Foo - Homecoming ideas.

So i want to ask this girl to homecoming. and i'd be perfectly fine with just going up to her and asking. but at my school thast not the way it works, you ahve to do somthing "cute" and such.

any ideas?

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Cute?

Dress up like a gerbel and ask...hell I don't now. I don't do "cute" very well. ;)

What kind of school do you go to? Having to act "cute" to ask a girl out, that's ridiculous!!

Dress up like a squrrill and show her your nuts

Okay, first, you should sneak into her house. If it means breaking in, that's okay. It's not like you're there to do anything illegal.

Then go into her bedroom and hide under the bed. Make sure you stay really, really quiet. I guess you'll probably have to do this in the middle of the day when no one's home.

Okay, so you should just stay there under the bed and wait for a good, opportune moment to ask her to homecoming. If she changes clothes in the room while you're still under the bed, so much the better. She'll admire you all the more for not peeking at her.

Then, wait until she's going to bed. After she's turned out the light, wait about fifteen minutes. Then, pop out and ask her to homecoming. I'm sure she'll scream her acceptance.

You are all useless!! My sister's date wrote "Will you go with ____ _____ to homecoming?" and cut the sentence apart and put each slip of paper in a balloon, then filled her locker with a bunch of balloons, so she had to pop the balloons, find the papers, put them together to find out who was asking her.

Plus, Pedro had it right, cake is a good way to ask. Mmm, cake.

"This is pretty much the greatest dance I've ever been to."
-Napoleon Dynamite

Dress up like a squrrill and show her your nuts


not quite a squirell.......but like this (http://www.punk.org.ua/pict/cid_image001.gif)?


edit.....beware of nuts......

:roflmao:


Isn't that how you know you're not in your clique :p

Screw cute, be a manly John Wayne/ Indiana Jones type and ask her. Leave the cute thing to the nerds and future frat boys.(Male on male spanking is real cute.)

Come in dressed like a cowboy on a horse and ask her.

Ooo ooo new idea. Don't ask her, just be like, "You! We're going to homecoming, I'll pick you up at 7pm."

How bout: "homecoming-front door-8O'clock" and walk away

So i want to ask this girl to homecoming. and i'd be perfectly fine with just going up to her and asking. but at my school thast not the way it works, you ahve to do somthing "cute" and such.

any ideas?

Yeah, do something VERY public so you will be completely humiliated when you get shot down.

make her a myspace with a name saying something relating to h/c and a nice picture of like a heart or something.

The doing something really outragous is only good if you know the person and are pretty sure she will say yes, then you just want to add a nice touch.

if its a complete stranger then just stick to asking her straight up, no use spending time and effort to get shot down.

Wear a mum with lights on it=D

not quite a squirell.......but like this (http://www.punk.org.ua/pict/cid_image001.gif)?


edit.....beware of nuts......
I was thinking more like this...


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I was thinking more like this...


http://www.companyv.com/who/workouts.jpg
Remember though, this image could be the result of some of the suggestions on this thread:
http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06394/SquirrelFoo.jpg (http://xs.to)

Just be yourself! Going all cute and phony will just leave ya hangin out there with your feelings in the breeze and feeling like a fool!

There are lots of nice things to do for her. First do you really like this girl?? If so then be a gentleman. Bring a rose to school and make her a note asking her, if you can try to put in it her locker. A rose won't cost you much and its a simple gesture. Or you can get a dozen roses and make a nice note and put it in her car??? I saw this on MTV's two adays. It worked for that guy.
You could decorate her car NICELY and ask her that way.
Gosh have we all loss our creativity in this world.
If you know her really well and she knows you do somethng that you both love and ask her then. Little things go a LONG LONG way and I bet she will accept if your a sweetheart about it. :)

Goodluck.

Use lighter fluid to write your invitation in her front yard. After it gets dark, ring her door bell, light the lighter fluid and stand back and watch the emotions fly across her and her parents faces. Or rent a suit of armor and and a horse and ride up and ask her to be your homecoming princess.

