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LilSprocket
08-18-06, 10:47 AM
http://www.omba.org/forum/images/smiles/030.gif

http://www.omba.org/forum/images/smiles/occasion16.gif


Cypress
08-18-06, 10:53 AM
LOLOL.

Thanks!

My friends already got my a stripper.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m106/Cypress818/ewww.jpg

Cromulent
08-18-06, 10:54 AM
Happy Birthday, dude.

Recipe for Soul Margaritas:

Tequila
Limes
Souls of Bike Racers
Salt

Wet rim of glass.
Cover with salt.
Put ice cubes in glass.
Fill almost to top with tequila.
Squeeze 1/2 lime juice into glass.
Toss 1/4 of rest of lime in glass.
Sprinkle the crushed souls of your enemies liberally on top of ice.
Upgrade to Cat 2.
Enjoy.

:D


14max
08-18-06, 11:02 AM
Why, oh why, did you do that (picture)? My eyes will never be the same.

Oh, and happy birthday...

superdex
08-18-06, 11:21 AM
Happy birthday Cypress!!!

55/Rad
08-18-06, 11:25 AM
After recovering (almost) from the sight of that photo up there ^^^ - I will chime in and wish you a happy birthday. May you get plenty of bike related gift certificates.

55/Rad

Cypress
08-18-06, 11:39 AM
Booty so far:

From my Dad: A spin Doctor G3 Pro workstand, Profile aerobars, and about 10 pairs of assorted air-e-ator socks, and he will be paying off my medical bills.

Grandparents (Mom's side): $100 cash.

Grandparents (Dad's side): In the mail from Virginia.

Grandparents (fakedad's side): $150 check.

Mom: In mail from Colorado.

newbalous5001
08-18-06, 11:44 AM
Happy Birthday! May your legendary thighs crush souls for years to come. :D

TheKillerPenguin
08-18-06, 11:52 AM
ohhhhh snap son! Happy birthday, be sure to wrap your twin pillars of pain and pleasure around that stripper later tonight :D :beer:

jsharr
08-18-06, 12:27 PM
Grandparents (Dad's side): In the mail from Virginia.


Mom: In mail from Colorado.
You are not supposed to mail living things. Happy Birthday.

GuitarWizard
08-18-06, 12:32 PM
Happy Birthday, chief.

Cypress
08-18-06, 12:34 PM
You are not supposed to mail living things. Happy Birthday.


As long as they bring gifts/money they can break whatever laws they want.

GuitarWizard
08-18-06, 12:38 PM
I need another birthday...I didn't get much money.

Grasschopper
08-18-06, 12:41 PM
Happy Birthday...you cat 1 yet. LOL

Starclimber
08-18-06, 12:49 PM
Happy birthday, dude. New race report coming soon?

Cypress
08-18-06, 12:59 PM
Happy birthday, dude. New race report coming soon?


Not until late September. And it'll be a hillclimb event, so don't expect too much. :D

substructure
08-18-06, 12:59 PM
Holy Moses smell the roses! I'll have to watch a horror movie to clean my mind of that image.

Anyway, happy birthday cypress.

hi565
08-18-06, 01:02 PM
happy birthday calf master flex!





(Flexing frame that is, from the 400 watts!):D

sverrefehn
08-18-06, 01:23 PM
Yow! That photo hurts the eyes dude.
Happy birthday. It looks like you're getting all you need to pimp that race machine.
Good luck with the hill climbing.

USAZorro
08-18-06, 01:37 PM
Happy Birthday Cypress. :bday:

Stay Jan at heart.

ms.gio
08-18-07, 02:13 AM
Happy birthday Cypress!

Malistryx
08-18-07, 02:32 AM
Happy Birthday :D

Greg180
08-18-07, 04:04 AM
Happy Birthday Cypress!

Ritehsedad
08-18-07, 05:50 AM
Happy Birthday!! Good luck in the race.

Air
08-18-07, 06:38 AM
Happy Birthday!

-=(8)=-
08-18-07, 07:14 AM
http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/burgerking.gif You tEh MaN, Cypress !http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/hasselhoff.gif

http://www.buffalorange.com/images/smilies/em79.gif Happy B-Day !

CyLowe97
08-18-07, 07:18 AM
Mine eyes! That picture has made me crosseyed and painful.

Happy birthday, Montana Boy.

