Rides and Races - attn philly members

i want so much to be in team beard pack that i tried to be ashley last night. totally worked, except i had to borrow chris to make a beard.

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dude, i'm totally ashley.

now i just need to post a picture of myself being me.

i have to grab that mug

I have to grab my grundle. Ride tonight?

I have to grab my grundle. Ride tonight?
paper writing has me down. wed night we can

now i just need to post a picture of myself being me.
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hahaah thanks max.

that is amazing.

ashley its u bein u

what a fun time that was saturday night...too bad it ended so badly

yo, i called my boy ryan to tell him i had a lot of fun, and he told me that it ended with bottles breaking over your heads. i wasnt there when everything happened, and nobody is really quite sure what did happen, so i blame it all on alcohol. maybe if you guys could be more like you, there wouldn't be stitches and black eyes involved in parties. ha.

is everybody all right? i talked to nick on sunday, haven't heard anything since.

if mike/joe/jon/you are as mellow as nick, i would place money on the two parties involved actually getting along very well. i hope no hard feelings came out of this.

ummm. i guess mike is alright now. he had to go to the hospital.

it just seemed like right after you left, everyone had a problem with us being there. i mean, it did happen not 2 minutes right after you guys left. i dont know.. yea alcohol, but still...

jessie was in the hospital too. i was making fun of him saying that he went in there and the nurse was like nurse: "ok, what happened"
jessie: "oh, i broke a bottle over a kids head"
n: "ok, youre gonna need some stiches, i'll be right back"
j: "ok. i'm so tough you don't need novacaine, i wanna see what it feels like, maybe teach myself a lesson to not be so stupid." (he actually said this... minus the tough part)
(nurse walks to the next room over)
n: "ok, so what happened to you"
mike: "i got in a fight and some kid hit me over the head with a bottle."
n: "wow, what an ass."
m: "it hurt."
n: "we need to check you for a concussion, sit tight, i'll be back."

(nurse leaves thinking what a bunch of **** bags they both are)

yea, that would be a little ridiculous.

btw, you actually look a lot like ashley minus the beard in that picture up there. haha. maybe thats after i stared at it for like a minute straight.....

is that weird?

dude, you were totally ghost riding this thread.

ok that was DEFINITELY the highlight of my night

yeah, i knew it couldnt get better, so i left.

and i was right, it got way worse.

I ghost rode my whip like 10 minutes ago. seriously, I went to fdr to skate and got out and danced on my cars roof. it was amazing. and then I got in and took off on everyone that was doing it with me.

now thats ghost ridin
whats ghost ridin?
you know, you know, you know
now you know

I ghost rode my whip like 10 minutes ago. seriously, I went to fdr to skate and got out and danced on my cars roof. it was amazing. and then I got in and took off on everyone that was doing it with me.

but were you "dancin on the hood while the car's still rollin!" ?

on the roof. highlight of my life.

soooooooo, floriduh?

i want so much to be in team beard pack that i tried to be ashley last night. totally worked, except i had to borrow chris to make a beard.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/417780614_982fd25c3a.jpg

ryand and babychris are hott. I don't even know if I really think that, but I'm in a weird mood that's making me want to post weird stuff on the internet. also, I'm new to BF and I'm in Philly so I was like, this thread looks like a good one to check out. but it's kinda hijacked by a handful of people, none of whom are of the female persuasion, so I thought I'd say hi and inject a little estrogen into it. whatever.

anyone wants to ride?

ryand and babychris are hott. I don't even know if I really think that, but I'm in a weird mood that's making me want to post weird stuff on the internet. also, I'm new to BF and I'm in Philly so I was like, this thread looks like a good one to check out. but it's kinda hijacked by a handful of people, none of whom are of the female persuasion, so I thought I'd say hi and inject a little estrogen into it. whatever.

well i'll just state for the record that ryand here is impersonating me.
thereby making me the hot one, and him ugly as sin.

anyone wants to ride?

I'll ride if you come over and help me change my flat, ha. gawd I'm a loser. forgive me I just got this bike and never learned how to change an f-ing flat back when I should have. I probably shouldn't admit to this sh*t on BF.

not only are we ghost ridin this thread, we are now hijackin the thread.

totally doing a mistah fab remix with this idea.

5ish.

hahaha. ryan and I are ugliez for realz. we ghost rode my car again today. ahaha. pretzels need to hurry up.

hahaha. ryan and I are ugliez for realz.

no youz izn't.

o0o0o0o0o0o0o love is in the air

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we rob banks too.

I rob men. of their innocence.

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we rob banks too.
hey i think i need to be thrown in there

hey i think i need to be thrown in there

photoshop yourself in there then.

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haha, so good.

hanging upside down like that makes you look like a monkey

and that beard does not help

haha I just saw babychris at the bike church. I probably freaked him out. why is this so amusing to me??

anyway, I learned how to change a flat now so I can go biking. with people. bike with me. please.

get pretzels later!

get pretzels later!

are you talking to me?

duh! everyone else on here is already going!

but I'm like, not cool enough. and showing up there might involve running into someone who would be even more awkward than running into a guy from the internet (uh, babychris) at the bike chuch. also, philly pretzels are so not even that special. also my friend was like "the pretzel run? that just sounds weird. you have better things to do." moo.

just go. you're cool enough for the night. there will also be many people there to talk to, therefore not making it so awkward or whatever.

ahh I'm all jittery I kinda want to go. but my back light gave out and I probably shouldn't ride a black bike at night w/o a light. growl. and my friends are over. and at this point I wouldn't be there in time. I'll make it at some point. tho my next few weeks are looking busy. whatever.

we 's the hottnessss on this here forummz

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we 's the hottnessss on this here forummz

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is that maxknee?

is that maxknee?
yes all both of them. he's EVERYWAREZZ!!!!11

cant be maxknee. his beard hairs dont look like pubes