Screw cute, be a manly John Wayne/ Indiana Jones type and ask her. Leave the cute thing to the nerds and future frat boys.(Male on male spanking is real cute.)

I have to agree here. Think "outside" the box. And in this case, since being cutsie has become the norm, it's now the "inside the box" way of thinking.

You could have a flower in hand and still meet the "retrosexual" (read: manly or look here: http://www.radical-conservative.org/retrosexual.html) requirements of not being too cutsie, though if she says no, then you're stuck doing the walk of shame with a flower in your hand.

Walk up to her. Touch index fingers to temples, look her in the eyes and say. "I had a premonition. When I ask you to be my date for Homecoming, you will say..." then pause long enough to read her reaction - which hopefully will be "yes".

There are lots of nice things to do for her. First do you really like this girl?? If so then be a gentleman. Bring a rose to school and make her a note asking her, if you can try to put in it her locker. A rose won't cost you much and its a simple gesture. Or you can get a dozen roses and make a nice note and put it in her car??? I saw this on MTV's two adays. It worked for that guy.
You could decorate her car NICELY and ask her that way.
Gosh have we all loss our creativity in this world.
If you know her really well and she knows you do somethng that you both love and ask her then. Little things go a LONG LONG way and I bet she will accept if your a sweetheart about it. :)

Goodluck.

I gotta agree with snowy.

if you know yourself...be yourself, if she doesn't like that then you have saved much wasted time and energy

if you know yourself...be yourself, if she doesn't like that then you have saved much wasted time and energy
Or be someone else, someone better than you, and then slowly transition to the real you so she doesn't notice until it's way, way too late.

I like the balloon idea. That's cool. Hiding under her bed? Not so much.

Here's one: Write her a poem. A bad poem. Worse than that. Full of hearts and rainbows and flowers and unicorns and love. Make sure it rhymes. Then read it to her over the school's PA system. You could sing it to her if you wish. End your recitation by asking her to Homecoming.

There's no easy answer. A lot of canned "do this, do that" PUA techniques require the shotgun approach of hitting up a lot of women. It's like making cold-calls for sales, you'll hit a certain percentage when you blast the entire field. And yes, there are high-probability techniques because, in general, most women do tend to like similar things.

However, it this case, you're going for the sniper approach, one-shot only, for one-kill. You need a customized specific solution for this particular case. It depends upon the character you're dealing with, every chic's different. So stuff your tongue back in your mouth and zip up your jeans and just watch her for a while. Observe how she carries herself, how she moves, her posture, the gestures she makes. Learn more about her from her friends, family, ex-boyfriends, etc. Sometime will come to you... :)

There are also multiple levels of interactions as well, such as intellectual, emotional, subconcious and primal instincts. Work on all of them simultaneously and some may actually need to be in opposing directions. You may need to do and say a certain thing, but your body-language may need to be saying something else.... If you do what everyone else does, you'll get the exact same result as them. ;)

Usually less is more, it's the little things that can have a big impact. Choosing one word over another when talking. A smirk instead of a smile. Looking right instead of left, etc, etc, etc... Remember that what a woman intellectually "wants" only comes into play much later, only after what emotionally/primaly "attracts" her has turned her on... Older more experienced women may have reconciled and harmonized these two areas, but at the high-school/college level? Just turn them on with animal attraction and it's all downhill from there... Good luck!

BTW - be sincere (not the same as being honest), only say or do something if you really feel and mean it. Be true to yourself.

Try to have sex with her mom, first.

And her boss, if she has one.

... though if she says no, then you're stuck doing the walk of shame with a flower in your hand.
Bonus I say, as long as you asked in a semi private place. A rose in hand bears no name, just go down your top list untill you find a girl who keeps the rose (Don't hand it over untill the yes, it's payment not a gift.:p )


How bout: "homecoming-front door-8O'clock" and walk away It's worked before. A lot of women will say it doesn't and go BLA BLA BLA BLA when asked if this would work in conversation, but in practice they become submissive or curious or both, maybe just stunned into going through the steps. [My limited psychology education is used for ee-vile and ee-vile only.]