Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - i must be on fire

ok today on my loop i get stoped and asked out twice both times by pretty decent girls once was kind of embarsing because i hit a hill pretty hard and my backwheel must have been working its way loose cause i lost my chain 1/2 way up pushing hard then she asks me for my number and as im going away her friend starts yelling at me "you can ride me around baby!" i had to laugh at that. and the other girl stops me in trafic at 50th and baltimore (for you philladelphia guys) like halfway cuts me off(really pissing me off) then when im going around her on the left she stops me and im thinking all she wants is directions or somthing. and she asks for my # too. i meen does anyone else find riding is like instant sex appel?

I just got off of my bike after riding all afternoon around the city and my shorts are soaked right through and they are light-coloured shorts so I have huge wet spots on my asss and crotch so, yeah, it is instant sex appeal, for sure.

It's all about your metrosexuality.

secksi college jogger girls were overheard saying "i wish my boyfriend rode"

yea im not big on metrosexuality i sport no bag. i dont where girls clothes or fancy shoes or even namebrand clothes for that matter im just rocking the down and out skidrow look. i dont shave most of the time i have given up on haircuts. i meen i dont get it? it must just be the bike. or someone changed metrosexualality and didnt telll me about it.

since around the time that i started mess'ing two weeks ago, i have gotten so many awesome comments from ladies. tomorrow i have a date with a girl who i met while walking dogs the other day. what's this all about? must be that time of year or something...

i think it's been scientifically proven that people are more often to be "in the mood" during the summer months.

never had any sexual advances toward me while riding though.

My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?

My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?

....I sincerely hope that is not a typo.

I just got off of my bike after riding all afternoon around the city and my shorts are soaked right through and they are light-coloured shorts so I have huge wet spots on my asss and crotch so, yeah, it is instant sex appeal, for sure.

You sure you're not just in heat?

My eyes bleed.

, . ' ;!<-----Here's what you've been missing.

ok today on my loop i get stoped and asked out twice both times by pretty decent girls once was kind of embarsing because i hit a hill pretty hard and my backwheel must have been working its way loose cause i lost my chain 1/2 way up pushing hard then she asks me for my number and as im going away her friend starts yelling at me "you can ride me around baby!" i had to laugh at that. and the other girl stops me in trafic at 50th and baltimore (for you philladelphia guys) like halfway cuts me off(really pissing me off) then when im going around her on the left she stops me and im thinking all she wants is directions or somthing. and she asks for my # too. i meen does anyone else find riding is like instant sex appel?

Happens to all of us...must have something to do with the physical activity and the whole environment of fitness and increased sexuality. My wife, however, forbids me to act upon such events.

girls who like you based on the kind of bike you ride (or the kind of clothes you wear or the kind of music you listen to) are generally trouble. but that's never stopped me...

This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.

(Sashae and SSD excluded)

Not trying to be a dick.

This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.

(Sashae and SSD excluded)

Not trying to be a dick.

if you require capital letters to comprehend sentences then the profound meaning of my posts is totally lost on you.

trying to be a dick :p

My eyes bleed.

, . ' ;!<-----Here's what you've been missing.

Apparently your illiteracy is not limited to writing.

Profundity denied.

wtf! IDNTONDRESTDNA

My eyes bleed.

, . ' ;!<-----Here's what you've been missing.

i dont get it?

it's okay serendipper; i less than three you anyway!

wtf! IDNTONDRESTDNA

I DO NOT TALK ON NUDE DOGS RESTING EARS SO THAT DYNAMICS NEED ATTENTION.

That's it right?

I have yet to be hit on by guys because i ride. Must not work for girls.

girls who like you based on the kind of bike you ride (or the kind of clothes you wear or the kind of music you listen to) are generally trouble. but that's never stopped me...


fheck! thats the truth. but didnt stop me either! too hard to say no to pretty girls.

I have yet to be hit on by guys because i ride. Must not work for girls.
That's because the few that have tried talking to girls on bikes got pepper sprayed...
although you gotta be careful, cause some guys like that.

christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.

go read some ****ing james joyce.

