Foo - Favorite Bushism.

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/bushism_illiteracy_appalling.mp3)

"I think war is a dangerous place"
-Washington, D.C. May 7, 2003

Ibtm

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice...er...uh....stammering......
We won't get fooled again!!

There are soooo many of them, but this one seems to fit:

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."—Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

--George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

--George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005
That's not really funny, or ironic.

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

"They misunderestemated our resolve."

"I am the decider"

The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country


And lastly:

I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'

BUSH: Yes, great question. Thanks. I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) Internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period. The all-volunteer Army works...

Great thread!

it's just too easy...

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

I won, so suck it Dems!

President Bush: Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: I can take them off.
Bush: I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.
Wallsten: All right, I'll keep it, then.
Bush: For the viewers, there's no sun.
Wallsten: I guess it depends on your perspective.
Bush: Touché.

—Exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14,

He had another great one yesterday, but i can't find it online. He was talking about the number of Iraqi's killed. He completely butchered something but i can't recall it. Any one see that interview?

He had another great one yesterday, but i can't find it online. He was talking about the number of Iraqi's killed. He completely butchered something but i can't recall it. Any one see that interview?I'm sure they'll catch it on The Daily Show or Colbert Report.

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

classic

My favorites are any in which he claims that he no longer drinks.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/b/1/bush_groping_merkel.jpg

Look at his face, he is drunk.

Portis, is this what you were looking for?

"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

When Dubyah stole the election, I was worried he would screw up the environment:eek: .I can't believe my shortsightedness:D .

Ya'll seem to like jokes, you would enjoy this show (http://www.stubhub.com/tix11-ticketcenter/barbra-streisand-tickets/?gtse=goog&gtkw=streisand%20tickets) You can go and see her paid Bush impersonator and her planted heckler, put there so she can act tough and drop f bombs.

I believe his famous...

"uhhhh....ummmmm...uhhhhhh....ya" is probably the most telling of his ism's. :D

there was one press release about a month ago - "bin laden and al queda want to draw a distinction between islam and infidel-ity"

"There ought to be limits to freedom"

Said about my friend zach's website, whose forum I used to admin on.

"There ought to be limits to freedom"


[Edited to keep from being moved to the cesspool called P&R] - Yeah - his.

"I think—tide turning—see, as I remember—I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of—it's easy to see a tide turn—did I say those words?"—Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

That's putting us close to moving, chip.

That's putting us close to moving, chip.

Yeah, I'll go back and add a nice bushism

Speaking to the president of brazil while looking at a map of Brazil.

"Wow, Brazil's big"

the 1 on my google home page today

More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than--I say more Muslims--a lot of Muslims have died--I don't know the exact count--at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill.
--George w. Bush

Chimpomatic (not really fair to our primate 1st cousins) comes in google module, RSS, javascript, and flash
http://chimpomatic.net/chimpOmatic.aspx

Yeah, I'll go back and add a nice bushism
Thanks, you're the best! :)

Not really a quote, but just google failure, and you get a web site for Bush

There are soooo many of them, but this one seems to fit:

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."—Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

I remember seeing this one and it makes me think of Freudian slip, kinda scary. I'm sure Karl Rove came down hard on Bush after that one :D



"There ought to be limits to freedom"

Said about my friend zach's website, whose forum I used to admin on.

Curious? What forum?

Curious? What forum?
It used to be at gwbush.com. We ran it there from around 1999 to sometime in 03 or 04, when zack became too busy to keep things running smoothly. Then the owner of whitehouse.org and georgewbush.org gave us a home, but after a year we both decided that we really didn't fit into the theme of his sites (his sites are parody/comedy, and our forum was fairly serious). At the beginning of this year, we broke off on our own and made a half public, half private forum of our own that we keep afloat by all the members pitching in, and that's where we'll stay.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMLxvIbHC3U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlaB9-EYxU&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYJTUWHI8cU&mode=related&search=

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

Ohh whoops... nevermind.