peterbarson
10-12-06, 08:09 PM
what does sex in a canoe and american light beer have in common?
they're both f'ing close to water.
they're both f'ing close to water.
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Tom Stormcrowe
10-12-06, 09:41 PM
what does sex in a canoe and american light beer have in common?
they're both f'ing close to water.
:beer: :cry:
they're both f'ing close to water.
:beer: :cry:
peterbarson
10-14-06, 09:41 PM
Another one:
4 beer company reps, one from Miller, one from Corona, one from Coors and one from Guinness, are having lunch together.
The waiter comes by to take their drink orders.
The rep from Miller orders, what else, a Miller Lite.
the rep from Corona orders, yep, a Corona.
The Coors rep orders, you guessed it, a Coors.
the Guinness rep orders a Coke. The other reps ask why he didn't order a Guinness. The Guinness rep says, "You guys aren't drinking beer, so I figured I shouldn't either."
4 beer company reps, one from Miller, one from Corona, one from Coors and one from Guinness, are having lunch together.
The waiter comes by to take their drink orders.
The rep from Miller orders, what else, a Miller Lite.
the rep from Corona orders, yep, a Corona.
The Coors rep orders, you guessed it, a Coors.
the Guinness rep orders a Coke. The other reps ask why he didn't order a Guinness. The Guinness rep says, "You guys aren't drinking beer, so I figured I shouldn't either."