Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Speaking of metrosexuals

Maybe I'm just jealous that my two legs weigh more than this kid and his bike, but seeing kids like this make me almost embrassed to ride a fixed gear bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAZpoydUZg&mode=related&search=

I think it was posted in the video thread.

Oh yeah, video thread, forgot about that

Use enough hair gel and it acts as a helmet apparently. I'm just jealous I guess. I no longer have any hair.

I think cars take him as a woman, so they are careful around him. No worries of getting hit from him.

what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.

i would say that dude is an emo tard.

ha, the best is the one where he is moving the camera around filming himself while riding. I wish someone could have gotten a video of him doing that because then he would look like an even bigger tool.

hey that's me!

like i said before, someone needs to put some kraftwerk to these videos.

^^^^+100^^^^^
LCD Soundsystem- Daft Punk is Playing at My House for the one rolling around filming myself lookin so haaaard. :lol:

what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.



I agree. Id say hes a wankster. Def not metro. . .

haha, I think i've seen this kid around... dude makes me laugh.

that kid rules so ****in hard!

edit: kid you rule so ****in hard...dont listen to these kids they have no clue what you have to put up with dressing like that.

....metrosexual, what a stupid f-cking term.

I also HATE people who call themselves that.


That kid looks like a real cool dude.

what is it about this forum where people don't understand any type of subculture? hipsters, metros, whatev... you have no clue.

i would say that dude is an emo tard.

what is it about this forum where people don't understand REPOSTS!

The good videos get buried in a day, and the stupid videos (i.e. this one) come up over, and over again.

Emo-hipster-tard FTW!!!!111oneone!!

emotard? looks like an electrotard. that dude definitely owns a !!! album.

....metrosexual, what a stupid f-cking term.

I also HATE people who call themselves that.


That kid looks like a real cool dude.


hes a velosexual

I had no idea so many different labels rode fixed.

Maybe I'm just jealous that my two legs weigh more than this kid and his bike, but seeing kids like this make me almost embrassed to ride a fixed gear bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAZpoydUZg&mode=related&search=


I want to fight that kid just for looking like a total meatplow.

http://members.iglou.com/jasonb/higgins.jpgp

I want to fight that kid just for looking like a total meatplow.


No--you know what word applies---as$clown----big poofy hair---muti-colored socks----ridiculous "tricks" on his bike----as$clown is indeed appropriate!

Oh NO! I love this vid of him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKNkjY53aU

LOL.

he'll be like--why did you beat me up? is pink not hip anymore?---is it because i don't have a white belt? Do my wheels not match my bag? Is my bag too lame?


----Mommie---i need a new bike---someone beat me up because you bought me a cheap one

http://www.algonet.se/~kenta/pictures/music/stone_temple_pilots/purple.jpg

i can't supress the redneck in me that really, really wants to beat this guy up. this asshat must emit some sort of visual pheremone that makes me just have to hit him.

the trackstand video is pretty tight, but that video of him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRKNkjY53aU) is so hilarious/ridiculous. f**k the metrosexual ****- it looks like he is making an inspirational video for exdrug abusing, christian, teen fixie riders!! all he needs is a jars of clay song in the background! haha

i would say that dude is an emo tard.
+1

Wow... riding down the sidewalk pointing a video camera at your face... just... wow...

Maybe I'm just jealous that my two legs weigh more than this kid and his bike, but seeing kids like this make me almost embrassed to ride a fixed gear bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAZpoydUZg&mode=related&search=

seeing a post like this makes me almost embarassed to originate from Jersey.

i would call him a "fabian"

I bet that guy gets rolled in the park all the time. How does he still have a bicycle?

He tapes everything, don't crooks realize they can get the camera too?

under closer examination, i think he falls into the classification of "art ***"

under closer examination, i think he falls into the classification of "art ***"


no way--he is too much of a possuer to actually fall into any category---whatever category you want to put him in it has to be a "wanna be [insert derogatory label]"

Bianchi Pisttaaaaaa!!!!
Blue Blocckkerrss!!!

It gets better. He's using the messenger strap cellphone attachment. I bet he keeps his cell phone in there and calls his friends... "hey, what up... nothin... just chillin' on the strand, practicing my no-handers and skids... "

that kid rules so ****in hard!

edit: kid you rule so ****in hard...dont listen to these kids they have no clue what you have to put up with dressing like that.

I agree; the hair is so much bigger than Nathan's. Do play some Gary Numan and Tubeway Army on your videos, though. For us old folks.

Wow... riding down the sidewalk pointing a video camera at your face... just... wow...


That part of the side walk by Embarcadero its okay to ride bikes down. I usually hop down to the street a few blocks further down by the ferry terminal.

Oh and this thread is ****ing stupid.

LETS RAG ON ANONYMOUS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

bleh.

Wow... riding down the sidewalk pointing a video camera at your face... just... wow...

I got a chuckle when I read the one comment posted on that video: "Get off the friggen sidewalk n00b"

That part of the side walk by Embarcadero its okay to ride bikes down. I usually hop down to the street a few blocks further down by the ferry terminal.

Oh and this thread is ****ing stupid.

LETS RAG ON ANONYMOUS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

bleh.

The last time we did that, we got 80 pages.

Do we have any Final Cut chop experts here to "improve" that video?

Oh and this thread is ****ing stupid.

LETS RAG ON ANONYMOUS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

bleh.


+ ****ing 1

I'd sooner hang out with that kid than any of you ****ing ******bags.

That part of the side walk by Embarcadero its okay to ride bikes down. I usually hop down to the street a few blocks further down by the ferry terminal.

Oh and this thread is ****ing stupid.

LETS RAG ON ANONYMOUS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

bleh.


I didn't mean to rag on that kid. I think everyone should ride down the sidewalk pointing a video camera at their face! then wee could all see how stupid we look, and stop ragging on strangers :p

heh. agreed.

I think his trackstand needs work... kind of wobbly ... =)

That part of the side walk by Embarcadero its okay to ride bikes down. I usually hop down to the street a few blocks further down by the ferry terminal.

Oh and this thread is ****ing stupid.

LETS RAG ON ANONYMOUS STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET.

bleh.

+1 He probably has mad skills, but can't show them due to Schrodenger's Cat.;)

I would like to posit a query: What is it called when one takes sexual cycling videos of oneself, then masterbates to said images?

I would like to posit a query: What is it called when one takes sexual cycling videos of oneself, then masterbates to said images?

It's called "teadogggin"

i hate people who post threads like this and who also go round bumping year old threads with nothing meaningful to say.

i say that assclown should be the word used to describe the OP.

boo ****ing hoo.

The best part of the 2nd video is the thumbs up at the end

Ahhhh, I'm caught in the Internet.