It's the big Indy Car race at the new Kentucky Speedway. The pre-race driver's meeting is in progress. The chief steward tells the group that the cars will line up and start the race two abreast, as they qualified. Then he gives the starting line-up. The sixth row has the only two women in the race -- Danica Patrick and Sarah Fisher. When the sixth row was announced, a young, smart aleck reporter raises his hand, and is acknowledged by the chief steward: "I have a question, Mr. Steward. Does this mean the sixth row is starting four abreast? ;-)

Tasteless, yet refreshingly funny. Gotta love open wheel racing, only madmen and fools engage in it.