Foo - Favorite movie, etc quote

What's your favorite quote from a movie/tv show/song/etc?
It can be funny, absurd, inspirational, whatever.

"I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist."
--Kramer, Seinfeld

"Lets Go!" William Holden in The Wild Bunch

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Bill...for what you did to Ned."

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." - Shawshank Redemption

"Shh!t." --Dr Evil.

"You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A <winces> ****ing liar!" "Bucky, please!" (irate customer in Fargo and his wife)

"Hey Lou, you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford a personalised plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?" "Yeah, that's a good one" (Marge Gunderson and Lou, also from Fargo)

I'm sort of obsessed with that movie, and wrote those out from memory.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler - Caddyshack

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing"
-Tears of the Sun

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler - Caddyshack

Winner.

Monty Python's "The Life of Brian"

While facing certain death, all put up on crosses, the whole group starts singing:
"You've got to look on the bright side of life.....<whistle>"

"I'll be back"- Schwartzanegger, Terminator

"I shall return"- McArthur

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" Gone with the wind

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Jules, Pulp Fiction

Mrs. Doyle: "What would you say to a nice cup of tea, Father?"
Father Jack: "Feck off, cup!"

From Father Ted. That's from memory, so it might be off a bit, but I captured the sentiment.:D

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Jules, Pulp Fiction
Nice......suprised that one didn't jump out at me too. It is one of my favorite movies. :)


Another Monty Python favorite....

"The Salmon Mouuuuuuusse"

"This is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause."

From Star Wars episode III, Revenge of the Sith

"I could never support, or condone violence on any authority figure. Unless they had it coming."

Dave Mustane on Rock Line.

"The Dude abides." -- The Big Lebowski


Or pretty much most of the movie Say Anything... "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."

What's your favorite quote from a movie/tv show/song/etc?
It can be funny, absurd, inspirational, whatever.

"I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist."
--Kramer, Seinfeld

Favorite movie:Actually this is a tie "The Natural" and "Armaggeden".

Favorite song: "baba o'reily" by "The Who".

"****** that ****, you ******** ******* ******** can ***** ** ******* **** ****." -Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Smiley's People, George Smiley as played by Alec Guinness. . .

"I was not here. . .We did not speak."

I told you, I came here to build a bridge.

Zulu.

What has happened to the world, you have every conviences, and yet no time for integrity.

Kate and Leopold

"I promise. I'll never let it go." Rose to Jack as she lets go of his cold dead body to sink into the depths of the water, from "Titanic".

I couldn't help but snicker at that one.

see my sig for one of them

I am Godzilla! And you are Japan! - Steve Buscemi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Buscemi) in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Things_to_Do_in_Denver_When_You%27re_Dead)

"we'll always have paris"

-Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)
Casablanca

"What is this test oh Knights of...Knights who 'til recently said Ni?"

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I don't remember exactly how it goes, but its from the movie, "Billy Jack". Billy Jack is standing face-to-face (6" or so away) to one of the bad guys, he says something like, "I'm going to take this foot <points to right foot>, and kick you on that side of your head <points to right side of his head>, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."

So.... my quote wins right?

So.... my quote wins right?
Negative Ghostrider, that pattern is full:D

"Have nothing in your life that you cannot walk-away from in thirty seconds flat if you see the 'heat' coming around the corner. That's the discipline."

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

Frank-N-Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Lithium is no longer available on credit." ~The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

I don't remember exactly how it goes, but its from the movie, "Billy Jack". Billy Jack is standing face-to-face (6" or so away) to one of the bad guys, he says something like, "I'm going to take this foot <points to right foot>, and kick you on that side of your head <points to right side of his head>, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."
Oh hell yeah!! I don't know why I forgot...I've told people at least a dozen times about that as my favorite movie quote of all-time!! And from my memory, you got it about how I remember it too.

"What is this test oh Knights of...Knights who 'til recently said Ni?"

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

or - my favorite from the same movie... "... Sir Robin bravely ran away..."

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" - Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap

"They taste like burning!" Ralph Wiggum

or - my favorite from the same movie... "... Sir Robin bravely ran away..."

"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes all between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half...."

There is this car commercial, where this guy is underneath an older SUV wrenching on it, and he say's "the milage is getting pretty high, but one day, it'll be all yours." The camera the reveals that he is under the car with his baby who goes on to make cute baby noises.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" - Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap

"These go to eleven."

Negative Ghostrider, that pattern is full:D

My daughters use that line, but isn't it "Negative Maverick, the pattern is full." Maverick was the one wanting to do the fly-by. I could be wrong.

Anyway, my favorite quote was from John Wayne in True Grit: Fill your hand, you son of a b*tch!

Johnny Carson show-

(Some beautiful actress with a rare kitten on her lap): "Would you like to pet my furry puzzy cat?"
(Johnny Carson): "I sure would if you'd get that damn feline off your lap."

The best commercial I ever saw, and only saw it once...It was July 1976. I know this because we had just come back from 2 years in the Azores.

Picture this...2 samari warriors doing battle, and yelling in Japanese (subtitled in English) at each other, each praising the virtues of his particular wrist watch. One had an LED watch (you had to push a button for to see the display, remember?), one had and LCD watch. As they are fighting the one with the LCD watch asks, "What time is it?" The other puts his sword under his arm so he could use his hand to push the button on the watch so the display would light up. Just as he is looking at his watch he realizes that he is toast...he looks up and says, "Uh oh", which is subtitled "Uh oh". The other warrior is poised to cut his head off!!!

So, "Uh oh", I believe, is the greatest line from a TV commercial.

there are so many:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... "

"Ah, negative. I am a meat popsicle."
"I am very dissapointed"

"badges, we don't need no stinkin badges"
"it's twoo, it's twoo"

"You tell 'em I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me!"
"I'm your huckleberry!"

those are just a few. . .

"'tis but a flesh wound!"

"I can eat 50 eggs"

I don't remember exactly how it goes, but its from the movie, "Billy Jack". Billy Jack is standing face-to-face (6" or so away) to one of the bad guys, he says something like, "I'm going to take this foot <points to right foot>, and kick you on that side of your head <points to right side of his head>, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it."


Heres that quote, its always been one of my favorites too!

Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
[points to Posner's right cheek]
Billy Jack: ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
Mr. Posner: Really?
Billy Jack: Really.
[kicks Posner's right cheek, sending him to the ground]

My daughters use that line, but isn't it "Negative Maverick, the pattern is full." Maverick was the one wanting to do the fly-by. I could be wrong.




http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes

Heres that quote

Maverick: Mustang, this is Maverick requesting flyby?
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

there are so many:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... "

"Ah, negative. I am a meat popsicle."
"I am very dissapointed"

"badges, we don't need no stinkin badges"
"it's twoo, it's twoo"

"You tell 'em I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me!"
"I'm your huckleberry!"

those are just a few. . .

As you wish.

Johnny Carson show-

(Some beautiful actress with a rare kitten on her lap): "Would you like to pet my furry puzzy cat?"
(Johnny Carson): "I sure would if you'd get that damn feline off your lap."

I'm pretty sure it was Elizabeth Taylor, and she was not happy with his comeback:)