Australia - New Zealand - The Thread about Nothing (TAN)

well maybe it'll work over here too
(and I promise I won't ovamoderate)

marty

A TAN deserves a PAN....Post About Nothing

Fark me! I mean, oh my heck! (http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/bar/199648522.html)

A TAN deserves a PAN....Post About Nothing

Where did you find that colour? By the way, you owe me US$12.31

Where did you find that colour? By the way, you owe me US$12.31

E-Mail me yer Oz account details and I'll fix ya up.

Or I'll swap you for some devilled eggs filled with miracle whip, whatever that is.

I think it's mayo. I'll get around to sending you the bank details one of these days.

Is that the crap that comes in an aerosol can? No wait, that's some cheese stuff that's orange and never goes off. Maybe.

Hey, that customer got the goodies BTW. Did you see his bike in the gallery? It's one sick piece of gear.

Send me a link.

PAN in TAN

Oh my, she's hungry again. (http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/bar/200537787.html)

Oh my, she's hungry again. (http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/bar/200537787.html)


Man salt lake city must be full of weirdos. Can you go their and take some pics for me?

Who is lotek?

Man salt lake city must be full of weirdos. Can you go their and take some pics for me?

There's a shocking amount of young hotties though. Want photos of them too?

There's a shocking amount of young hotties though. Want photos of them too?


Only if they're female.

Only if they're female.

+1

No, I would prefer some male hotties.;) But, from memory, SLC wasn't big on those.:(

Besides most of the cyclists in SLC will be wearing ties and magic undies, and want to talk to you about Jesus.

Besides most of the cyclists in SLC will be wearing ties and magic undies, and want to talk to you about Jesus.


Do they call themselves 'Elder' there as well?

I'm not in SLC, but I am surprised that the girly wimmin here are not as uptight as I would have expected. There are the odd few that are pretty conservative, but there are plenty of trampy ones too. Kinda surprising.

takes all types Expat :)

hows the BMX?

I've got your wheels on my folder, and that's about all I've done with any of my bikes lately. My youngest rides my 20" BMX, and I'm going to whack fenders and snow tires on the cruiser when we get some snow. I haven't done any riding, not even on the beach cruisers lately. :( Did you get the pump?

Where is that dam ice-cream man:D ?.

Hmph, everyone seems to have left. Bugger 'em all.

Now, don't be like that - we still love you.:p

Pffft!

Pffft!

Can ya do me any deals on shipping? To ship anything makes cost as much as buying it from the lbs. But the problem is they dont have it. ie messenger bags. Cheeky transport does reload, but unfortunately no chrome or bailey works. Well chrome will send but its mighty expense.

Send me a link to what you're looking for, and I'll see what I can do. Except for a Chrome bag. They're lame. Next you'll be asking me to ship you some PBR.

Send me a link to what you're looking for, and I'll see what I can do. Except for a Chrome bag. They're lame. Next you'll be asking me to ship you some PBR.

PBR???

Not a fan of the chrome eh?

What can you on shipping for one of these? (http://www.baileyworks.com/catalog/product.cfm?id=1#) scratch that make it the same size super pro

Can I get a similar sized reload for $210 shipped from Sydney.

dont worry about it expat, just ordered a reload from Sydney. 215 delivered.

wotcha up to these days?

Work, play. Getting ready for Halloween. My birfdee is next week too. Send me some NSW heads. ;)

Work, play. Getting ready for Halloween. My birfdee is next week too. Send me some NSW heads. ;)

Well happy bday for next week. Ill probably be at work all week!

Work, play. Getting ready for Halloween. My birfdee is next week too. Send me some NSW heads. ;)

You might find it easier to get some Acapulco Gold in Utah :D

You might find it easier to get some Acapulco Gold in Utah :D

nah...ya gotta get into 'Labradore'

nah...ya gotta get into 'Labradore'

Not heard of that one. I hope it doesn't involve dog **** :p

Not heard of that one. I hope it doesn't involve dog **** :p

ummm actually it does....Classic Cheech & Chong dialogue, goes something like this:

"hey man, you ever tried Labradore, man"
"nah, man, what's labradore?"
" It's Dogsh!t man...mutherf**cker ate my stash, had to follow him around for 3 days with little baggies before I got it back, I think its even better than before, man"

Well happy bday for next week. Ill probably be at work all week!

You, working? What happened to bludging?

By the way guys, I had to kick that habit when I moved back. I only did it a half dozen times in Oz. Slightly less often than the 8 or 10 beers I consumed over 3 years.

ummm actually it does....Classic Cheech & Chong dialogue, goes something like this:

"hey man, you ever tried Labradore, man"
"nah, man, what's labradore?"
" It's Dogsh!t man...mutherf**cker ate my stash, had to follow him around for 3 days with little baggies before I got it back, I think its even better than before, man"

Actually I think I remember that one now. It was lost in the fog ;)

well I posted this in the other place so I'll throw it down here too. I got the bag today. Yay, except it didnt come with a sternum strap. Some pics on flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/99731498@N00/) if you wanna have a look see.

That is so exciting.

That is so exciting.


aint **** all else going on here.

That is so exciting. At least kotts is visitinya !!!!!!!

At least kotts is visitinya !!!!!!!
Somehow I don't think that is any consolation.:p

Somehow I don't think that is any consolation.:p

well expat is welcome any time over at the other place. Seriously I dont know why Expat and Existence just post on both places. I do a couple of forum sites regularly and read/comment on digg a fair bit.

Anyway I like my damn bag

'Cept I think Expat was having trouble with his profile over there, couldn't post or sumfink. As for Existence, dunno, strange lad that one. (waiting for suitably outraged response):D

'Cept I think Expat was having trouble with his profile over there, couldn't post or sumfink. As for Existence, dunno, strange lad that one. (waiting for suitably outraged response):D

Well expat could always make a new account and be called repat. :D

'Cept I think Expat was having trouble with his profile over there, couldn't post or sumfink. As for Existence, dunno, strange lad that one. (waiting for suitably outraged response):D

lol thats outrageous matagi how DAREEEEeeeee you...oh bugger it i cant be assed :) :p :D

i do think im slowly going insane over here with just expat to call a dickhead every few days (its his birthday today i think??) did i mention he is a dickhead?? :D

how is the other place going anyway?? is everyone well? is that grumpy old bastard jock still breathing? :p

You know, you can always lob over there and say hello, it's not like you're being unfaithful or anything.

How's the convalesence going? Have you been staying off the bike? (stupid question, of course you haven't):rolleyes:

You know, you can always lob over there and say hello, it's not like you're being unfaithful or anything.

How's the convalesence going? Have you been staying off the bike? (stupid question, of course you haven't):rolleyes:

yeah i rode twice today...it was warm in melb and very windy...did 30km at lunch and another 25 tonight....its a lot easier for me to manage if i do short bursts...anything over 1hr is still a bit of a no no :D

I suppose there's no point in me saying cycling is a no-no at the moment?:rolleyes:

Men! (sigh)

I suppose there's no point in me saying anything at all is a no-no at the moment?:rolleyes:

you could but it'd be about as productive as pissing against the wind :D

and whats this caper about me being a 'strange' one hey? :eek: its kotter who donest like aust idol lol