Shadiyah
08-18-07, 07:21 AM
Happy birthday!!!!!!!! Looks like you got a good haul this year! :)

blonduathlongrl
08-18-07, 07:31 AM
birthday?????

does that mean I get to take you out of your room?:eek:
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but..... birthday spankings is in order!!!!:D


happy birthday sweetie:)

skinnyone
08-18-07, 08:03 AM
WTF!!11!1! Happy Birthday t3h Cypress.. May you crush the souls of the weak and leave carnage in your wake.. Use Erik, as you please, wisely.


(anybody else notice that the thread has been reawakened form 06?)

-VELOCITY-
08-18-07, 08:07 AM
Happy Birthday pimp.

Flippin Sweet
08-18-07, 08:17 AM
HAPPY BERFDAY OLD MAN!! :D :bday:

jyossarian
08-18-07, 10:36 AM
Happy Berfday dude. We all chipped in and got you a bunch of hills this year.

jsharr
08-18-07, 10:41 AM
i caught you a delicious bass
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/TX_lake7.jpg

VegaVixen
08-18-07, 12:08 PM
Happy Birthday, baybuh! :)

Here's hopin' by now you have crushed many souls at today's race. No doubt, you will have ridden your years in miles. Hell. Maybe you even rode my years in miles! :eek:

Hope this year will be a better one for you all around. :beer:

:bday::bday::bday::bday::bday:

blonduathlongrl
08-18-07, 07:03 PM
i caught you a delicious bass
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/TX_lake7.jpg

that's the same smelly fish you've been trying to pass out to everyone!!!!!!:p

jsharr
08-18-07, 08:04 PM
that's the same smelly fish you've been trying to pass out to everyone!!!!!!:p

i have a stock tank filled with genetically cloned birthday bass. Each one is identical to the next, except for the serial number, which can be found right behind the anal fin. Cypress got X56RGT5FG45E778YUI

Bionic Pammy
08-18-07, 08:18 PM
i have a stock tank filled with genetically cloned birthday bass. Each one is identical to the next, except for the serial number, which can be found right behind the anal fin. Cypress got X56RGT5FG45E778YUI

jsharr is right. My serial number was different. And mine was rather fresh, not smelly. :p

USAZorro
08-18-07, 08:30 PM
Booty so far:

From my Dad: A spin Doctor G3 Pro workstand, Profile aerobars, and about 10 pairs of assorted air-e-ator socks, and he will be paying off my medical bills.

Grandparents (Mom's side): $100 cash.

Grandparents (Dad's side): In the mail from Virginia.

Grandparents (fakedad's side): $150 check.

Mom: In mail from Colorado.

EPO? Autologous transfusions? Testosterone patches? :D :p

Happy Birthday Cypress. :bday: :bday: Go kick some cycle-racing butt!!

USAZorro
08-18-07, 08:32 PM
i have a stock tank filled with genetically cloned birthday bass. Each one is identical to the next, except for the serial number, which can be found right behind the anal fin. Cypress got X56RGT5FG45E778YUI

Do they sing?

Fortunately, my Birthday is a long ways off, and jsharr will no doubt have moved on to something that doesn't smell quite as bad by then.

Cypress
08-18-07, 10:15 PM
Holy hell!!!! OLD THREAD!!

Good job on digging it up, ms.gio!

gbcb
08-19-07, 03:13 AM
Here's hoping that late birthday wishes will keep the birthday awesomeness going...

:beer: :bday: :beer:

Devil_Woman
08-19-07, 05:26 AM
:bday: :beer: :bday: :beer:

Siu Blue Wind
08-19-07, 08:30 AM
Umm....I had to clean the Birthday Cake and that's why Im late.

Happy Birthday, Cypress!!

Ritehsedad
08-19-07, 08:31 AM
What was wrong Siu, too much frosting on it? :rolleyes:

Siu Blue Wind
08-19-07, 08:43 AM
Well.........just a little.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/plasticbikepeople.jpg

Ritehsedad
08-19-07, 08:45 AM
:roflmao:
:roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao:

donnamb
08-19-07, 09:52 AM
Hope you had a nice birthday, Cypress.

wolfpack
08-19-07, 12:15 PM
Happy Birthday Cypress!

snowy
08-20-07, 06:37 AM
OH did I miss this joyful event. WELLL Happy Late Birthday!!! :)