Foo - So, how do you get a cell phone into prison?

Best/worst picture of the day (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060907/ap_on_fe_st/intestinal_phones)

ewww!!!

The best thing about criminals is that, if they would just channel their considerable energies, (the same energy that makes them brew liquor in toilets and make tattoo ink out of grape soda and ashes, not to mention all the stuff they put up their ass,) into positive pursuits, they would be rich men.

He wasn't actually *trying* to *smuggle*....he was just practicing stretching "that area" as it was about to get a 10 year workout! He was just being proactive. :D

Do you the guards found the guys out when instead of farting, one of the inmates started humming "The Ride of Paul Revere" from his *******?

Man that is sick:eek: .

Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside. Just wait until one of them manages to bring a discman in like that...then I shall be impressed.

The practice is called "poofing", BTW.

To really spoil your dinner, keep in mind that someone else had to poof it in order to get it into the visiting room.

Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside.

No pun intended...

We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.

We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.


That information was very unnecessary.

Thanks for ruining my buzz......

Act Five; Scene One

Somewhere a telephone rings.

Our Hero: "Hang on a minute Chico, I've got to take this call." [Reaches into his striped pants and fumbles for a few moments.]

etc. . .

Act Five; Scene One

Somewhere a telephone rings.

Our Hero: "Hang on a minute Chico, I've got to take this call." [Reaches into his striped pants and fumbles for a few moments.]

etc. . .
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We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.

Another Darwin Award winner. Doesn't everyone know to avoid Vaseline with rubbers and instead use a water soluble such as K-Y?

It's a hotline to his proctologist. :LOL: