Jokes & Humor - Difference between heaven and hell

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tandembrowns
10-09-06, 03:53 PM
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.