Foo - Things you think are sexy, but AREN'T!!

This may be a fun topic....

Let's all come clean. There are things that many of us do that is common to our gender that we think the opposite sex like (I leave out gay couples as with the same gender you kinda know what YOU like so this question applies very little). However, many times we are DEAD WRONG....they don't like them at all.

So....what things do you see common in the opposite sex that you know they do to appear attractive, but actually do nothing for you (or even annoy you)?


Mine:

Enough with the little kiddy talking voice ladies......it's stupid, we hate it. When you try to "tawk wike a wittle guwl"....YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON!!!


Who's next?

lots of makeup

perfume

clothes

helplessness

Totally agreed with the makeup thing....I prefer a woman with NO makeup at all. I hate the stuff.

Dyed hair, fake nails, etc.

The hole.

BTW all....it would be helpful (since we don't always know the other's gender) to say which gender you are referring too (men or women).

On women:
Facial piercings. Nostrils and tongue - yuck. Eyebrows or lip - super yuck.

Lower back tattoos - aka "tramp stamp"

On women:
Facial piercings. Nostrils and tongue - yuck. Eyebrows or lip - super yuck.

Lower back tattoos - aka "tramp stamp"
tell us how you really feel... http://www.pacfit.com/roflmao.gif

tell us how you really feel... http://www.pacfit.com/roflmao.gif:) I really should be more sensitive about this, especially because so many young women have facial piercings and lower back tats.

Oh, a couple more:
Overly large fake boobs, especially on small women.

Anything that says "Von Dutch"

I like all women regardless of there idiosyncrasies. :)

I like all women regardless of there idiosyncrasies. :)
Who said anything about not liking them?


Come on women....let's hear from you too.

I hate how women look when they get cologen lip injections. They look like they get punched in the mouth and have a swolen lip. I have no idea why girls do this.

women can be extremely cutting...so be prepared for the onslaught

Midrif tops and lo-rise jeans. Face jewelery.

women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll. There is a time and place for makeup, every waking moment is not one of them.

I hate perfume too, in anything other than small, subtle doses.

That permanant 10 o'clock shadow on the face thing thing. When I kiss a guy I don't want carpet burn

women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll. There is a time and place for makeup, every waking moment is not one of them.

I hate perfume too, in anything other than small, subtle doses.
+1 on the perfume

Fake tans. I'm in college, and all the girls are orange. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE :fight:

When I was in college they had real tans...course they all look like luggage now...

women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll.
Exactly!!!

That permanant 10 o'clock shadow on the face thing thing. When I kiss a guy I don't want carpet burn

You never wanna kiss me then....shucky darn, I bet you are totally devastated now. :p :D :rolleyes:
I don't do it to be sexy (at my age, with my natural uhhh looks, sexy isn't one of my priorities), I hate to shave and even when I do, by 5 oclock it looks like I didn't.

My number #1 pet-peeve? TOO MUCH PERFUME!!! Especially the bad stuff. We don't live in 13th-century Europe anymore where people don't take showers, but rather bathe in perfume. yuck!

Then a distant #2 would be the make-up. There's good make-up and bad make-up jobs. A lot of girls don't know how to do a good job. I hire a pro to do my make-up for photoshoots and it comes out a thousand times better than the average chic's.

Other than that, nothing else really bugs me or turns me off as far as "sexy" traits go...

Oh weight, #3 are heavy-set chics who wear low-rise jeans and bare their guts and love-handles for all to see... Maybe 5-10% at most of women out there can pull off wearing Britney's clothes. And if you're pushing maximum density and mass, I don't want to see it spilling and oozing over your belt! :eek:

-men on cell phones at the gym (please, shut up and work out so I can surreptitiously ogle your sweaty, rock-hard a*s already)
-white socks pulled all the way up your calves (it doesn't make your legs look masculine, guys, it just makes them look thinner and daintier)
-smoking - including cigars unless someone just got married or had a baby (no pushback in this forum on that, I'm sure)
-slurping and sucking a woman's face (I love lots of tongue, really I do, but try to keep it out of my nostrils...and earlobes for that matter unless you're going to nibble a little. And, no, spit that drips on my chest is NOT a turn on!)
-visible hickies (see point above - plus: why exactly would I want the world to know that I just did you like a carnival ride?)
-too many teeth bleachings (drink some coffee and wine without the straw, okay?...live a little :rolleyes: )
-pinching nipples in a "death grip" (gentle boys, and if you nibble, don't bite the tips off.)
-too much cologne. (You think women stink with too much perfume? I got news for you...)
-attitude with servers, clerks, etc. (you treat them like that, you'll treat me like that, eventually...)

