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jsharr
08-23-06, 10:02 AM
Wow, talk about a massive turnaround. We left the UK 200 years ago, and now all your base are belong to us. EURO is officially banned from making anti American posts under our rule.

bluebottle1
08-23-06, 03:31 PM
I had no idea about this imperialistic streak of yours. It's kinda scary.
jsharr
08-23-06, 07:03 PM
I had no idea about this imperialistic streak of yours. It's kinda scary.
Sweet, another Texan joins the attack! You want me to appoint you grand poobah of the UK, because I can, and I will.

bluebottle1
08-23-06, 08:55 PM
Sweet, another Texan joins the attack! You want me to appoint you grand poobah of the UK, because I can, and I will.

Hey, why not? I live for meaningless titles. Besides, I'm from there originally, so I understand the natives. They'll more readily take orders from me. At least that's the theory.
jsharr
08-23-06, 09:11 PM
Done, remember be nice, but EURO must be controlled.
frameteam2003
08-28-06, 08:21 PM
What a great idea.All important countries take over some island country and call it their own.We'll take over U.K.and claim it for Texas.I think we better work on a plan...after all France has been trying for as long as there has been a france,Spain tryed and got all their boats sunk,Germany tryed and got their butts kicked,and all Italy was able to do with them was teach them to build roads.Well,let see what we got to work with---the Texas navy sank 150years ago---the Texas Air National Gard no one can remember showing up for drill(unless getting your teeth cleaned counts)---all the redneck Bubbas are down on the Mexican border trying to find gardeners.I know,we'll declair "we won" and send George W over to be KING!
Mr. Gear Jammer
09-07-06, 05:58 PM
Dam Americans, and their stupid President George W. Bush:beer:.
yuhoo
09-08-06, 11:39 AM
And they will not be able to do a UK style hand signal (such as flapping the hands like a bird).


God Save the Queen.:)
Mr. Gear Jammer
09-08-06, 05:16 PM
Where is my dam tea?.
capsicum
09-16-06, 01:50 AM
I already took their Tea.

I claim all the Scots as PNW base.
As they really don't consider themselves Brits they are still up for grabs, and Texas doesn't have the ale, chilly weather, and per capita wealth to lure a Scot. And with the Texas/Scot accent clash nobody would know what anyone was saying anyway.
Mr. Gear Jammer
09-16-06, 03:04 PM
You took their tea?, well i declare Ireland officially owned by Maryland. The good beer comes from Europe.
Sammyboy
09-27-06, 04:34 AM
What a great idea.All important countries take over some island country and call it their own.

Damn straight. In our case, we did that with North America.
rea1high
11-04-06, 08:15 AM
all Italy was able to do with them was teach them to build roads.

errrr..... one history book required in texas asap
Mr. Gear Jammer
01-07-07, 03:01 PM
errrr..... one history book required in texas asap

I declare Maine has been bought my Maryland.
Iffacus
01-09-07, 03:49 PM
You could claim 'Sealand' as part of texas or anyother part of the US. Your's for $1,000,000 approx.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6239967.stm
Mr. Gear Jammer
03-15-07, 07:47 PM
You could claim 'Sealand' as part of texas or anyother part of the US. Your's for $1,000,000 approx.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6239967.stm

I declare italy Maryland territory, good food man:D .