Foo - The Corny Biking Song Thread

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Ritehsedad
10-06-06, 11:11 AM
I think this one certainly fills the bill. My apologies to the Star Land Vocal Band. To the tune of "Afternoon Delight" I give you "Winter's Day Delight.

Please don't throw rotten fruit.

Gonna ride my bikey, gonna ride it right
‘Cause my ride's gonna be a winter’s day delight!
My motto's always been; a winter day’s alright.
So why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day,
And you know the bike is gonna be there any way.

Snot rockets in flight. Winter’s day delight! Winter’s day delight.

Thinkin' of a ride’s workin' up an appetite
looking forward to a little winter's day delight.
Putting rubber on the pavement will make the sparks ignite
and the thought of riding is getting so exciting.

Snot rockets in flight. Winter’s day delight. Winter’s day delight.
Snot rockets in flight. Winter’s day delight. Winter’s day delight.

OK, your turn.


blonduathlongrl
10-06-06, 11:15 AM
gonna ride your bike,
gonna ride it alone, gonna ride it in the snow,
Id rather eat a crow
it's a winter's day delight?
I must of missed my flight!

gbcb
10-06-06, 08:34 PM
I often think of Missy Elliott's "Lick Shots" when I'm riding my folder...

...
I know you feel me though
Ya hatin on me but you hear me though
20 inch rims sittin crazy low
AHHHH! I'm a crazy ho.
...

Just substitute "wheels" for "rims". It would actually work better for a 'bent rider, since I'm actually sitting up pretty high.


Hobartlemagne
10-06-06, 08:36 PM
I like the "I hate cars" song they play sometimes on "the Bike Show" on UK resonance radio