Foo - Where's TransLanders????

??????

Maybe she moved to Texas as MERTON's girlfriend and both are too busy to be on the forums.....with other "activities". ;) :eek:

Oh gross. Ewww.

I have a question to ask. Where is she?

Oh gross. Ewww.

I have a question to ask. Where is she?

Going trans Landers of course! Pshhhaawwww! :D

Dear Translanders.....

a) what woman in foo has the most crushes on them by foo guys?

And b) Do you think any of said crushes will be successful?

Oh gross. Ewww.

I have a question to ask. Where is she?
She can't read minds you know. :rolleyes:

Dee-dee-dee

When she comes, I will ask. I'm not gonna let my question sit unanswered.

Who?

Our advice columnist.

http://www.bikeforums.net/member.php?u=42922

Never heard of her.

Dear Translanders.....

a) what woman in foo has the most crushes on them by foo guys?

And b) Do you think any of said crushes will be successful?


Dear Termie,

You do ask a difficult question!

Without offending anyone, I'd be inclined to name A. Troll as the crushiest person on BikeForums in general. I believe she has gragging rights in foo as well. As far as the success thing goes, yes. When we have a user named Zuchinni.

When she comes, I will ask. I'm not gonna let my question sit unanswered.
Please, ask away.

Dear TransLanders,

I ride mountain, he does road. Do you think there's a possibility of us ever REALLY being compatible?

Cyclocross, baybee!

Dear TransLanders,

I am a member of a forum where there is a person who regularly posts nasty cartoon figures. I mean not naked figures, just figures that give the notion meaning dirty intentions. For example, the cartoon would be giving the finger or pretending to do yucky things. Without telling a moderator for I don't think this person should be banned, how do I get the message across that it is offending me and other members?

I have tried to ignore this person as well as ask privately what these cartoons mean, hoping the message has hinted well enough. I know that if I was blunt with this person, I may suffer the consequences.

Dear Siu Blue Wind,

What consequences? It sounds like this person is an imature bore. What's the worst that could happen, have that person ignore you? The best?

My advise would be to get a spine, stand up for yourself and let the bodies fall where they may.

Dear TransLanders,
Was "Randal Mambla" a resurrected Prisoner? He seemed to get banned awful quick.

PS-Banning rules. I wouldn't want to be a mod, I'd just like the ability to ban whoever I wanted to for really shallow, cruel reasons.

Dear TransLanders,
Was "Randal Mambla" a resurrected Prisoner? He seemed to get banned awful quick.

PS-Banning rules. I wouldn't want to be a mod, I'd just like the ability to ban whoever I wanted to for really shallow, cruel reasons.
:roflmao:

Dear TransLanders,

I've been dating this guy, but he is a tennis player (eek!), not much of a cyclist. Should I keep seeing him?

sincerely,
Home Court Advantage

Dear Home Court Advantage,

I am not TransLanders, but I will step in and give some bad advice. :p You already have a potential Foo Valentine for 2007. No need for a tennis player. Unless he happens to be a certain Mr. Nadal, in which case by all means go for it.


Sincerely,
notTL


obnoxious!

valentines day or st. patrick's day?


Depends... will you be my valentine? ;)

sports car or motorcycle?


//ask me next year ;-)

sports car

matches or lighter?

Never heard of her.

Me neither. I really don't foo enough haha

Dear Siu Blue Wind,

What consequences? It sounds like this person is an imature bore. What's the worst that could happen, have that person ignore you? The best?

My advise would be to get a spine, stand up for yourself and let the bodies fall where they may.

And she did, and her reply toward me got deleted.

Reminds me of Pit Bulls. Can be as friendly as can be, then next thing you know, they've ate your young, and are eyeing you as there next snack.

And the smilies I posted made your buddies here laugh, Siu.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dx/24.jpg

Dear Home Court Advantage,

I am not TransLanders, but I will step in and give some bad advice. :p You already have a potential Foo Valentine for 2007. No need for a tennis player. Unless he happens to be a certain Mr. Nadal, in which case by all means go for it.


Sincerely,
notTL

Dear notTL,
thank you for the gentle reminder! You have to realize, of course, that valentines day is very far away and a girl has to keep herself occupied in the meantime! :D

signed,
Easily Distracted

Dear notTL,
thank you for the gentle reminder! You have to realize, of course, that valentines day is very far away and a girl has to keep herself occupied in the meantime! :D

signed,
Easily Distracted
:lol:
tennis, riding... so what..
to spice things up make him wear a tennis skirt while riding your bike, that should keep your mind busy for a while:D

ha ha....we did go for a 15-miler yesterday. He's had the Felt for 2 years and not put many miles on it. I could tell he was pretty nervous, but he pulled on his big boy britches and went anyway. We did, however, have to watch the Womens' Finals tennis match last night. So, I guess we are even, eh?

hey! I have a felt, love it! he's got good taste beside picking you!

sweet. the bike is very nice. pretty blue, carbon forks, some kind of nice wheels. he looks good on it too! wheee!

