[Poppaspoke]

Post a bike joke!

Here's one:

Where's your bicycle Vicar" I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). "Don't know, I think it might have been stolen, but I will get it back on Sunday" he replied. "At my next sermon I will go through the ten commandments. When I get to 'thou shalt not steal' God will sort it out, I've got faith"
The following week, sure enough he was riding the bike again. So I asked him if the ten commandments thing had worked as planned: "I got as far as thou shall not commit adultery.......then I suddenly remembered where I left the bike.."

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[Poppaspoke]

Domestique:

[Poppaspoke]

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?

Because it's two tired.

[Ms. Tude]

hehe, I play chicken with several people in the city here on a POS bike with 3-4 huge black garbage bags of cans hanging off it!

[Poppaspoke]

Why did the somnambulist sleep with her bike?

She didn't want to walk in her sleep.

[Poppaspoke]

Why did the cyclist jump off his bike and run into the bank?

He was afraid he'd lost his balance.

[Poppaspoke]

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway

[Poppaspoke]

What does a cyclist take for an upset stomach?

Bike Carbonate of Soda

[Tom Stormcrowe]

"I've really had it with my dog: he'll chase anyone on a bicycle."

"So what are you going to do - leave him at the dog's home? Give him away? Sell him?"

"No, nothing that drastic. I think I'll just confiscate his bike."

[Tom Stormcrowe]

# A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

[Tom Stormcrowe]

I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. The woman was driving very slowly uphill, honking her horn and shouting at me: "PIG! PIG!!". I flipped her the finger and shouted back "B***H! COW!!". Then I collided with the pig!