Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:20 AM
Patient: "Help me, Doc! I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!"
Psychiatrist: "Relax, you're two tents."
Psychiatrist: "Relax, you're two tents."
Jokes & Humor - Tents
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Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:22 AM
Why did the velociraptor cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:25 AM
Why did the velociraptor fail to cross the road?
Civil engineers hadn't evolved yet.
Civil engineers hadn't evolved yet.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:27 AM
Why did the medium Madame Ouspensky cross the road?
To cross over to the "other side".
To cross over to the "other side".
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:28 AM
Why doesn't Fox News ever cross the road?
They don't know there's another side.
They don't know there's another side.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 01:37 AM
Why did the cyclist cross the road?
Surely you're aware of DLLP (dynamic lateral lane positioning)!?!
Surely you're aware of DLLP (dynamic lateral lane positioning)!?!
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:11 AM
Why did Poppaspoke cross the road?
To pick up a sixpack from the Jiffymart.
To pick up a sixpack from the Jiffymart.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:16 AM
Why did the paranoic cross the road?
What road? Who's asking?
What road? Who's asking?
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:22 AM
Why did Martin Van Buren cross the road?
No one really knows or cares.
No one really knows or cares.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:29 AM
I warn you, I'm not going to stop unless you deliver
$100 in unmarked bills (or the equivalent in
Guiness) at the pre-arraged drop point.
$100 in unmarked bills (or the equivalent in
Guiness) at the pre-arraged drop point.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:30 AM
Why did the Tupolev Design Bureau cross the road?
To reverse-engineer it.
To reverse-engineer it.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:37 AM
Why did Phillip K. Dick cross the road?
He had already forseen he would do so
and felt powerless to stop himself.
He had already forseen he would do so
and felt powerless to stop himself.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:44 AM
Why did John Donne cross the road?
Ask not for whom the toll road tolls. It tolls for thee.
Ask not for whom the toll road tolls. It tolls for thee.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:52 AM
Why did Batman cross the road?
To jump in the Batmobile, speed home to the Batcave,
and race to the Batroom.
To jump in the Batmobile, speed home to the Batcave,
and race to the Batroom.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 02:58 AM
Why did Elmer Fudd cross the road?
He was following wabbit twacks.
He was following wabbit twacks.
Poppaspoke
10-05-06, 03:05 AM
The previous posts demonstrate the heartbreak of insomnia
and the awful consequences to innocent bystanders. I'd take
an Ambien but I fear somnambulatory road crossings.
and the awful consequences to innocent bystanders. I'd take
an Ambien but I fear somnambulatory road crossings.
jsharr
10-05-06, 09:34 AM
I warn you, I'm not going to stop unless you deliver
$100 in unmarked bills (or the equivalent in
Guiness) at the pre-arraged drop point.
I just dropped off $90 in quarters and a six of Guiness across the road from you.
$100 in unmarked bills (or the equivalent in
Guiness) at the pre-arraged drop point.
I just dropped off $90 in quarters and a six of Guiness across the road from you.
BroMax
10-05-06, 01:37 PM
Ambien gives me a hangover, their advertising notwithstanding.
Why did the [man][woman]cross the road?
Why does a [man][woman] do anything?
Why did the [man][woman]cross the road?
Why does a [man][woman] do anything?
BroMax
10-05-06, 02:41 PM
Poor Taste Alert:
Do not scroll down if you do not like dead baby jokes.
You have been warned!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Do not scroll down if you do not like dead baby jokes.
You have been warned!
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
peterbarson
10-12-06, 08:19 PM
since this started as a tent joke thread, I'll bring it back.
my girlfriend and I went camping.
It was F'ing "in tents"
my girlfriend and I went camping.
It was F'ing "in tents"
rollotheclown
03-17-07, 07:39 AM
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the deer how its done!
to show the deer how its done!
svt4cam
03-18-07, 02:54 PM
Well the dead baby joke was somewhat funny
Torgrot
03-22-07, 03:05 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the deer how its done!
In Virginia the chicken is showing the possum.
On the other hand what is the sound of a possum at night?
Thump Thump.
torgrot
to show the deer how its done!
In Virginia the chicken is showing the possum.
On the other hand what is the sound of a possum at night?
Thump Thump.
torgrot