Seems like TransLanders abandoned her own column.....

Does that mean we can hijack it for our own evil purposes?

I already have. Returning the hatred showed toward me.

I already have. Returning the hatred showed toward me.
prozakk.. just a word of friendly advice..:) take it or leave it, let it go... just let it go.. whatever happend that hurt your feelings, it's done and over with.. I dont think you'll find what ever you're looking for in mentionning this over and over again. I dont see anyone else mentionning what happend, maybe they let it go... maybe it's time you do too? it's just going to consume you even more if you keep bring it up.:)

prozakk.. just a word of friendly advice..:) take it or leave it, let it go... just let it go.. whatever happend that hurt your feelings, it's done and over with.. I dont think you'll find what ever you're looking for in mentionning this over and over again. I dont see anyone else mentionning what happend, maybe they let it go... maybe it's time you do too? it's just going to consume you even more if you keep bring it up.:)

And do YOU have mods changing your profile? When I went to bed last night my location read: Home. This morning it read: my own personal hell. Would that make you a happy person? And 2 other members are typing negative comments toward me here too. :mad:

Dear TransLanders,

I am a member of a forum where there is a person who regularly posts nasty cartoon figures. I mean not naked figures, just figures that give the notion meaning dirty intentions. For example, the cartoon would be giving the finger or pretending to do yucky things. Without telling a moderator for I don't think this person should be banned, how do I get the message across that it is offending me and other members?

I have tried to ignore this person as well as ask privately what these cartoons mean, hoping the message has hinted well enough. I know that if I was blunt with this person, I may suffer the consequences.

I can not read your mind. I'm not the greatest on picking up vague hints from a woman, you could ask my wife for proof.

You should have just asked nicely, as Stacey did about not posting the smilies. I complied readily and easily. I am quite a nice person if treated with respect.

But instead you expected me to read things into the questions you PM'ed me, and once you didn't get what you wanted, started a slew of hatred from you and fellow members. Low class actions if you ask me!

C'mon... if you, any of you have problems with another please resolve them via PM. This toxic spill over in threads will not be tolerated. Please play nice or play in seperate rooms.

Stacey
Forum Moderator

Lets all go for a ride to relieve the stress!

I'm waiting for the rain to get a little closer. So it'll be a little cooler here.

Dear TransLanders,

Why do people who claim to be all Holy and stuff seem to go completely against God's words? :rolleyes: *sigh*. It confuses me when they get on others for not following the words of the Bible but they fail to lead by example. Do you think it may be an underlying claim for forgiveness somehow, hoping they can find Heaven with permission?

Dear Translanders,

Why are personal attacks so prevelant here?

Dear TransLanders,
Why are Drama Queens so prevalent here?

:roflmao:

Seems like TransLanders abandoned her own column.....
bummer. this could have been a fun thread. seems like it has gotten personal and whiny....:eek: She's probably staying away for good reason. :(

Cycle, over the past year and a half we started other TransLanders threads. THOSE were pretty cool. Search Translanders posts and you can find the thread!

edit: I found it for you.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=148394

Dear TransLanders,

Why do people who claim to be all Holy and stuff seem to go completely against God's words? :rolleyes: *sigh*. It confuses me when they get on others for not following the words of the Bible but they fail to lead by example. Do you think it may be an underlying claim for forgiveness somehow, hoping they can find Heaven with permission?
Dear SBW,

It's my feeling that this type of person has forgotten that in order to remove the splinter from the eye of your neighbor, you must first remove the timber from your own eye.

Dear Translanders,

Why are personal attacks so prevelant here?
Dear Prozakk,

I've seen no one mention any names. Why are you taking everything personaly? Is it maybe a case of the shoe fitting too well?

Dear TransLanders,
Why are Drama Queens so prevalent here?
Dear KrisPistofferson,

How far is down?

Prozakk needs some:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/Prozac2000.jpg

Seems like TransLanders abandoned her own column.....
Not at all, even us professionals need some down time too.

Cycle, over the past year and a half we started other TransLanders threads. THOSE were pretty cool. Search Translanders posts and you can find the thread!

edit: I found it for you.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=148394
thanks.