Fifty Plus (50+) - Crotch update (for women only)

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seafoam
08-15-06, 10:06 PM
Haaa! Made you look!

(I apologize profusely for posting this thread. Chock it up (or is that "chalk it up"?) to an excess of endorphins from dauphin's and my ride this evening...up Crater Hill, Chili Hill, and Bald Hill. I also made an AMAZING peach pie and unapologetically ate 2 pieces. Therefore, you can also blame it on excessive sugar and homemade-pie-goodness).

CrossChain
08-15-06, 10:26 PM
I lift one of those Fat Tires to your 3 hills and especially to your peach pie! :beer:

I do believe, Seafoam, this is your debut post here at BF. Welcome. Anatomy is of no consequence here...just dedication to pie!
Big Paulie
08-16-06, 12:37 AM
I do believe, Seafoam, this is your debut post here at BF. Welcome.
This is the 6th post by Seafoam...but the first to toy with our testosterone-driven emotions!

Gary Diego
08-16-06, 12:48 AM
Whoa!!! I notice that Seafoam's signature is "passione celeste." One of my wives became celeste after we were married a couple of years. Never figured it out, not with The Gary in sack every night. Oh well. Dauphin must be frustrated as hell...
Bobke Diego
08-16-06, 02:27 AM
I was doing a Google search for the phrase, "Crotch Update, For Women Only," and came upon this fantastic thread!

However, this Gary Diego dude (no relation) seems like a real baa-phoon! "Celeste" isn't what women become after two years of marriage, bro! It's what they call the color of celery in It-A-Lee!
centexwoody
08-16-06, 08:44 AM
Well, you certainly caught me looking!

I was hoping to pass this along to my favorite wife who has failed to appreciate the humor that Dauphin's crotch reports have generated. However it appears that you're just playing with us to get some bragging rights about that wonderful ride.

Are you going to limit Dauphin's postings to 'dumb questions' in the future? :D
bcoppola
08-16-06, 03:06 PM
Yep, you made me look. But I knew it was in jest before I clicked. No, really...

You did, however, inspire me this morning to take a moderately hilly 10 mile ride at a local park. And to follow that on the drive home with a bowl of corn and shrimp chowder for lunch with a slice of apple rasberry crumb pie for dessert at the local Grand Traverse Pie Co. (http://www.gtpie.com) cafe. Perhaps not the noblest motivation, but hey...