General Cycling Discussion - It finally happened...

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LittleBigMan
06-27-01, 05:44 PM
I've been hoping, no, not even daring to hope...and it happened!

Yesterday, while commuting to work on my bike on a deserted stretch of road (I know that's hard to believe, "deserted," but this whole story is eerie,) I was abducted by aliens. Ya, 'strue!

They examined my bike (darn! I thought they were going to check me out) and chattered on and on in some strange language (for those of you who thought aliens were "telepathic")
and took my baby completely apart. I fell into a deep sleep (I was sort of bored by this part) until I awoke suddenly, finding myself lying on the grass next to my bike.

When I got to work, no one believed me about this incident.

Chalk up another "crazy bike commuter" story!

(On the way home, I noticed a really small guy on a bike exactly like mine, sort of wobbling along, giggling...)


Dirtgrinder
06-27-01, 06:08 PM
I was gonna send you a link to a psychiatrist, but I thought I'd be nice and send you this instead.;)
Insurance (http://www.ufo2001.com/)

LittleBigMan
06-27-01, 06:48 PM
I could use some of that "triple strength hair glue!" (Do you think aliens would want that, too?)


Buddy Hayden
06-28-01, 03:30 AM
Pete ma'man,how could you sleep with those little green dudes playin' with your bottom bracket and ball bearings..????:p

Rich
06-28-01, 03:50 AM
The truth is out there Pete!!! :eek:

Rich

MichaelW
06-28-01, 05:44 AM
Obviously those Little Green Men were looking for the most efficient propulsion system in the galaxy.

Buddy Hayden
06-28-01, 05:49 AM
Powered by Hi-octane baked beans...............:eek:

RainmanP
06-28-01, 06:08 AM
The really scary thing is how do you know they didn't take your bike and replace it with an exact replica? It happened to Steven Wright, remember?