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caloso
08-16-06, 10:39 AM
And you feel like a lazy slob... You may be a triathlete.

If you are cooking and have to go rooting in your gym bag for the can of Pam... You may be a triathlete.

If you think nothing of running for an hour in a cropped tank top and Speedos... You may be a triathlete.

If you've ever gone for a two-hour ride and spent the whole time staring at your thumbs... You may be a triathlete.

If you've ever said to your significant other "Does this wetsuit make my butt look big?".... You may be a triathlete.

If you've ever been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much... You may be a triathlete.








(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
XC99TF00
08-16-06, 10:43 AM
Wow, 4 of 6 not bad...
lilscotboy
08-16-06, 11:42 AM
lol :) so true

rode 15 miles into work today, i still feel lazy....

can't wait for the interval run work out this evening....and then the ride home

last year the 30 mile round trip to work counted as a workout

sooo hooked
Jaybird
08-16-06, 01:12 PM
Those are great! I'm going to have to think a while and come up with one. Thanks!
^*^BATMAN^*^
08-17-06, 02:56 PM
If getting up at 5am on a Saturday/Sunday to be at a race ontime to dive into fridged waters for 8am is fun...You might be a triathlete
C Law
08-17-06, 03:05 PM
If you feel like you are cheating yourself by not doing a 30 minute run after your bike ride home from swimming........well you know the rest.
Berns
08-17-06, 03:10 PM
How about...

If you shave your legs higher than your mid-thigh... you might be a triathlete
If you have more light-weight aero equipment than your red neck neighbor's front yard, junk yard... you might be a triathlete
If you're not afraid to to talk to women about bikini-waxing... you might be a triathlete (no, I haven't done this one and this one is obviously for the guys)
If you can swim, bike and run; and pass gas without stopping... you might be a triathlete
If you've ever had to swim the back-stroke in a race... you "might" be a triathlete (I'm guilty of this one)
If your tri-bike costs more than your wedding ring... you might be a triathlete
If you've ever blasted the heat in your car onto your legs in 90+ degree weather to help keep your legs loose... you might be a triathlete.