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Olebiker
10-09-06, 10:59 AM
A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'

TexasGuy
10-09-06, 11:04 AM
lol
OOOOOOH BURN!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!


don't feel bad. I'm usally the butt of jokes .
jsharr
10-09-06, 11:04 AM
I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating

bbattle
10-09-06, 11:15 AM
Dick, you aren't in rehab somewheres are you?
shakeNbake
10-09-06, 11:15 AM
Here's a reply:
Well, I released some of that pressure on your wife last night.

Suck it, Trebek!
snowy
10-09-06, 11:32 AM
Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work. :)
edp773
10-09-06, 11:38 AM
A nice little reply like, Is that why you are always sniffing my seat?, would have turned the tables.
superdex
10-09-06, 11:39 AM
I think he was just jealous of your HUGE package!


(er somethin.)
PatrickMcCabe
10-09-06, 11:40 AM
Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work. :)


Oh which forums?!?!?
snowy
10-09-06, 11:43 AM
Oh which forums?!?!?

Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
KingTermite
10-09-06, 11:44 AM
I love being the butt of the joke....because I am soooo unbothered by it, nearly always annoys the person trying to throw the insult.
PatrickMcCabe
10-09-06, 11:46 AM
Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.

Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.
Tom Stormcrowe
10-09-06, 11:47 AM
I usually grin and say" That's pretty good, never heard that before! I'm so glad you are a connoisseur or other mens butts!"
A.troll
10-09-06, 11:48 AM
My ole http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/granny2.jpg happens to love your butt, Olebiker!
Tom Stormcrowe
10-09-06, 11:49 AM
Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.
More like an http://www.wizdforums.co.uk/images/smilies/asshat.gif
snowy
10-09-06, 11:54 AM
Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.


No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED. :eek:
PatrickMcCabe
10-09-06, 11:55 AM
No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED. :eek:


:eek:


totally a ****** bag.
snowy
10-09-06, 11:57 AM
:eek:


totally a ****** bag.

YEP!!! :D
chipcom
10-09-06, 12:08 PM
Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED. :eek:

That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you! :D
chipcom
10-09-06, 12:09 PM
A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'

So how many other guy's butts does he check out? You gotta watch them IT weenies...strange bunch...I know, I is one!

Just sing him a song...

You like me, you love me, your checking out my package, you want to marrrrry me!
snowy
10-09-06, 12:12 PM
That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you! :D

Awww your too kind too kind. :)
Olebiker
10-09-06, 12:18 PM
I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating

We all agreed that it was a darned funny line.
jyossarian
10-09-06, 12:21 PM
Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?
Olebiker
10-09-06, 12:21 PM
My ole http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/granny2.jpg happens to love your butt, Olebiker!


Tell her I'll pick her up for the early bird special at the Golden Corral before we go to bingo.
snowy
10-09-06, 12:24 PM
You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?

No but thanks for the support. Thats why I hang out here. :)
catatonic
10-09-06, 12:29 PM
Heck yeah, the world needs more cycling sirens. Women who would at least somewhat understand our OCP.
jsharr
10-09-06, 02:01 PM
We all agreed that it was a darned funny line.
His line about contents under pressure or my line?