Mountain Biking - Check out my new bike, tell me how great it is, don't say anything negative though

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i love this new bike...its built like a TANK! :D :p I'm thinking of using it for some light XC race duty since the frame is nearly indestructable, and the fork.....OMG the FORK on this thing just soaks up the bumps from the cobblestones like they're not even there! I know a lot of people aren't into the old-english style bikes, but I don't care what your opinion is. I'm gonna ride DH on this thing and I don't have to listen to you if I don't want to because this is the first bike I've gotten that isn't a hand-me-down from my big sister, and it really hurts my feelings when people say my bike isnt as good as a Trek Session 10. It's all the rider anyhow, so I can do whatever i want to on my new bike.


It's a replacement for my old bike:

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/FSP/FSP114/014008.jpg

I like the old one - fender skirts are teh pimp.

http://pleasant.covblogs.com/archives/lowrider%20bike.jpg

110 spokes a wheel for strength

I like the old one - fender skirts are teh pimp.


I was thinking about taking them off the old bike along with that old-school chain guard and installing them on my new bike.

What about this fly ride, some guy got it a a yard sale for $20.00......

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9179/springride026zv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Never get a shoelace tangled in the chainring again!!!

^^ Yeah what a blinged out POS. Although it looks better now with the all black shock.

This one's built like a tank:

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/uploaded_images/hyanide1-725458.jpg

What about this fly ride, some guy got it a a yard sale for $20.00......

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9179/springride026zv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wow that bike is a POS, for $20 you got ripped.

Wow that bike is a POS, for $20 you got ripped.


Yah and that rattle can paint job sucks.

Id bet my new bike can take that one in the pic....my bike is built like a TANK and can take anything I can throw at it :P

http://marc.merlins.org/perso/bm/2005/Pix/135_Bikes.jpg

Im always winning by a nose.

http://static.flickr.com/14/15534480_8735efb63a_m.jpg


i love this new bike...its built like a TANK! :D :p I'm thinking of using it for some light XC race duty since the frame is nearly indestructable, and the fork.....OMG the FORK on this thing just soaks up the bumps from the cobblestones like they're not even there! I know a lot of people aren't into the old-english style bikes, but I don't care what your opinion is. I'm gonna ride DH on this thing and I don't have to listen to you if I don't want to because this is the first bike I've gotten that isn't a hand-me-down from my big sister, and it really hurts my feelings when people say my bike isnt as good as a Trek Session 10. It's all the rider anyhow, so I can do whatever i want to on my new bike.


Well, if you tru the front wheel, adjust the fenders and tune the grommet valve I think it will make a great DH bike. But if the grommet valve can't be tuned, your in deep trouble.

LMAO crash, Lmao. Nuff said.

Nuff said.

Wow that bike is a POS, for $20 you got ripped.

Wow, what are you on?! That Banshee worth at least like 10 thousand dollars! For $20 that is a heck of a deal!



My sense of humor fell out of my back pocket when I was riding... Luckily someone returned it to the lost and found!

jkjk

LMAO crash, Lmao. Nuff said.

Nuff said.


You like my particular brand of sarcasm i take it? heh:D

Wow, what are you on?! That Banshee worth at least like 10 thousand dollars! For $20 that is a heck of a deal!



My sense of humor fell out of my back pocket when I was riding... Luckily someone returned it to the lost and found!

jkjk


It doesnt matter! MY bike is what we're all supposed to be drooling over here! How DARE you come into a thread that is supposed to be all about ME and talk about other bikes that are more expensive and better suited to trail riding than mine?!

I'm in the NAVY so show some RESPECT. Just because I ride in a boat that is long, hard, and full of seamen doesnt mean I don't know everything about bikes even though this is my first bike that didn't come from Santa Claus. Hell, I even got some pink fuzzy bunny slippers from my grandma to match the hardcore paintjob! The navy taught me that if I go to a public forum and TALK ALL LOUD AND USE LOTS OF CUSS WORDS, then people will think I'm all hardcore. I learned that from a friend of mine. He said that if I cuss a lot, everyone will think I can kick their arse and that I'm really hardcore!

I don't care if my bike costs me the effort to pull it out of the city dump...it's PERFECT for what I plan on doing with it, and is better than anything YOU ride anyhow! Besides, its built like a TANK!

holy shlt dude... you are way hardcore!

holy shlt dude... you are way hardcore!

yeah i know. The f-in navy RULES, man.

