Foo - Normal things you will never do

Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?

I will never give you another hug again, Michigander.

I will never ask for handouts from the government.

I will never drive another car or truck.

What is the best razor for a dry shave?

You know Siu, I don't believe you ever did ask me for a hug, not thats its possible with a 2,000 mile gap. And why not take government handouts? They stole your money with taxes, may as well take some of it back.

Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?

Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?

Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.

What is the best razor for a dry shave?

I use a remington electric shaver with titanium blades, and I've found I bleed the least with that one.

Rhoades Car?http://www.drunkendonkey.net/eng/html/emoticons/giggle.gif

They even have a pickup model!

Let's see, I'll never accept somebody elses limits that they try to impose on ME!

Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?


wouldnt change anything, I will never ever be able to make up for the abuse of autos ive already done, I racked up 1.1 million miles from 1982 to 2001, the next 2-250k will be under my own power

Would using cold water be cheating?

Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.

no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing

I peel bananas from the flower side, not the stem side. (Try it. It works better.)

leg sh

I have no idea what you are saying Pedex:rolleyes:.

Getting drunk is another good one. I had a sip of wine at a wedding about 8 years ago, and that was all. But half an hour later, I desperatley wanted more, and that continued for about 2 months. I won't touch booze.

no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing

Well i am a cheater, i never really drank beer.

You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.

i have never voted, never will, never lived in a trailor home, never will

Never.... hmm... not much that I won't do...

never try to be "normal" like everyone else I guess...
never work for money...
I will never trade my time for money...
never accept other's "can't" and "nevers"
settle... cheat... kill...
treat others as i wouldn't want to be treated

all these double-negatives are hurting my head... I must've been a blond in a past life...

Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?

I'll never believe Michigander is as macho as he thinks he is.

{{hugs****

You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.

Well i consider cheating by saying i never got drunk, will if you never drink there is no possibility getting drunk.

I must've been a blond in a past life...
Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond":p

Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond":p
Danno P3NED!!

I have never smoked and never will.

I will never watch an episode of Big Brother or Survivor.

Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond":p
Danno P3NED!!

male = blond
female = blonde

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HA HA KT pwned!!! (I did it right this time?) :o

I will never smoke
I will never drink
I will never file for unemployment, Medicare, welfare etc

Hey TG.

We FINALLY have something in common!! :)

I will never watch an episode of Big Brother or Survivor.

+1 :D

But then again, I always thought: Never say never, because it will come back to haunt you. :p

Hey TG.

We FINALLY have something in common!! :)
actually isn't that 2 things in common? :p

NOt that anybody's counting :p

+1 :D

But then again, I always thought: Never say never, because it will come back to haunt you. :p
That was on my list of things not to do too, but here I am shacked up in a hotel and I go down to have a sandwhich and I was feeling lonely so i go sit at the bar and see if i can talk to some people and i end up watching a part of one of those reality survivor shows.


Kind of blew that one

actually isn't that 2 things in common? :p

NOt that anybody's counting :p


Uh what's the second thing? I mean...if that list is considered one thing.

There are lots of things that I have done, but will never do again - if that counts.

One that I never have and never will - buy anything broadcast as Pay per View.
Oh - and another - won't ever own a gun.
I thought of a third - won't ever vote for anyone who advocates a pre-emptive war.
and a fourth - I will never die. :D I'm through now

Will never do again:

Drink coffee
Drink alcohol
Take illegal drugs
Smoke (I tried it once)
Buy a big box store bike
Watch "Survivor"
Watch "American Idol"

I will never place arbitrary limits on what I will and won't do.

I will never have a set and firm view of what I think of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I will never die.

and a fourth - I will never die.
Awesome. I'll have someone to play checkers with while I wait for the end of the Universe.

Awesome. I'll have someone to play checkers with while I wait for the end of the Universe.

Sorry. I forgot to mention. I'll never play checkers again. :p Chess will work though. ;)

I will never wear a black belt with brown shoes.
I will never watch General Hospital again (Ice Princess, indeed...Luke and Laura must be hanged).
I will never put diesel in a vehicle that runs on unleaded...again (whoops).
And I will definitely never trip, burn, and pound beers all in the same night...again.

I peel bananas from the flower side, not the stem side. (Try it. It works better.)

I tried that with dinner. Youze was right.

I never watch sitcoms. I've Never taken precription medicine in my adult life ( I'm 38)

i'll never see Titanic

You're so unromantic.

"Jack!!"

"Rose!!"

<argh>

Unromantic maybe, but smart. That movie was about as much fun as watching paint dry.

I don't have cable (or satellite or anything). I have a TV that I occasionally use for DVDs and Playstation, but for nothing else. I won't say "never", because things can always change, but I've been without for over 7 years and I feel I'm doing fine

Unromantic maybe, but smart. That movie was about as much fun as watching paint dry.


I watched it seven times!! You are another unromantic one. But cold hearted as well. You won't even give out hugs!! :mad:

Back when that movie came out I was in middle school. Girls were obsessed with that movie like it was a drug they were addicted to. For some reason, I remember talking to this girl that sat next to me in math, and she said exactly this "its really pathetic, but I've only seen it 6 times".


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You sound like that guy I broke up with who was into guns. No wonder we don't get along.

No, I sound like each and every straight guy in the US.

Straight guy? You don't give hugs. You don't call females. You are not romantic. You are a......a.......(hell I don't know!)

Erghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Blechhh!

Straight guy? You don't give hugs. You don't call females. You are not romantic. You are a......a.......(hell I don't know!)

Erghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Blechhh!


How do you hug someone via the internet?