Foo - Anagrams!!!

Mother-in-law - woman hitler
Elvis Presley - Presley lives
Desperation - a rope ends it
Eleven plus two - twelve plus one
Funeral - real fun
Information superhighway - a rough wimper of insanity
California - African oil
Vanilla Pepsi - nipple saliva
Austin Powers - power us satin
John Kerry - horny jerk
Osama Bin Laden - an Islam bad one, anal media slob, a damn alien S.O.B.
Justin Timberlake - im a jerk, but listen
The Simpsons - mens hot piss
Punishment - nine thumps
Porn is good - dong is poor
Halloween - awe hell no!
Cats meow - cows mate
Prostitute - tourist pet
Spiro Agnew - grow a penis
Enduring - nude grin
Pi r squared (the formula for finding the area of a circle) - squid raper
Detroit Redwings - wetting disorder
You can try and prove that these are not anagrams, but they are, so dont waste your time trying to!

*creates a programt that disproves that they are anagrams :p
Some of those are damn funny.

I googled one up...I think this is the same as the one from a joke I was emailed (probably years ago). A few overlap.



Dormitory == Dirty Room

Evangelist == Evil's Agent

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush == He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

Ronald Reagan == A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer

The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty


And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil A. Armstrong.
== A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Hahahaha

funny lol.

What about anagrams of your names? One that works for mine is "Aberrant Wild Hag". Throw in my middle name and you get "Hard Bilateral Whipping"

back in uni the "computer science" faculty had its name up against the window facing outwards, with each letter printed on a separate A4 sheet.

we soon fixed it to "rectum spice cone"

Armistead Maupin did not realize that his character Anna Madrigal was an anagram for "a man and a girl" in his serial story Tales of the City until a reader wrote to inform him. In a subsequent story, Anna Madrigal reveals that she is a transsexual.

Decode the following anagrams of NFL teams:

Nice Shaky Fascist
Now Gay Stinker
Fatal Snot Canal
Gosh! Rancid Grease!
Plain Sadistic Loon
Slow and Penetrating