Don't talk s..t about my bike or I'll get really angry and type at you even FASTER!

Your bike sucks. Piece of crap blue Kona. *runs and hides.....* :D

Your bike sucks. Piece of crap blue Kona. *runs and hides.....* :D


that's not a KONA. I'd never be caught dead on a kona! besides, my bike is BETTER than a kona!

Say something else about my bike and I'll kick your teeth in...and maybe start typing in all caps or something.

Yeah I hate Konas too. Cheap bikes I tellya.

edited out by CV

yes...I was kidding Siu.

what state ya from anyhoo?

Eww I just noticed your avatar...............I had to squint but....EWWWWWWWWW!!!


Cali.

cali is nice, I used to live in san clemente.

what state ya from anyhoo?

state of total disarray

Can't we all just get along?

i have a kona

Hell, I even got some pink fuzzy bunny slippers from my grandma to match the hardcore paintjob!


I hope they are spd compatible. Otherwise you won't have a chance racing downhill on that bike! Also, I highly recomend some high quality, lightweigh streamers coming off the grips!

i have a kona

Now you're in trouble! This thread isn't about you, nobody care's what you ride. It's all about the OP. ;)

Can't we all just get along?


Okay, Rodney.


(ha ha! Saw the popcorn in the other thread - that was MY line.....:lol: )

i have a kona


Konas suck eggs.

Konas suck eggs.


You tell him....he should get a stumpjumper.

No bike is complete without spoky dokes.

Konas suck eggs.

Agreed. Kona = Krap.

Now you're in trouble! This thread isn't about you, nobody care's what you ride. It's all about the OP. ;)

that's RIGHT.


Now just tell me how awsome my new bike is over and over and over again...but dont say anything negative about it.

Eww I just noticed your avatar...............I had to squint but....EWWWWWWWWW!!!


Cali.


LOL!!! I actually laughed at what you said....

Teh boobies 4re teh roxx0rz!

hey...she's hot. Stop makin fun of mah woman ! LMAO!

LOL!!! I actually laughed at what you said....

Teh boobies 4re teh roxx0rz!

hey...she's hot. Stop makin fun of mah woman ! LMAO!
I love those gigantic round things!!!! They make me so h0rny.

Those wheels of course.

lol

so soft and plush....I like to pump em whenever I get the chance.

The tires of course.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: you hurt me

you make me cry :cry: :cry: :cry:

that's RIGHT.


Now just tell me how awsome my new bike is over and over and over again...but dont say anything negative about it.

Your bike be soooooooooo awsome. That baby is built like a sherman tank! I bet you are the best rider in the world as well......well other than me(the freeride world revolves around me).Your really awsome to ride a bike sooooooo cool and share pics with everyone. If I ever meet you in person I'm gonna get my pic made with your bike. That is the GOD OF ALL BIKES!

Okay, Rodney.


(ha ha! Saw the popcorn in the other thread - that was MY line.....:lol: )

Feel free to use that photo in any thread. I'm also fond of using an image of Ban deodorant, and Loctite brand thread locker.


And boys, don't push the boundaries of good taste any further than you already have.

My Treks kick all your bikes asses simultaneously.

Feel free to use that photo in any thread. I'm also fond of using an image of Ban deodorant, and Loctite brand thread locker.


And boys, don't push the boundaries of good taste any further than you already have.

My good taste knows no boundries.

Your bike be soooooooooo awsome. That baby is built like a sherman tank! I bet you are the best rider in the world as well......well other than me(the freeride world revolves around me).Your really awsome to ride a bike sooooooo cool and share pics with everyone. If I ever meet you in person I'm gonna get my pic made with your bike. That is the GOD OF ALL BIKES!


thank you for finally saying what the entire board has been thinking all along....:D


My bike is a TANK...and the NAVY rules.....and I'm a HARDCORE guy that will KICK YOUR ASS if you say anything bad about my bike!!!!!!!

/okay...I'm done channeling armyrider.

Feel free to use that photo in any thread. I'm also fond of using an image of Ban deodorant, and Loctite brand thread locker.


And boys, don't push the boundaries of good taste any further than you already have.


Boys? Where do you see BOYS? I'm in the NAVY...I'm a MAN, and I will type at you louder if you dont show me respect and bow down and kiss the ground my bike rolls on.

CV.. you made this thread your b1tch.

CV.. you made this thread your b1tch.


yeah I know...I totally PWNED this mother didnt I

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I'm thinking we need to allow larger avatar images...