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure my fellow female riders will come up with more.

Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo? :D

Fake tans. I'm in college, and all the girls are orange. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE :fight:

Or do you mean DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE :fight: ?

-men on cell phones at the gym (please, shut up and work out so I can surreptitiously ogle your sweaty, rock-hard a*s already)
-white socks pulled all the way up your calves (it doesn't make your legs look masculine, guys, it just makes them look thinner and daintier)
-smoking - including cigars unless someone just got married or had a baby (no pushback in this forum on that, I'm sure)
-slurping and sucking a woman's face (I love lots of tongue, really I do, but try to keep it out of my nostrils...and earlobes for that matter unless you're going to nibble a little. And, no, spit that drips on my chest is NOT a turn on!)
-visible hickies (see point above - plus: why exactly would I want the world to know that I did you like a carnival ride?)
-too many teeth bleachings (drink some coffee and wine without the straw, okay?...live a little :rolleyes: )
-pinching nipples in a "death grip" (gentle boys, and if you nibble, don't bite the tips off.)
-too much cologne. (You think women stink with too much perfume? I got news for you...)
-attitude with servers, clerks, etc. (you treat them like that, you'll treat me like that, eventually...)

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure my fellow female riders will come up with more.

Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo? :D
Now here is a lady that knows what she likes!

I had thought I made this clear before. I don't care about sexy. I'll bang anything.

Now here is a lady that knows what she likes!
Some might argue the term "lady" but, okay, I'll take it...;)

I had thought I made this clear before. I don't care about sexy. I'll bang anything.

You aren't the guy who got caught with a pumpkin in the farmer's field, and told the officer, "Is it midnight already?", are you?

Some might argue the term "lady" but, okay, I'll take it...;)

It's okay half the time...:eek: ;)

Some might argue the term "lady" but, okay, I'll take it...;)
guesswork is such a waste of time

Time to take notes! Now where did I put my pencil and paper?


-men on cell phones at the gym (please, shut up and work out so I can surreptitiously ogle your sweaty, rock-hard a*s already)
-white socks pulled all the way up your calves (it doesn't make your legs look masculine, guys, it just makes them look thinner and daintier)
-smoking - including cigars unless someone just got married or had a baby (no pushback in this forum on that, I'm sure)
-slurping and sucking a woman's face (I love lots of tongue, really I do, but try to keep it out of my nostrils...and earlobes for that matter unless you're going to nibble a little. And, no, spit that drips on my chest is NOT a turn on!)
-visible hickies (see point above - plus: why exactly would I want the world to know that I did you like a carnival ride?)
-too many teeth bleachings (drink some coffee and wine without the straw, okay?...live a little :rolleyes: )
-pinching nipples in a "death grip" (gentle boys, and if you nibble, don't bite the tips off.)
-too much cologne. (You think women stink with too much perfume? I got news for you...)
-attitude with servers, clerks, etc. (you treat them like that, you'll treat me like that, eventually...)

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure my fellow female riders will come up with more.

Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo? :D

Time to take notes! Now where did I put my pencil and paper?
:rolleyes: You do NOT need to take notes, Jason, as I'm sure you do none of the offending 'not sexies' that I list! :D

Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo? :DThat would be waay too suggestive for some people to deal with. They'll get offended and the thread will be promptly deleted.

:rolleyes: You do NOT need to take notes, Jason, as I'm sure you do none of the offending 'not sexies' that I list! :D
Well, you're right that I don't do anything on your list of no-no's. But I should ready my pencil and paper in case any further lists come along that include anything I might be guilty of.

That would be waay too suggestive for some people to deal with. They'll get offended and the thread will be promptly deleted.
Yeah. You're so right. I, for one, would be barred from the forums permanently for what I would post - as I find that there are so many, many, many things you hot, hairy creatures do that are quite sexy. :D

ok...time to move to another thread

That would be waay too suggestive for some people to deal with. They'll get offended and the thread will be promptly deleted.

