Foo - Do you guys look forward to Merton's new threads?

I do. Not only do they entertain me, but they put me back into perspective. :p

oh god no... i hate them

Of course.

I love them.


Whenever a new one is posted, it's kind of like a small birthday present I wasn't expecting. :)

I do. Not only do they entertain me, but they put me back into perspective. :p


I like watching you lovebirds perform your ritualistic mating dance.

It's not so much "look forward", as "expect with a sense of weary resignation, in the way stones are ground into sand by the sea".

Just kidding, Merton -- no hard feelings :)

I like watching you lovebirds perform your ritualistic mating dance.


You must not come here often. Wrong guy. :eek: Ewwwwww. Gross. Waaaaaaaaaay off base.

I like them, and they remind me of all the times I thought about posting something on Bikeforums and stopped myself because I thought-"Nah, that's just too trivial."

This paraprhased quote from the movie Billy Jack kind of sums up how MERTON threads affect me.

You know what I think I'm gonna do? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face....and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it....KAPOW!!!!!

MERTON threads are Billy Jacks right foot.

You must not come here often. Wrong guy. :eek: Ewwwwww. Gross. Waaaaaaaaaay off base.
Are you ssssssssssssssssssssssure he's got the wrong guy? ;) :eek:

I like them, and they remind me of all the times I thought about posting something on Bikeforums and stopped myself because I thought-"Nah, that's just too trivial."


Ha ha :lol: too "mertony" huh?

This paraprhased quote from the movie Billy Jack kind of sums up how MERTON threads affect me.

You know what I think I'm gonna do? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face....and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it....KAPOW!!!!!

MERTON threads are Billy Jacks right foot.

You just quoted one of my FAVORITE movie lines of ALL-TIME!!!

Merton starts threads? I hadn't noticed. :p:D

yes, i sadly do.. I have urge to laugh and sometimes go into uncontrolable laughters.
I sometimes do think, OK... this is when he is going to say "got ya!!" I was joking!" but no..

I've tried to laugh, but the stupidity is beyond laughter. I want to keep my brain cells.

はいいくつか、否

Hell yeah!

You just can't make that stuff up.

MERTON's so earnest that there is no way he knows why he's the funniest cat out here.



And whoever got him the red star was/is a genius.

And whoever got him the red star was/is a genius.

+1000

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks, jschen! :eek: :D

And whoever got him the red star was/is a genius.I couldn't agree more.

はいいくつか、否
+1 Per Babelfish: The shoes or no it is good. I don't look forward to Merton's threads, but I do read them and wonder, "He's not serious, is he?". Then I laugh anyway.

Are you ssssssssssssssssssssssure he's got the wrong guy? ;) :eek:


EEEEXXXAAAACCCTTTTLLLYYYY!!!

And whoever got him the red star was/is a genius.


Why thank you! I always have considered myself to be one! (Oh, wait, that was on another thread....)

I cannot say I look forward to them, but I do enjoy reading them.

I used to leave serious replies on Merton's threads. I soon realized that no one else saw the humor in this. Sometimes I still leave serious replies just to help him out.

I cannot say I look forward to them, but I do enjoy reading them.

I used to leave serious replies on Merton's threads. I soon realized that no one else saw the humor in this. Sometimes I still leave serious replies just to help him out.
More importantly, can you say you actually "look" forward to anything after your comments wanted thread?

More importantly, can you say you actually "look" forward to anything after your comments wanted thread?

Temporarily I can!! Time will tell. :D

Good one.

Temporarily I can!! Time will tell. :D

Good one.
Good to hear, will keep sending out good thoughts for ya.!

Good to hear, will keep sending out good thoughts for ya.!

Thank you. Much appreciated.

Sorry to sidetrack your thread Siu.

Back to Mertonization!

Oh everyone knows who my sweetie is........:love:

And your buddies too! :beer:

I like them, and they remind me of all the times I thought about posting something on Bikeforums and stopped myself because I thought-"Nah, that's just too trivial."

um... this whole forum is designed for the trivial... they couldn't even be bothered to give it a proper title because of how trivial it is.... why are you even thinking about posting the non trivial here at all?


and siu, stop obsessing over my threads. stalker.:p

and siu, stop obsessing over my threads. stalker.:p
We got it figured out MERTON....it's not Boogs...it's YOU!!

She is sweet on you......you should be flatterted!!

Ewwww...Okay I'll play the game if it makes Merton happy. :rolleyes:

Yes merton, you are my true lo..........(gak!) my true lo..lo.....(ACKKK!) EWWWWWWWWWWW!!:cry:
Where's my Boogs?????

Where's my Boogs?????

Stalking you as always, my love.... :love:

Stalking you as always, my love.... :love:
LOL

Man this is weird. WEIRDO!

i told you you are all weird... but no listening was done... none at all...:rolleyes:

Pfffttt...Boogs is masquerading as Merton. I see through the disguise. That's why Merton has a star.

i'm not boogs.

Yeah. Boogs is smart. And sweet. And talented. And..........well.......(a roadie!). I better stop. :p

Change of direction,but I just reread the title of this thread and came up with a mental image of MERTON on the runway in Milan modeling the Bike Forums Foo line of clothing. It is a line of clothes with the titles of his best threads on them. Imagine an A line dress with "ever walked into a bathroom and coughed because it stunk so bad" on it.

i really should do that. but how do i copyright them all? :eek:

Start a new thread on it. See what your replies are. :rolleyes:

Yeah. Boogs is smart. And sweet. And talented. And..........well.......(a roadie!). I better stop. :p
Which is why he masquerades as Merton! The exact opposite of Boogs! It's almost genius except I figured it out and I'm not a genius!

They're the highlights of my day

Start a new thread on it. See what your replies are. :rolleyes:


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Yeah. Boogs is smart. And sweet. And talented. And..........well.......(a roadie!). I better stop. :p
Have you two actually met in person, or is this relationship entirely on-line? Not a diss, just curious.

Since my housemates and I do not have a television, I read Merton's thread titles aloud in the evenings after work while we are relaxing in the living room. I think my cat likes them, too. :)