Foo - Okay here is a question for ya.

This is for BDG. :)

So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.;)

Everyone's older than me. So not really. Except this snowy chick, once I saw she was a brunette it was all over.

Brunettes are cool girls too. :) We can be pretty wild I hear!!!!!! :)

Brunettes are cool girls too.
Brunettes >> Blondes/Redheads/Blueheads/Bedheads

Brunettes >> Blondes/Redheads/Blueheads/Bedheads
Agreed. Blond girls are fake and yucky.

Brunettes are cool girls too. :) We can be pretty wild I hear!!!!!! :)


And we have big hearts, too. :love:

Yeah, brunettes are cool, but I'll bang any chick that walks. I'd bang a paralyzed chick too. Everybody knows that.

I'll bang any chick that walks. I'd bang a paralyzed chick too. Everybody knows that.How about an amputee with no limbs, eh? You can roll 'em around really easily.


So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.;)Ohh gross! I haven't seen any of youse yet, the idea of hookin' up with sweaty biker chics just doesn't appeal to me... Besides, none of pictures you've sent me look any good... keep on dreamin'.

Ohh gross! I haven't seen any of youse yet, the idea of hookin' up with sweaty biker chics just doesn't appeal to me... Besides, none of pictures you've sent me look any good...


Who says the sweat is from biking? ;) And you couldn't see the pic right because of all that sweat in your eyes. :D

So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.;)

I'd get my groove on with myself. I'm the only one here good enough for me. Maybe A.Troll too...

I would have all of you If I could.

Just not all at once. One at a time, to savor each precious moment. To explore every inch of skin...

Oh my...creepy! :eek:

Oh my...creepy! :eek:

Let be be more specific...I would have all of the women.

That's still creepy. Lol

Let be be more specific...I would have all of the women.

yeah that was pretty creepy dude.

Yeah, brunettes are cool, but I'll bang any chick that walks. I'd bang a paralyzed chick too. Everybody knows that.

+1
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Maybe the question would be better stated something like:

"Based on their foo personality, who do you find sexy and/or fun to flirt with?"

Names that come to mind for me:

Eboo (of course my sweet, smart, sexy librarian)
Snowy (yes, you baby...smart paralegal type....yeah, that works)
Lauren (another smart girl, but with a bit of a wild side too)

I guess my tastes lean more toward brunettes, and gotta be smart women.

I think Siu and Stacey are hawt...but come on, they're my sisters. ;)

I would have all of you If I could.

Just not all at once. One at a time, to savor each precious moment. To explore every inch of skin...
Same here, except all at once.

this thread can go nowhere but wrong....




.... hang on while I go pop some popcorn!




.... okay, I'm back.... please continue.

Danno you WERE my favorite until now;) :p

yeah that was pretty creepy dude.

It's a shame when passion and honesty eqate "creepiness".

Perhaps you men should travel more often, see the world. Live life like you mean it, not for some arbitrary standard of "normal".

It's the normal people that I find creepy. What are you hiding, I wonder? I have no secrets. My truth is more scandalous than any lie I might invent.

Same here, except all at once.
and dressed as zombies

Ohh gross! I haven't seen any of youse yet, the idea of hookin' up with sweaty biker chics just doesn't appeal to me... Besides, none of pictures you've sent me look any good... keep on dreamin'.
Considering this is a bicycling forum.....I would hope that most "chicks" here are "biker chicks" and probably ride enough to sweat. I don't have a problem with that...quite a turn on actually. :)

and dressed as zombies
Nah. Either real zombies or real women. There is no in between.

KT you know that real girls sweat anyhoo. :) We like you. :)

Nah. Either real zombies or real women. There is no in between.
but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?

I like sweaty women.

Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.

but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?
The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

Or maybe chocolate sauce.

I like sweaty women.

Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.
yes dripping sweat while trying to hold something fried, a vat of soda and a Marlboro is not sexy. Covered in a sheen of perspiration from mutal physical exertion is sexy.

The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

Or maybe chocolate sauce.
But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.

But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.
You're right. Olive oil.

who would I want to get my groove on with?

Well, the line forms there, and I'll have applications ready to fill out. Thanks.

I see that there are still real men about, that aren't afraid of women...I was just about to take a short recess from the prudes.

Ah, the tempature is dropping, so I'll be setting off on a ride anyway.

I will say that some women here intruige me more than others. There's nothing like a girl with an adventurous spirit and athletic prowess. Imagine what that's like in other, more intimate situations.

Anything more graphic ceases to be sexy.

There's nothing like a girl with an adventurous spirit and athletic prowess.
Absolutely. Nothing finer and more rare (at least around here).

You are so cool, Serendipper. :)

I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that

who would I want to get my groove on with?

Well, the line forms there, and I'll have applications ready to fill out. Thanks.

:lol:

I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that


1. Don't drink
2. No hair dye
3. Don't wear make up
4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
5. Don't like too short of a skirt
6. Like my legs nekkid
7. Heels are bad for the feet
8. No cleavage problem here
9. Don't smoke

I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off! :p

I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that

Yikes that sounds like a Halloween costume.:eek:

1. Don't drink
2. No hair dye
3. Don't wear make up
4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
5. Don't like too short of a skirt
6. Like my legs nekkid
7. Heels are bad for the feet
8. No cleavage problem here
9. Don't smoke

I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off! :p

Girl you need to get with the program! We need to get you trashified. PM me your address for 1 free copy of trailer park 101 for dummies.

Somethings are better left unsaid...

This is for BDG. :)

So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.;)
hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?:eek:

I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that
Yeah, oh wait, you said women, never mind....

This is for BDG. :)

So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.;)
ohh I get it now! :lol:
you mean it's for me cause i asked everyone to come up with threads! :)
OK like a crush? if i wasnt married or if this wouldnt get me in trouble to say so kind of thing?:)

Somethings are better left unsaid...


Awww, come on! :p

hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?:eek:

Who me?? No way. :)

Honestly? My answer is **********. There are you happy? Please don't spread it around.

there is actually only one guy that I find different.
I have no idea what he looks like and it doesnt matter.
but I guess you could say I have a crush on his mind :)
there is only one like him.
safe answer?

Honestly? My answer is **********. There are you happy? Please don't spread it around.

Hmmmmm I wonder who that could be??

Brunettes are cool girls too. :) We can be pretty wild I hear!!!!!! :) actually all my friends are brunettes and they are wilder then me!:p