I DO NOT TALK ON NUDE DOGS RESTING EARS SO THAT DYNAMICS NEED ATTENTION.

That's it right?


Close!

it was IDNTONDRESTDNA <- I DNTO NDRESTDNA <- I DONT UNDERSTAND

Profundity denied.


hahaha

This is hilarious. I get hit on all the time, on and off the bike, but it doesn't mean that the people doing the hitting aren't drooling idiots who think they have sex appeal. Haha! I can't even walk anywhere by myself without being bothered. It's just the summer, we ride our bikes more, people are restless, and we wear less clothing. Ta da! Hehe.

a cute grunge girl [can't be bothered to thing of proper sub-culture term] randomly gave me a pink felt heart a couple of days ago

awww

etc.

fsnl
sparky

christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.

go read some ****ing james joyce.


Sir, I've read James Joyce. And sir, no one here is James Joyce.
*wagging finger accusingly*

50 and baltimore? all the girls are hyped up because of the heightened amount of punx in the clark park area!

christ, grammar nazi **** gets on my nerves.

You were obviously an early victim of the grammar holocaust.

My friend has remarked that his riding has allowed him to **** my girlfriend twice as hard and three times as hard now. Does that count?

Nice friend

I was at a show the other night, standing next to my bike and some girl was like, "I bet you look really sexy riding that."

As far as the guys go: I hate you lucky bastards hahahaha.
And for the girls on here: It's because you're hot already.

damn i gotta start riding my bike to the city more often
maybe my sweet new mustache will go over better down there

Just offer free moustache rides. Works for me.

In Atlanta, mustache is slang for bicycle. So free mustache rides indeed.

Happens to all of us...must have something to do with the physical activity and the whole environment of fitness and increased sexuality. My wife, however, forbids me to act upon such events.
+1 ;)

best I had was I got a date with a stripper by riding next to her car on a fast street. had a conversation with her while riding, then she pulled over to get my number.

You were obviously an early victim of the grammar holocaust.
actually i'd say my grammar is pretty spot-on, minus the often preferred lack of capitalization. it's just that grammar-nazi-ism is one more thing for people to use to make themselves look more intelligent. welcome to the internet, serious business, etc. even if you win, you're still an idiot.

even if you win, you're still an idiot.

Aren't you being too serious, Hitler? :D

O.k. not really, I'm just bitter cuz I ain't gettin' none.

actually i'd say my grammar is pretty spot-on, minus the often preferred lack of capitalization. it's just that grammar-nazi-ism is one more thing for people to use to make themselves look more intelligent. welcome to the internet, serious business, etc. even if you win, you're still an idiot.

I guess that makes you the internet version of Anne Frank, except that she had a cute haircut and actually knew how to read and write.:beer:


(The poor grammar has been highlighted in red ink for your enjoyment.)

Oh, and do read my signature. I have a thing for arguing with robots!:D

Man, maybe I should stop riding at night. No girls have even said "whassap!" although the totally cute 17 year old girl at jones bike just couldn't take her eyes off my front wheel....when I had one. That's really as close to flirting as I've been subjected to.

I have a gf anyway, but still...it's nice to attract compliments.

This has degenerated into the BMX forums. Seriously, guys. Type like a grown up. It's hard to understand your posts.

(Sashae and SSD excluded)

Not trying to be a dick.


no, you just need to recognize, its the internet, we like to bastardize languages here.
therefore:
http://thelastminute.typepad.com/blog/images/image-6.jpg
that must be the answer.

ps: </sarcasm>

ps: </sarcasm>

:lol:

Oh, and on topic...When on my bike, I am a pvssy magnet. I always have a lot of cats following me around. Must be the sushi in my bag.:D

no one is being hit on here, at all

its just that they simply think that you are gay and therefore a non-threat and they intend to use you to get to someone else they want

so basically this is the result?
http://home.avvanta.com/~wayule/graphics/froth30.jpg

Does this thread seem like a big circle-jerk to anyone else?

Does this thread seem like a big circle-jerk to anyone else?

are you hitting on me?