Foo - Sneaky sneaky you.

Tell us how you went ahead and surprised the heck out of somebody. :eek:

I once threw a fake giant size cockroach at my sister when I was younger.

I'm a leprechaun every March. You should see what I do to my kids' room and bathroom. And then I make them clean up after the "leprechauns". I know, I'm a Bad Mom! :D

i scared the crap out of this teenager once, she almost hit me on my way home and i saw her on the street i turned onto, she didnt see me so i skid in front of her and my tire squeeled she freaked out hit the brakes and i could hear her scream =D

When I was a early teenager (13 or 14) I had an Alfred E. Newman face mask. My mom used to read at the kitchen table all evening every night after dinner. We didn't have a/c, so windows were always open.

So I snuck out with my mask on and just put my head in window staring at her until she noticed (seemed like forever....at least 10 minutes). Once she did though....she jumped about 10 feet, screamed hysterically and called my dad. I thought he was going to kill me!

Once on BF I got this guy MERTON a red star.........

Once on BF I got this guy MERTON a red star.........
:roflmao:

When my mom was released from the hospital (she was terminal) I had taken a roll of butcher paper and wrote "We love you mom" "Welcome home" and a lot of other sayings with a full size paint brush. I went ahead and covered the front of her entire house with these banners. Poor house looked like it was wrapped in giant toilet paper for it was really hard to put up. It was all saggy and tacky looking. But she smiled. And that's all I wanted from her. :love:

At one point (years ago) I somehow managed to wind up being best friends with my ex girlfriend. Of course I was still crazy about her but she had no idea. She grew up on a farm and loved it, but when she was 14 the farm went bankrupt and her dad had to sell it and they moved. It absolutely destroyed her. :( One Valentine's Day we went to see a movie and then just went back to my place to hang out. The entire time she was upset because some guy she had been dating stopped calling her, etc. Well at some point I gave her the present I had made for her, which was simply a drawing of her family's old barn, tractor, etc. I had obtained photographs of it from her dad and drew it from that. It made her night, although she still had no clue how I felt about her. :rolleyes:

At one point (years ago) I somehow managed to wind up being best friends with my ex girlfriend. Of course I was still crazy about her but she had no idea.

Am I the only one hearing Rick Springfield right now?


You know I wish that I had Jesse's Girl......

Nope..I was thinking along the same lines.

One weekend day my wife was working I drove over and switched cars. I then put our camping gear in the trunk of her car and swapped cars again. Towards the end of her shift I called and told her I'd walk over and we would go for a ride. So I did. We were coming up to a camp ground we both were interested in, so I said, "I'm gonna stop and get information." So I went in and registered (already had the reservation). When I went back to the car I told my wife that they told me we could go look around. We drove in, I found our camp site, stopped, open the trunk and got out the tent. Boy was she surprised!!!!

In college, my roommate and I looked out the window in the morning and behold, it had snowed! And the parking lot between the two 12-story dorms was so inviting to go write something on...

So we costumed ourselves very strangely, with robes and turbans, and ran out to the parking lot, and tromped CAKE into the snow. :)

As we ran back inside, someone from the dorm yelled, "what's CAKE mean?" Of course, this is what's brilliant, it meant nothing :D


In college, one day I found a city YIELD sign in the stairwell. My roommate was out. So I grabbed the YIELD sign and put it right at the end of our room so it was the first thing you'd see when you walked in. Then I got out some different-colored blankets and put them on the beds, and several other changes to make the room look a lot different, and waited for him to come back :D He walked in, immediately went "OOOPS!! :eek: SORRY!" and ducked out again... :roflmao: ...and after a few moments he came back in grinning with an accusational "heyyyyyy!" :D



We also went and surprised a girl we knew with a surprise visit for her birthday. We decided to sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" for her (I forget why). That turned out to be a bad move since she had an irrational fear of spiders... d'oh! :eek:

Am I the only one hearing Rick Springfield right now?


You know I wish that I had Jesse's Girl......
Ask and you shall receive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAmUv3Ix98

I dressed up as a Halloween Dummy. I put on a set of coveralls, buttoned a flannel shirt on top of my head, stuffed the shoulders and covered the top of my head with a piece of black vekvet. This made for a pretty good headless costume! I sat still on the porch and when our first trick or treater came around, the mother said "What a realistic looking dummy I was".....I told her "Thanks!"

She about jumped off the porch!

It gets better, you know those little s@@ts that smash the Halloween decorations? One thought I was a dummy and tryed to knock me off the porch. He screamed like a little girl when I grabbed him and yelled "Quit it!" Kid came back the next day, thought it was funny the next day, but told me he about wet his pants at the time! Best scare he'd ever had!http://forum.gamestar.de/gspinboard/images/smilies/muhaha.gif

When my mom was released from the hospital (she was terminal) I had taken a roll of butcher paper and wrote "We love you mom" "Welcome home" and a lot of other sayings with a full size paint brush. I went ahead and covered the front of her entire house with these banners. Poor house looked like it was wrapped in giant toilet paper for it was really hard to put up. It was all saggy and tacky looking. But she smiled. And that's all I wanted from her. :love:


Anyone who loves their mom that much must be okay. It is a shame that you are not kinder to pink goofy birds. But, I guess you can't be perfect.

I'm a fan of the old standards... a rubber band on the sink sprayer, salt in the sugar jar, saran wrap on the toilet bowl, poo dollars, etc.

OMG Stacey!!

