Foo - Anagrams!!!
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10-08-06, 12:31 PM
Mother-in-law - woman hitler
Elvis Presley - Presley lives
Desperation - a rope ends it
Eleven plus two - twelve plus one
Funeral - real fun
Information superhighway - a rough wimper of insanity
California - African oil
Vanilla Pepsi - nipple saliva
Austin Powers - power us satin
John Kerry - horny jerk
Osama Bin Laden - an Islam bad one, anal media slob, a damn alien S.O.B.
Justin Timberlake - im a jerk, but listen
The Simpsons - mens hot piss
Punishment - nine thumps
Porn is good - dong is poor
Halloween - awe hell no!
Cats meow - cows mate
Prostitute - tourist pet
Spiro Agnew - grow a penis
Enduring - nude grin
Pi r squared (the formula for finding the area of a circle) - squid raper
Detroit Redwings - wetting disorder
You can try and prove that these are not anagrams, but they are, so dont waste your time trying to!
10-08-06, 12:35 PM
*creates a programt that disproves that they are anagrams :p
Some of those are damn funny.
10-08-06, 12:39 PM
I googled one up...I think this is the same as the one from a joke I was emailed (probably years ago). A few overlap.
Dormitory == Dirty Room
Evangelist == Evil's Agent
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush == He bugs Gore
Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan == A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer
The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty
And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil A. Armstrong.
== A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
10-08-06, 12:41 PM
What about anagrams of your names? One that works for mine is "Aberrant Wild Hag". Throw in my middle name and you get "Hard Bilateral Whipping"
10-08-06, 07:33 PM
back in uni the "computer science" faculty had its name up against the window facing outwards, with each letter printed on a separate A4 sheet.
we soon fixed it to "rectum spice cone"
Armistead Maupin did not realize that his character Anna Madrigal was an anagram for "a man and a girl" in his serial story Tales of the City until a reader wrote to inform him. In a subsequent story, Anna Madrigal reveals that she is a transsexual.
10-09-06, 01:26 AM
Decode the following anagrams of NFL teams:
Nice Shaky Fascist
Now Gay Stinker
Fatal Snot Canal
Gosh! Rancid Grease!
Plain Sadistic Loon
Slow and Penetrating
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