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Where's your bicycle Vicar" I said, (because it was the first time I had seen him walking in 10 years!). "Don't know, I think it might have been stolen, but I will get it back on Sunday" he replied. "At my next sermon I will go through the ten commandments. When I get to 'thou shalt not steal' God will sort it out, I've got faith"
The following week, sure enough he was riding the bike again. So I asked him if the ten commandments thing had worked as planned: "I got as far as thou shall not commit adultery.......then I suddenly remembered where I left the bike.."
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Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's two tired.
hehe, I play chicken with several people in the city here on a POS bike with 3-4 huge black garbage bags of cans hanging off it!
Why did the somnambulist sleep with her bike?
She didn't want to walk in her sleep.
Why did the cyclist jump off his bike and run into the bank?
He was afraid he'd lost his balance.
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway
What does a cyclist take for an upset stomach?
Bike Carbonate of Soda
"I've really had it with my dog: he'll chase anyone on a bicycle."
"So what are you going to do - leave him at the dog's home? Give him away? Sell him?"
"No, nothing that drastic. I think I'll just confiscate his bike."
# A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. The woman was driving very slowly uphill, honking her horn and shouting at me: "PIG! PIG!!". I flipped her the finger and shouted back "B***H! COW!!". Then I collided with the pig!
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