Northern California - Why shouldn't you run over a Raider fan who's on a bicycle?

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cjbruin
09-30-06, 11:51 PM
It might be your bicycle :)


goaliedad30
10-01-06, 10:20 AM
Might damage the suspension on your car ...

Rushfan
10-01-06, 12:57 PM
For his sake, I hope I never see Al Davis riding a bike while I'm driving...


kylecrispin
10-06-06, 08:04 AM
Breaking News!!!


Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!

goaliedad30
10-06-06, 04:46 PM
A young Oakland boy was rescued by police officers, who determined that both his mother and father had been beating him. At the hearing to determine where to place the boy, the judge suggested his aunt & uncle. The boy responded, "No sir, they beat me too". The judge then suggested the boy's older brother. "Oh, sir, he beats me worse than my parents", replied the boy. The judge made several more suggestions, and it turned out that every relative the boy had would beat him.

Frustrated, the judge retired to his chambers to think through the situation. When he returned after deliberating, he awarded custody of the boy to the Oakland Raiders, whom he determined could clearly never beat anyone.

spambait11
11-12-06, 11:16 PM
Damn, y'all. So rude yet so true.

At least the A's are coming to Fremont. :D

Dalton
11-13-06, 09:47 PM
His pitbull could bite you.

charlisity
11-17-06, 02:57 PM
His gun could go off and injure you.

charlisity
11-17-06, 02:58 PM
You might get some Raider fan on your car.

charlisity
11-17-06, 03:00 PM
Your bumpers aren't strong enough to fend off the other Raider fans avenging the death of the first.

Dalton
11-17-06, 08:04 PM
charlisity makes some excellent points.

tomcryar
11-17-06, 08:07 PM
'cause you have to feel sorry for them.......they're only one step above the Buc's!

Dalton
11-17-06, 08:07 PM
His knife could poke a hole in your tire.

Dalton
11-17-06, 08:08 PM
'cause you have to feel sorry for them.......they're only one step above the Buc's!

Snap

dauphin
11-17-06, 08:10 PM
it's hard to find air escaping from the black hole?

kylecrispin
11-20-06, 07:50 AM
Ouch...

they have lost by one touchdown or less in the last 4 (at least) games...ouch

TacoPropelled
11-26-06, 11:39 AM
'Cause even after you do, you'll still be ashamed of your (soon to be) Santa Clara 'Niners.

Randomus
11-26-06, 09:39 PM
Breaking News!!!


Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again! :D :D

spingineer
12-31-06, 01:31 PM
At least the A's are coming to Fremont. :D

You call that a good thing? As if Fremont isn't busy enough ... 880 by Dixon Landing will become a parking lot, instead of a slow crawl.

Mr. Gear Jammer
01-06-07, 05:43 PM
It might be your bicycle :)

Becuase they are going to the playoffs next year:D . 3rd best defence in the NFL, young quarter back. Offence is lacking a offensive line that is their major problem right now, which can be addressed by the draft.

Siu Blue Wind
01-07-07, 05:08 AM
because their only fan couldn't go to the game...

Mr. Gear Jammer
01-07-07, 02:55 PM
because their only fan couldn't go to the game...

They still have many people that go to their games despite their struggles in the past couple of seaons.