rides a bike, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra. :eek:

Apparently not, oh bearded one.

Good thing, or me woulda had to scalpum white boy...or just thought about it as I hid in my teepee.

I don't look indian either, I'm white as white can be. Well, at least I tan. My wife looks like a vampire.

Here's to us lily-white injuns. :beer:

:eek:

I bet you stuck firecrackers between Ken's and Barbie's legs as a kid.

;)


Hey you know that's a good thing...those dolls could have been having sex in front of kids...oh the humanity. After all ,having kids see dolls get blown up is far far more natural.

OK, on a lark, I went to the McDonalds at El Camino and El Monte in Mountain View. Sure enough, they had the Hummer toys. I was tempted, but didn't.

Outside the McD's was one rad looking Trek 7X00 something bike, and a blue Magna MTB with photo stickers plastered on the frame (the kind you print at photo booths). It was a beautiful morning for biking. Saw three others on my very short commute. So there, take that, evil Hummer overlords.

You ain't never heard of the Cleveland Indians? :p

How about the Fukawis? :D

actually, my great grandma was Dine (Navajo))

Imagine that, a WOP, Bullhunk, Injun who rides a bike, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra. :eek:
Last time I heard of the Indians, Willie Mays was cathing Vic Wetrz's long drive 450+ deep in the Cleveland centerfield cow pasture. Anything happen since?

I should buy it, just so I can set my camera on "movie" mode, and take a video of my folding bike running it over :D

Who needs the McDonalds toy? Bet the Freeride fellows are already using the real thing as jump ramps.

-Kurt

Wow, this thread has 25 replies and still no mention of cycling or its advocacy & safety issues !

oh, bugger, I spoiled it :p

And to think, they all laughed at Ray Croc, when he said he was going concentrate on marketing to children.

"Hi Boys and Girls. We have a new word for today. Our new word is,,,,Indoctrination! (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006NDCKQ/ref=sr_11_1/102-4175741-1993741?ie=UTF8) Can you say "indoctrination?" I'll bet you can.

By the way kf5nd, I like the way you think. How big are these toys? would it be possible to drill a pilot hole in one, then insert a large wood screw?

KF5ND? That sounds like one'a them Texan callsigns.

No, and I'm not white

in fact... as a 100% Asian, I look quite a bit like your Native American ancestors, Chip.




ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY ANCESTORS, WHITE BOY? :mad: :mad: :mad:

DANG ! My local McD's was all sold out already !

Last time I heard of the Indians, Willie Mays was cathing Vic Wetrz's long drive 450+ deep in the Cleveland centerfield cow pasture. Anything happen since?

lots of 'wait till next year'

No, and I'm not white

in fact... as a 100% Asian, I look quite a bit like your Native American ancestors, Chip.

Oh heck, it ain't PC to pick on anyone but white boys. :D

If you go to McD and buy a Happy Meal, you can get a little plastic Hummer toy.

You call that a toy? You ain't got no sense at all. Didn't you see the real deal prize McDonald's was giving away? Now this is a toy; a toy that made my meal real happy!

Wow, this thread has 25 replies and still no mention of cycling or its advocacy & safety issues !

Few threads with "McDonalds", "WalMart", "Hummers" (the car) "SUV drivers", "price of oil", or "We Americans" in the title (or body of the OP) are ever about bicycling.

When i first read that you could get a hummer at McDonalds I was like, well that wouldn't be too bad since a lot of them are missing their teeth. Then I read on....:mad:

Thats only available with the Happy Kneel:D

Now, if they were giving out tire levers, on the other hand...

I think this thread hurts my head

Thats only available with the Happy Kneel:DThis is one of the wittiest things I've read on this forum in quite some time. :beer:

Go for the grand slam of irrelevant A&S political correctness; don't forget to wail about the evil WallMart devils.
Heh, when these 'people' start acting with a conscience, then they shall receive the respect they deserve....until then, it's open season on EVIL!:D

When i first read that you could get a hummer at McDonalds I was like, well that wouldn't be too bad since a lot of them are missing their teeth. Then I read on....:mad:

Yes, I've been the recipient of many a hummer at McDonalds. Oh, you mean the vehicle. Never mind.

Yes, I've been the recipient of many a hummer at McDonalds.

So that's why they call them happy meals?

Krispistofferson, that has got to be one of the best avatars I have ever seen, in any forum! :beer:

"I'm Captain Kirrrrrrk!!!!" Heh-heh.

My neighbor's kids have a little Cadillac Escalade electric toy that they ride in. I have to stop myself from kicking the damn thing everytime I see it!:mad:

My neighbor's kids have a little Cadillac Escalade electric toy that they ride in. I have to stop myself from kicking the damn thing everytime I see it!:mad:

Get a grip already.

Buy a toy from McDonalds and get a cheap mass produced meal for free!

Do they include the Vegitarian guy action figures?

Go for the grand slam of irrelevant A&S political correctness; don't forget to wail about the evil WallMart devils.



My perfect little world was destroyed when they removed the mini-Mickey D from the local WalMart. It was, for a time, a slice of heaven.

Moving this to Foo. Flame away! :beer:

--J, a Forum Mod

Then I'd have to actually eat at McDonald's. Way too much sacrifice for me.

Or I could throw the food away or give it to a homeless person. Nah. Too much work.
Not to mention the bad karma you'd get for poisoning a poor homeless person!:eek:

You ain't never heard of the Cleveland Indians? :p

How about the Fukawis? :D

actually, my great grandma was Dine (Navajo))

Imagine that, a WOP, Bullhunk, Injun who rides a bike, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra. :eek:


I got a Franklin that says you chop down trees, skip and jump, an go to the lavatree as well. ;) :lol: