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08-25-06, 07:18 PM
Well, on new guy's advice in another thread, I found another crit to race this week, and I'm headed out tomorrow for that one. Then it's the Back to School crit on Sunday, which I have high hopes for given some quality advice from flythebike (good thing I kept that PM). But now I need additional help, so I'm hoping to channel the undoped spirit of The Jan.
For I must being winng a Cat 5 race soon before I am being becoming pack fodder in the 4's, and the clock is ticking, because like the Jan, I am not being getting any younger. And because The Pete's a$$ is about the same size as the Jan's off-season a$$, RR's are not where the Pete will being getting a win. So it must happen this weekend, before the winter months, and before the spring, where if The Pete emerges from his cocoon of off-season training agony and is grinding the local 5's into dog meat, then I will being then accused of being a bagger of the sand to which I crushed the souls of the weak. So this weekend it must happen.
Just let me crush a couple souls, Der Jan... 2 crits, 2 shots, just a few souls. Let me taste the glory of standing atop the cheap splintered plywood and wave my plastic medal in the air like I just won the damn Tour de France and hear the cries of agony from those whom I made weep. Then I will go into my winter hibernation of pain happy. Is that too much to ask?
Wow, I miss that blog. :)
For I must being winng a Cat 5 race soon before I am being becoming pack fodder in the 4's, and the clock is ticking, because like the Jan, I am not being getting any younger. And because The Pete's a$$ is about the same size as the Jan's off-season a$$, RR's are not where the Pete will being getting a win. So it must happen this weekend, before the winter months, and before the spring, where if The Pete emerges from his cocoon of off-season training agony and is grinding the local 5's into dog meat, then I will being then accused of being a bagger of the sand to which I crushed the souls of the weak. So this weekend it must happen.
Just let me crush a couple souls, Der Jan... 2 crits, 2 shots, just a few souls. Let me taste the glory of standing atop the cheap splintered plywood and wave my plastic medal in the air like I just won the damn Tour de France and hear the cries of agony from those whom I made weep. Then I will go into my winter hibernation of pain happy. Is that too much to ask?
Wow, I miss that blog. :)