We shall see....

Don't make a guy focus on your extremely sensitive parts. Seriously... you're far more than just breasts and reproductive system. A guy will almost certainly be willing to give as much attention to those parts as you desire. Give him time to lovingly caress the rest of you, too, from head to toe.

In my opinion, anyway, you're far sexier as a whole. Don't worry if I spend a long time stroking your back. I certainly haven't forgotten about the rest of your body. Give me time, and the rest of your body will get at least that much attention, too. What's the big rush?

Don't make a guy focus on your extremely sensitive parts. Seriously... you're far more than just breasts and reproductive system. A guy will almost certainly be willing to give as much attention to those parts as you desire. Give him time to lovingly caress the rest of you, too, from head to toe.

In my opinion, anyway, you're far sexier as a whole. Don't worry if I spend a long time stroking your back. I certainly haven't forgotten about the rest of your body. Give me time, and the rest of your body will get at least that much attention, too. What's the big rush?
Jason - YOU belong in the other "What's Sexy" thread. :) :) :)

Don't make a guy focus on your extremely sensitive parts. Seriously... you're far more than just breasts and reproductive system. A guy will almost certainly be willing to give as much attention to those parts as you desire. Give him time to lovingly caress the rest of you, too, from head to toe.

In my opinion, anyway, you're far sexier as a whole. Don't worry if I spend a long time stroking your back. I certainly haven't forgotten about the rest of your body. Give me time, and the rest of your body will get at least that much attention, too. What's the big rush?

That was sexy. :)

Guys who act all machoey...bleh.

Fake tans which turn people orange and navel rings. There seems to be a fad of HUGE navel rings with things dangling from them. It just looks trashy. Other piercings I have no qualms about.

. There seems to be a fad of HUGE navel rings with things dangling from them.

A fad that goes back thousands of years to ancient Egypt. Navel jewlery is especially alluring when attached to the belly of a lithe and capable dancer....


...smoking cigarettes, however, is one of the surest ways to avoid a kiss. I love locomotives, but I wouldn't want to be intimate with one. Women who insist on chain-smoking at clubs gives trainspotting a whole new meaning.

A fad that goes back thousands of years to ancient Egypt. Navel jewlery is especially alluring when attached to the belly of a lithe and capable dancer.....
Context Skipper, context........:rolleyes:

Context Skipper, context........:rolleyes:


That's funny, most bellies are convex.

That would be waay too suggestive for some people to deal with. They'll get offended and the thread will be promptly deleted.
Nah....Koffee's gone now. :D

That was sexy. :)

Guys who act all machoey...bleh.
There seems to be a lot of that on BF too I've noticed. That and its twin attribute of acting a "know-it-all" (whether poster really does know or not).

I had thought I made this clear before. I don't care about sexy. I'll bang anything.
Hehehe... I understand you've already made it with the crack of dawn!

Fake boobs! Like we can't tell they're fake! Like I can't tell a girl is 3 cups bigger than when I saw her yesterday!:D

for the men.
Posing your muscles or putting your hands under your arms to make your biceps look bigger is not sexy. It only works for Existence.
Trying to make sexy moves and saying Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... is not sexy.
Pants so tight it doesnt leave anything for imagination is not sexy. Except if you're riding a bike in spandex.
Licking your lips is definitly not sexy.:rolleyes:
Winking is tacky.

for the woman.
Easy on the perfume.
Playing with your hair looks dumb.
Trying to make your voice sound like you have your own 900# is pathetic.
Wearing shorts up your butt is cheap and unless you have legs to die for, it's better to leave it to the imagination.

for the men.
Posing your muscles or putting your hands under your arms to make your biceps look bigger is not sexy. It only works for Existence.
Trying to make sexy moves and saying Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... is not sexy.
Pants so tight it doesnt leave anything for imagination is not sexy. Except if you're riding a bike in spandex.
Licking your lips is definitly not sexy.:rolleyes:
Winking is tacky.



well boys there goes my full repertoire!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflmao: now im know im completely 'un-sexy' its official.