That reminds me of the time I did the rubber band thing on the sprayer at work. The dork turned it on, it sprayed him and instead of LOOKING at the sprayer, he turned to the rest of us in the breakroom, and said "hey look guys! What the heck is up with this thing?" He kept turning it on and off to demonstrate and just stood there letting it wet his belly. :roflmao:

hehe like 10 minutes ago i picked up my kitty and put him in the kitchen and i hid in the doorway of my room and when we walked back down the hallway to go back to sleep agian i jumped out and scared him and hi jumped like 3 feet in the air like a gazel and his tail got all racoony and he had a mohawk on his back. then he hissed and ran away

Hee hee you mean to tell me he didn't stick to the curtains? You are baaaaaaaaaad.

hehe like 10 minutes ago i picked up my kitty and put him in the kitchen and i hid in the doorway of my room and when we walked back down the hallway to go back to sleep agian i jumped out and scared him and hi jumped like 3 feet in the air like a gazel and his tail got all racoony and he had a mohawk on his back. then he hissed and ran away
The more you post, the more I'm begining to like you. Genius, pure genius! :lol:

It seems like evryday is a surprize anymore!

One time, I went to cut the cheese, and, uh..."surprized" myself. :eek:

One time, I went to cut the cheese, and, uh..."surprized" myself. :eek:

Shouldn't this be in the TMI thread??

one time. at band camp...

I flew in for a friend's 30th bday party last year

A few years ago the diamond in my wife's engagement ring became loose in it's setting. I told her I would drop it off at the jewelers to be repaired. She was very surprised when I returned home with a much larger diamond.

At a school I helped rennovate the janitors didn't move the **** out of a very full storage room as is common courtesy when contractors come in, so we hap hazardly through the stuff in the hallway. God knows how long it took the lazy bastards to clean up. I just wish I could have seen the look on their faces when they first found the mess.

this doesnt really pertain to me, but when i kinda whipped out on the road anc i called my mom because i couldnt move, my dad was on the way home. But first off all i called my mom and she freaked the **** out, plus then she claled my dad and told him your son has just whipped out on the road go to the ER. He was pretty much crying when he got to hsopital, but he found out i only broke a bone. I bet thats something every parent wants to hear when they are coming back from work all tired" your son has whipped out on the road"

Gave my 1st wife divorce papers as a birthday gift.

I won (re: this thread).

Dood, you so won! That was freakin' cold. I love you man! :lol:

Dood, you so won! That was freakin' cold. I love you man! :lol:

:beer:

Well it was after I caught her cheating on me...

I hate when people do that crap. I swear if that ever happens to me again............:mad:

I'd be going the other way.

I got mad, and got more than even. Damn ****!

Well Prozakk, you and I are both lucky that we don't have to deal with that anymore, eh? We are both in great situations now. :)

True, dat.

I am guilty of looking...but never touch.

I'm too busy looking at my own guy.............:love:

i still dont get, if a person is going to cheat on on there bf or gf, which means some thing with there bf or gf isnt right for them just break up? So then no on gets there feelings hurt

Good thoughts, russian. And that is the way to handle it. Not bad for a young man. Maybe you could teach the bad guys a thing or two. ;)

Getting cheated on sucks. What is so hard about just breaking up with someone if you're going to do something slimy like that to them?

i still dont get, if a person is going to cheat on on there bf or gf, which means some thing with there bf or gf isnt right for them just break up? So then no on gets there feelings hurt


It's because the person they are cheating on is a "security blanket" of sorts.

I've been cheated on as well....I refuse to talk to her, or her friend for that matter, since she knew the whole time. Funny part was the guy she was cheating with thought she was cheating on him with me.

Oh well, big guy got a surprise when he tried to beat me up over it. I was a freaking twig at the time, but I did know how to scrap it out. Man, was that woman a head-game....

I have too many to tell, but will try to give three examples:

1. My mom always had lots of animals in the house so we did the fake poop routine. The funny part was she cleaned it up and threw it out in the garbage can without realizing it was fake. She did not look to amused when I retrieved the poop and showe it to her.

2. My version of Prozakk was to change the locks on the house when the cheating significant other was away. I was nice enough to put her stuff outside for easy access. The second time this happened it was raining so I was thoughtful enough to leave her belongings locked inside. :p

3. I started a new job out of town and knew that a friend of mine worked at a furniture store. I called the store from work pretending to be a reporter from the local newspaper doing a story on furniture salesman. I kept serious for about two minutes and then said, " I have one more question. Why did they call you the tongue monster?" He yelled, " What. What. Who is this? Is this Ed? etc........"

The reason he was called tongue monster was because at a drunken party one night he was chasing an ex GF of mine through the house with his tongue hanging out. She was running and screaming, " On no. the tongue monster is after me. Heeeeeelp!" There were only two of us still sober enough to remember the incident. He was embarrassed from his actions the next day and asked me to never say anything about it. :D

edit: I still cannot see well so correct spelling is optional.

But the point is, you can see! Yay!!! I was wondering about that! Glad to see that you are okay!! :)

I'm a fan of the old standards... a rubber band on the sink sprayer, salt in the sugar jar, saran wrap on the toilet bowl, poo dollars, etc.

Ha HAH! That reminds me of a band trip we took in highschool. I short-sheeted a friend and then a bunch of other people did the same and our band almost got thrown out of the hotel because people were hiding the sheets they had taken off the beds when they short-sheeted the beds.

Heh. One of the better camp pranks I have ever done was the rubberband gun.

Ninjed someone while he was sleeping by shooting him rapidly iwth the rubberband gun, when he tried to get out of his sleeping bag, he realized I tied the bungies together at the foot of the bed...boom, one camper on the floor, struggling to get out of his bag.

I got off another 8 rubber bands before a counselor got hold of me.

But the point is, you can see! Yay!!! I was wondering about that! Glad to see that you are okay!! :)

Thank you Siu.

I think I posted the news on the 50+ where I asked if anyone had a successful cataract after a vetrectomy. I cannot ride my bike yet because of internal bleeding. But so far so good. :)