Foo - Re a comment I have in one of my threads in Clydes!

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Tom Stormcrowe
10-05-06, 07:10 PM
I started a thread over there and immediately hijacked my own thread! A thought occurred to me!

Picture if you will, a Clydesdale and Athena ride....(Remember, I'm a Clyde, myself!

We arrive in a small town in Indiana about 1-200 strong and descend on the one and only Chinese All you can eat buffet after a 60+ mile day in loaded touring bikes! Imagine the panic on the restaraunteurs face!

Anybody care to guess the kitchen dialogue?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-095.gif

free_pizza
10-05-06, 07:13 PM
Anybody care to guess the kitchen dialogue?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-095.gif
Kitchen Manager: "I told you this day would come people, but you wouldnt believe me!"
explody pup
10-05-06, 07:14 PM
Anybody care to guess the kitchen dialogue?
"You idiot! I told you to order extra rat meat last week! You're useless!"

*tosses cigarette butt in General Tso's Chicken*

"Alright, you and Kim go through the dumpster and find as many leftovers as you can. I'm going to the animal shelter. We'll get through this!"

Snuffleupagus
10-05-06, 07:21 PM
You go now! You like Shamu! You eat for four hour! You scare wife! You go now!

Mmmmm...chinese buffet...I could go for some vegetable fried rice.
Tom Stormcrowe
10-05-06, 07:22 PM
I suspect that whether Clyde or Greyhound cyclist, it would become an all the food you can find restaraunt rather than an all you can eat!
Stacey
10-05-06, 08:05 PM
"You idiot! I told you to order extra rat meat last week! You're useless!"

*tosses cigarette butt in General Tso's Chicken*

"Alright, you and Kim go through the dumpster and find as many leftovers as you can. I'm going to the animal shelter. We'll get through this!"


You did of course, mean CAT, right? <grrrrr>
Serendipper
10-05-06, 08:08 PM
Rats don't growl, they squeak. Threads that offend everybody are fun, so I'll add some inappropriate humour about speech-impaired black and hispanic old homosexual people in wheelchairs.


"D-d-d-damn, homie....d-d-dem sum big ass supa-heroes right dere!"

"Orale', essssay. Esss like sumtheeeng you would seeee een ay moovie, or summpthin'!"

*spins wheelchair around and starts to crump dance*
Siu Blue Wind
10-05-06, 08:38 PM
You go now! You like Shamu! You eat for four hour! You scare wife! You go now!

Mmmmm...chinese buffet...I could go for some vegetable fried rice.


:roflmao:
explody pup
10-05-06, 08:38 PM
You did of course, mean CAT, right? <grrrrr>
Sadly, no. That's why I don't eat at Chinese Buffets. It breaks my moral code of "harm no rat."