Foo - Today's tip: Don't hug a panda.

I love that he bit the panda back:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-09/20/content_693263.htm

Wow, he fought with the panda for 15 minutes, and only had a few bite wounds on his legs. He must have some crazy panda-fighting skillz...

Where's the vid?

No vid, just text and pictures...

I know the link is only an article. I want a vid though!

I'll keep an eye out for it...

everybody was panda fighting http://www.giculturalsociety.org/PICTURES/General%20Web%20Photos/musical%20note.jpg

LOL

well I guess Pandas are out. I wonder about grizzly bears though, they look so soft and cute.

Yeah, that's a surefire winner of an idea right there. :lol:

What the snap? youtube is slacking on this one.

I doubt it's mad panda fighting skills. I think the panda just spent 15 minutes roughing him up a little bit. Da godfadda knows, if you teacha da lesson too quickly, it don't sink in so good.

Pandas, man, they could **** you up!

In the meantime, here are some pandas play-fighting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlf5SJ6XjZI

Update from the Chinese news: The guy had about four pints of beer before jumping the fence, and has two kids: A girl (9) and a boy (7). His wife's real age is 35, but her ID claims that she is 29. Curious.

Beer and utter stupidity. Great combination to have.

people in china do some crazy ass **** like that. I really don't understand it.

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people in china do some crazy ass **** like that. I really don't understand it.

I don't think stupidity is confined to China alone. And neither is beer...

I hug on pandas all the time. You just gotta know where they like to be scratched.

"Liquid courage." Ha!

I don't think stupidity is confined to China alone. And neither is beer...

Nah, I know what you're saying. My brother lives in Beijing and tells me about all the crazy stuff people do.

Nah, I know what you're saying. My brother lives in Beijing and tells me about all the crazy stuff people do.

Crazy is certainly the word. You'll think you've got a pretty firm grip on your understanding of this place, then something will come out of left field and remind you that you know absolutely nothing. Also, any country with 1.3 billion people will have a hell of a lot of total wackos.

Edit: Your brother's here? Cool! What does he do, if you don't mind my asking?

Hey! Here we go! It's not the video we were all hoping for, but it's a panda going crazy and ripping off a guy's jacket: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/yjQtgXBp2eU/

I fought the panda and the panda won?

You can't blame the panda. A drunk guy walks into your house and tries to hug you while taking a nap? I know Michigander would shoot him. Me? I'd punch him in the nutz and call the police.

I'd bite his leg and wrasssssle for 15 minutes.

Now, if a drunk GIRL walked into my house and tried to hug me, my answer might be different. . .

Now, if a drunk GIRL walked into my house and tried to hug me, my answer might be different. . .
What if it was me dressed like a drunk girl?

Crazy is certainly the word. You'll think you've got a pretty firm grip on your understanding of this place, then something will come out of left field and remind you that you know absolutely nothing. Also, any country with 1.3 billion people will have a hell of a lot of total wackos.

Edit: Your brother's here? Cool! What does he do, if you don't mind my asking?

He's actually going to be the manager of a gym being built and he teaches English [ESL]. I am so going over there sometime. Thing is, I'd wanna have my road bike, and I doubt I could bring it.

What if it was me dressed like a drunk girl?

I'd probably be likely to treat you as if you were a drunk panda wandering into my house and trying to hug me.

. . . . errr, I mean. . . um, a drunk guy dressed up like a panda. . . . or something. . . .

I'd probably be likely to treat you as if you were a drunk panda wandering into my house and trying to hug me.

. . . . errr, I mean. . . um, a drunk guy dressed up like a panda. . . . or something. . . .
What if I were drunk and dressed up like a panda dressed up like the captain of the swedish bikini team dressed up like a panda?

Why don't you come over and find out? ;)

Why don't you come over and find out? ;)
Cause I don't have a panda/sweedish bikini team captain/panda costume. :(

I'm disappointed, explody. I thought that was exactly the sort of thing that you kept on your moonbase.

What if I were drunk and dressed up like a panda dressed up like the captain of the swedish bikini team dressed up like a panda?

I want to see youtube footage of that.

You just described my fantasy wedding.

:lol: Fantasy Swedish Panda Weddings rock!